Neh. I'm kinda freaked out about the massive purge that's going on, but not freaked out enough to actually change anything. My love for Transformers is too strong to make me want to actually stop making these Rules. Especially when I look at all the Rules that you guys gave that still need to be made into Rules. So I'm bypassing my Rules for ones that were submitted. Enjoy. :) P.S. I still need to work on responding to all the reviews that were sent in. Sorry about that. T^T
Optimus' girl gets all the Credit for Rule #164 with Optimus really needing his beauty recharge.
Complete-Global-Saturation gets all the Credit for Rule# 161 with Mjölnir being crushed by a robot.
Princess Lena aka Lady Kittuna gets all the Credit for Rule #163 with paintballs helping with some revenge.
Midnight Prime gets all the Credit for Rule #162 with Optimus' height proving useful for some fun.
Iceshadow911247 gets all the Credit for Rule #165 with brakes innocently being checked while driving.
Optimus' girl: I totally agree. I just recently heard about the purge and it's crazy. I saw some threads or whatever where they post Fics that they find 'offensive' or whatever. I thought this site was so relaxed and cool until stuff like this started happening. Scare tactics and horrible reviews with sudden deletions and account suspensions. Not cool. As for your submitted Rules, the MIB one had already been done I'm afraid. Sorry about that. :( The Rule about pranking Ratchet was hilarious though! XD Especially about painting a wrench to match each mech on base! I don't blame Optimus for not liking his! Easter had been done, mainly wiht Leo and Willa hiding all of Ratchet's wrenches. Needless to say, it did not end well. O.O Thanks for reading, reviewing, and for the new Rules. Sorry some of your suggestions were already used though...
Sesshykiss13: Primus! I saw that on the news too! It honestly freaked me out a bit, especially after the zombie lovers flared up the Internet with all this 'He's the first zombie! The apocalypse is upon us! Beware!'. *shivers* Just the fact that the attacker was eating the other guys face off gave me the chills. Red Alert gets on look at this story and he'll shut the whole base down, freaking out about cannibalistic killer zombie trying to get them all. Oh Primus...XD Thanks for reading. the review, and for the Rule Idea. :)
Disclaimer:
Me: Freedom! Finally free! *throws confetti up in the air*
Sunstreaker: Free from what? Your daily sentence in the brig?
Me: You're a scream. No. And what I'm free from is none of your business. So there.
Sunstreaker: *shoots me a suspicious look* If you have free time now...that give me reason to be worried.
Me: Relax. It's not like I'm doing to scratch your paint job or anything. Maybe. You never know with my kind of crazy.
Sunstreaker: That's it. I'm leaving.
Me: Fine! It's just a shame that I don't own the Transformers. I'd have entered you in so many street races that I'd be rolling in the dough!
Sunstreaker: Keep dreaming.
161. You are not Thor.
(What? Asgardians are awesome!)
(After the whole Loki incident they should know not to let me watch 'Thor' again.)
(Well they do now anyway.)
(Way back when I was making my Loki costume, I figured 'What the heck!' and I went ahead and made a Thor costume while I was at it.)
(It has the cape, Mjölnir, and everything.)
(I even bought a blond wig to wear with it.)
(I practiced my Norse accent for weeks and when I finally got it somewhat down, I dressed up in my Thor costume and headed to base.)
(Sam was totally in on the game.)
(He tried to steal Mjölnir from me, but immediately let it drop to the ground, pretending that he couldn't pick it up.)
(Then I yelled out "YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO TOUCH MJOLNIR PUNY HUMAN! HOW DARE YOU DEFILE IT!" and threw cardboard cutouts of lighting bolts at him like I was electrocuting him.)
(Sam fell twitching to the ground just as Ironhide walked in.)
(He took in my costume, wig, accent, the cardboard bolts, Mjölnir, and the twitching Sam before silently rising an optic ridge.)
(Still staying in character, I explained what was happening with my Norse accent.)
(Sam got up and 'tried' to pick up Mjölnir again, still pretending to fail.)
(After a few more seconds of silence, Ironhide bent over and plucked the hammer from the ground, tossed it into his other palm and crushed it.)
(I lost it a bit then and cursed 'Hide, still using my Norse accent.)
(Sam thought it was funny as the Pit when I cursed at 'Hide with that accent.)
(Needless to say, Ironhide didn't.)
('Hide as picked me up by my cape with two fingers and carried me to the brig, me pouting all the way.)
162. Do not bungee jump off of Optimus' helm.
(Bored bored BORED!)
(Never let crazy human teenagers and certain silver mechs become bored.)
(Dangerous things tend to happen…)
(You think that the super intelligent giant sentient robots would have learned that by now.)
(But they still tend to underestimate we puny humans and our crafty pranking ways.)
(We really shocked the slag outta them when 'Sides and I rigged a bungee jumping cord up on top of Optimus' helm while he was recharging.)
(All we had to do was wait for the big guy to stand up and BANZI!)
(Instant bungee jumping height.)
(Optimus was totally freaked out.)
(It was pretty fun…until Ratchet was called in.)
(The medic plucked me off of Optimus like I was tiny piece of fluff or something.)
('Sides and I were then escorted down to Lennox who gave up a stern lecture about how it wasn't safe to bungee jump off of robots.)
(Lennox was pretty much making up reasons not to bungee jump on the fly, trying to hide a tiny smirk while he did so.)
(But that's how we roll, bringing mass chaos wherever we go.)
(Optimus still gives me a 'WTF' look when he sees me.)
163. Paintballs are not a torture device.
(Oh Leo, you're never going to learn.)
(Do not anger a person who happens to be nuttier than squirrel poop.)
(Because I will get even.)
(And this time Lennox was willing to help.)
(I didn't ask how he got a hold of a couple paint ball guns, but I wasn't complaining.)
(I just grabbed the first one I laid eyes on and went Leo hunting.)
(I found him in the Rec Room, just lounging around.)
(When he saw the murderous look on my face and the paintball gun in my hands, he immediately booked it.)
(Not wanting my prey to escape, I took aim and fired.)
(I got him right on the aft.)
(He let out a little squeal and toppled over, but got up just as quickly and ran before I could get another shot at him.)
(I chased him for a bit, but never actually shot him again.)
(Later, when I had cooled down, I saw Leo trying to sit down for lunch.)
(He had the worst look of pain on his face as his bruised cheeks tried to take a sitting.)
(I got a bit of pleasure out of that.)
(But that's what you get for breaking one of my Harry Potter DVD's and taping it back to together with duck tape as a crappy repair job.)
164. Never wake Optimus up from recharge.
(No one really wanted to wake Optimus up.)
(He deserved his much needed recharge.)
(But his schedule was chock full of meetings with various people today and he couldn't afford to miss any of them.)
(The worst thing was that his very first meeting was with Mearing and Galloway.)
(Everyone thought that when Lennox chucked Galloway off the plane in the middle of Primus knows where that that would be the last that we would see of the sniveling weasel.)
(How wrong we were.)
(He'd gotten another job in this department, only reinforcing Ironhide's idea that's he's a Decepticon spy, and continues to annoy the slag outta us.)
(Poor Optimus to have to deal with him and Mearing together first thing out of recharge…)
(He's going to need a bit of High Grade just to get through the rest of the day.)
(Hopefully Mearing and Galloway will be too busy yelling at each other to direct their attention to Optimus.)
(Then all he would have to do is turn off his audio receptors and recharge with his optics open.)
165. Random brake checks are not necessary.
(Sideswipe is the worst mech to have drive behind you when you're on the road somewhere.)
(It doesn't matter if you're heading off to a mission to kick Decepticon aft or if you're on a trip to get groceries.)
(Sideswipe will ride your bumper the whole way.)
(Fraggin' speed demon.)
(So in order to teach the little bugger a lesson, I made sure to get in front of him for out next little outing.)
(Waiting for him to get really impatient and start hugging my bumper, I set my plan into action.)
(Yelling out 'RANDOM BRAKE CHECK!' I slammed my foot on the brakes and grinned as Sideswipe slammed into the back of me.)
(Ironhide was so stunned that didn't have time to stop me from slamming on his brakes.)
(He could only watch and listen as Sideswipe slammed into his bumper.)
(After that, it was all Optimus could do to prevent Ironhide from transforming and attacking Sideswipe.)
(Me being in his cab might also have prevented him from knocking the Corvette around.)
(But in my opinion, I think that if Optimus wasn't there to order Ironhide to stand down, he might just have transformed regardless.)
(I've never been more thankful of the Rules in my life.)
(Optimus gave 'Hide the 'We Don't Harm Humans! - What Is With You?' speech and I was saved from becoming compressed hamburger meat in Ironhide's cab.)
(On the bright side, I get to constantly remind Ironhide what a mess he would have had to have cleaned up if he had transformed with me inside of him.)
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