Hey guys! So this chapter was written by Zothar, not me so they get all the credit! I have to say this was utter brilliance!
Oh and if you guys ever have an idea just leave it in the comments or PM me! Thanks!
Thank you Zothar for this chapter!
Dear Fanfiction writers,
Why the hell am I not in more of your stories?
You all love to bring back that woman director, Sheppard, and Kate, hell even some of the villains!
It wouldn't have to be long. Just a story here and there.
Me teachin' probie a thing or two.
Who the hell do you think gave him the idea for headslaps? Sheppard? Bah.
And to the few of you that have mentioned me, thanks.
Even if it was only after my death, at least it meant something to you.
The rest of you assholes get with the program.
Sincerely, or whatever crap people say at the end of letters nowadays, Mike Franks.