Dear Batman

by UltimateSpiderPool

Bruce Wayne (aka Batman) receives a call for help in the form of an encrypted message. The sender, a young boy named Jayden, is being hunted by an unknown evil... but refuses any help unless it's in the form of advice. Read as Batman tries to steer Jayden away from danger and how his actions are affected by it...all the while clueless that he's getting help from the Batman himself.

39. Chapter 39

Dear Muffin-Hugging Frappe-Eating Son Of An Oyster,

You know, I thought if I didn't respond I could get away with living in the mannequin factory through the winter. I thought you wouldn't dare come near me if I disobeyed your orders. But no. Not in a pastry-pushing lifetime would you frappe'n care what I did. Because somehow I went to sleep last night in a pile of mannequins and wake up this morning in a pile of homeless people. What. The. Fudge. BATMAN. How the huckleberry did you get me to a homeless shelter without me noticing?! And how the crabapple did you convince every single person in this dump to keep me from leaving?! Oh. Cause you're Batman you say? WELL SHNIZZLE YOU BATMAN! (Deep breath BJ) *sigh* Okay. I'm done. I just used my entire vocabulary of curse word substitutes (plus a few new ones) to express my pure raging fiery and frustration. But I'm fine now. Really. Maybe. I'm going to curl up in this makeshift human cot and get back to you when I'm feeling a little less emotional. Might take a while though.🌙