Dear fanfiction writers,
My name is not Ralphit is Raphor Raphael. I am not a guy with huge hands who wrecks stuff, all though I do enjoy wrecking things. And Mikeyis not a mouse with a pet dog and a friend who's a duck. Seriously, if you don't even know our names, what the shell are you doing writing for this fandom?
-RAPH (NOT RALPH!)
Like the number 1 pet-peeve of turtle fans, am I right? R&R Suggestions, please! Until next letter!