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GoKarting Mario Style
Tucker scowled. He was still irritated over his defeat. It was so not fair. But he wasn't done yet, not by a long shot.
Sam tapped a pencil against her desk while Lancer listed the details of tomorrow's day trip to the Amity Park Fair. "Let's see, I dare-"
"I don't think so."
Surprised, Sam and Danny turned towards Tucker, who was glaring at them.
"What's the fun of only one person doing the dare? Besides, I deserve to have some sort of part in this game."
Danny raised an eyebrow. "Does doing four months of non-stop dares not count?"
"Hey, I got out because of a dirty trick." Sam smiled at him apologetically. "So, why don't I give the rest of the dares until one of you loses? Or goes insane. Whichever comes first."
Sam sighed, thinking it over. "Well, I guess I owe you that much. And it would be more fun for both of us to do the dares. And since Tucker is pretty ticked at the both of us, he certainly won't be playing favourites."
Satisfied, Tucker nodded. "Then it's settled. I dare you to hijack the GoKarts at the Amity Fair and race around town. You know, Mario style."
Danny glared at his female friend. "Nice one, Sam."
Sam shrugged. "Well...Lancer should get a laugh. Or a heart attack...I hope a laugh."
The following morning found the freshman English class taking over the county fair. Lancer carefully watched his students disperse around the bustling fair. He had given them two hours to goof off before they met at the farming exhibit, where the education part of the trip came into play.
Until then, he would be keeping a close eye on Daniel and Samantha.
Tucker smirked as Danny loaded himself into a black and silver GoKart and Sam in a purple and silver one. Danny nervously glanced at the carnie, who was fiddling with the radio while Tucker snuck into the control booth.
Getting the signal that Tucker had shut off the ride for a bit, Danny turned the supporting pole that attached the GoKart to the ceiling intangible and removed it as noiselessly as possible. Then he removed the Kart from the tracks and then repeated the process with Sam's Kart.
Job done, Tucker turned the ride back on and went to the sidelines to watch the action.
An outraged shout sent Lancer running to the GoKarts. He watched in shock as Samantha and Daniel tore through the guardrails and straight onto the road, sparks flying behind them.
"Manson! Fenton!"
But they were long gone. Lancer whirled around to see a satisfied Tucker grinning.
"Mr. Foley...what are they doing?"
"Having a GoKart race, of course!"
"The finish line?"
"Casper High. Where else?" replied Tucker.
Lancer groaned and pulled out his cell phone. Someone would have to tend to the injuries of his demented students.
The wind rushing through his raven hair, Danny glanced backwards to see Sam gaining on him. Dodging cars and bicycles, he sped downtown, where he intended to take a shortcut through Amity Mall.
Sam narrowed her eyes as she thought of a way to beat Danny to Casper High. Cutting through the park should give her an edge.
Danny roared through the double glass doors, sending glass flying everywhere. "Look out!" he screamed as people dived out of his way, shopping bags sailing in various directions.
"Sorry!" he called as he zoomed up the escalator, sending shoppers diving over the rails and into the prickly fake plants below.
He reached the top floor and hung a right, and raced down the down escalator. He spotted a box of old banana peels sitting by the grocery store and he swiped it as he sped past.
This is going to come in handy, he thought.
"Move it or lose it!" Sam shouted as she tore through the middle of a football game. Players swore as their feet got run over by the clunky wheels.
"What the heck are you doing?" one player cried as he toppled backwards and watched in shock as Sam sped past him.
"I am trying to win a race. Gawsh!"
Danny blasted out the back doors of the mall and onto the highway. A few miles down Sam came up behind him from the park entrance. Grinning, Danny removed some banana peels and flung them over his shoulder.
"Mario!" he shouted before rounding the corner.
"You jerk!" Sam watched in horror as a few cars ahead of her skidded on the peels, turning sideways and knocking gently into each other. Danny had obviously known a banana peel wouldn't do much damage, but the cars created a barrier that made it impossible to pass.
"Aw!" Sam glanced at the shoulder of the road and noted that it was blocked due to construction.
"Screw it." Sam plunged through, construction workers screaming curses as the wet tar blasted onto their clothes and all over the stalled cars.
"I'm gonna win!" Danny whooped as the school came into sight, as well as three nervous teachers and principal and one smug Tucker.
"Crap."
Surprised, Danny whirled around to see Sam frowning at the crowd.
"How the heck did you get here?"
"I went through the construction."
Danny glanced at her tar-soaked Kart and hair. "You'll want to see a barber after this."
"Thanks," Sam said with an eye roll before pulling ahead of him.
"Hey!"
Then it happened.
Tucker clamped two hands over his mouth as Danny hit a pothole, his Kart swerving into Sam's and sending them both flying from their Karts and landing in a heap at the teacher's feet.
Lancer sighed. "I knew there would be injuries."
Pete shook his head and gestured to his car. "Give me a hand William. We can drive them in my car."
Lorrain studied the smoking Kart wreck. "Come on Foley. You're helping me getting these into shape."
"Why me?" Tucker whined.
"Cause it was your idiotic idea in the first place!"
"Aw, man," Tucker grumbled as he followed his gym teacher towards the disaster.
Helen called the hospital to forewarn them about a couple of patients involved in a 'bike accident'. William and Pete helped the moaning Sam and Danny into the car and roared to the hospital. Unsure of what to do, she realized she better get to the fair.
William's freshman class was not one you ever wanted to leave unattended for very long.
The immaturity level was unbelievable.