-Two Months Later-

After having to go through surgery again because of the wounds he had opened up while sick, Deidara had slipped into a coma(Cliche`, but bare with me please!).

Comparing to how he looked when he was first brought in and now was nothing short than a miracle. His skin color was back to normal and he regained most of the weight he had lost. Not to mention how lucky he was; There were only a few scars on his body and they weren't that visible if he was dressed fully. The past two months he had gone shirtless with only a pair of white hospital shorts. It was to keep a full view of all his wounds. Also that extra mouth on his chest.

Everytime Konan had tried to due tests on it, it would react violently and Deidara's blood pressure would drop dramatically. It was like that thing was alive and controlled his chest.

Aside from the extra mouth, he was way from the danger zone and only had one IV in. It was to pump nutrients into him. Since he couldn't eat, this was the only way to keep him healthy.

He looked and was so healthy, everyone in the entire base was waiting for him to just wake up one day.

So you'd understand why Konan was thrilled to come in one morning to find his brain activity higher than usual.

'He's gonna be waking soon!' She thought merrily, writing his stats and what not on the clipboard. 'And judging by how high the brain activity is, maybe a half in hour? Maybe less.'

"Konan-sama..." Came a drowsy yawn, followed by the appearance of a tired blonde.

"Hmm?" She hummed, still writing. "What is it Kiku-chan?"

"Why you up so early?" She yawned, taking a seat a few feet away, "It's barely past sunrise, cho."

Konan glanced over at her and grinned, "You see that chart there?" She pointed the pen to the screen on the computer.

Kiku bobbed her head.

"What does it mean?"

"That the brain activity is normal-OH MY KAMI!" She leaped out of her seat and to her Nii-san's side, "Is he sleeping?! Or has he yet to wake? When is he gonna wake up, cho!?"

"Very soon."

"Sasori-Oji-san-sensei!" The blonde was already out the door and down the hall, "Deidara's gonna wake up today, cho!"

Needless to say, it only took a few minutes for most of the Akatsuki to be at the door. Konan shook her head in amusement. It was strange how to everyone else they were ruthless and evil, but in actuality, they were caring and a family. Hm.

"Kiku," But even so, everyone couldn't be here when he woke. "Everyone can't be in here all at once, it'll be too overwhelming for Deidara."

"So only the ones with most importance, cho?" Kiku-chan tapped her chin, "Then Hidan, Sasori, and me can stay, right?"

Kisame frowned, "What about me?"

She turned, "What about you?"

"Cold much..." He mumbled, sulkily dragging his feet out of the room.

"I swear," Kiku muttered, "He acts like he's PMSing or something."

Hidan stood smugly by the door as everyone except for the one called left. "Ha you fuckers!" He mocked, getting bopped in the head by Kakuzu on his way out.

"So when will the brat wake up?" Sasori asked, glancing at Konan with interest.

"Soon."

"How fucking soon?" Hidan asked.

"About thirty minutes, maybe less."

The immortal groaned, "That's like twenty extra fucking minutes of sleep! Damn it Kiku!"

The blonde rolled her eyes, "Piss off."

Sasori sighed, "Kiku-chan, be quiet."

"Yes Sensei!" She chirped closing her mouth.

Hidan snorted, "Are you his fucking dog?"

"SHHHH!" Konan interrupted with a gleeful grin, "He's waking!"

All crowded around the medic bed and watched and Deidara's fingertips started to twitched. The blonde's eye cracked open and he immediatly burrowed himself under the covers. Kiku blinked, then bent down. "Nii-san?"

A blue eye peeked through the blankets. Then his hand came out and poked his on the nose. "Boop." He said, a small giggle escaping him.

"Brat? You alright?"

Upon hearing those words, Deidara shot out of the covers and pushed the puppeteer down.

"Deidara calm down!" Konan ordered as he ripped the IV out.

Deidara screamed.

"Get away from me, yeah!" He shouted, jumping out of the bed and onto the floor. His legs wobbled and collapsed. The blonde hurriedly scooted away as they approached.

"Deidara man, you're safe." Hidan said, "You're at the Akatsuki base."

"GO AWAY!" He screamed, his back hitting the wall. His knees slammed against his chest and his hands went on his head."Orochimaru-sama help me!"

Everyone froze.

Orochimaru-sama?

"Kiku-chan," Konan said, almost in a whisper, "Get the isoflurane."
The door suddenly slammed open, making everyone jump, and in ran Kisame. "What's with a screaming?!"

Deidara's eye widened like saucers upon seeing the shark and a silent scream escaped him. Konan used a force of chakra to slam the door and slowly neared the hyperventilating blonde. "Deidara," She spoke in a calm, soothing voice, "We are not here to harm you; we're here to help you."

He pointed an accusing finger at her, "Liar, un!"

"Kisame, Hidan, hold him down!" Kiku-chan instructed, holding the needle up. Deidara went to make a beeline to the door, but Kisame tackled him down. "Let me go! Orochimaru!"

Kisame straddled the blonde and pinned both arms down. Deidara's face was sweating and his was trembling like crazy. His cerulan eye squeezed tight and he bit his lower lip, as though expecting something.

Kiku quickly jabbed the needle into his arm and he fell limp. Slamming on the door caught all their attentions.

"What's going on in there?!"

"You can come on in!" Konan called, opening the door. "We have a problem."

Okaaaay, not as climatic as I wished it to be...