Chapter 34- Lucas's Mew

We were sitting in the Pokémon center Rachel-chan was outside still yelling at that Paul kid. (Poor kid). Ash-san was trying to fight off crazy fan girls. (Poor kid). Lucas-kun was sitting in a chair talking to Brock-san and Gary-san. I was sitting down talking to Dawn-chan about old times. (I miss the good old days). Just then I heard the bell that meant that my Pokémon were healed. SO I got up and walked over to get them however as I grabbed them I heard Brock-san ask about Mew-chan so I walked and sat down to hear what they were talking about.

"So, that Mew there is it yours?" Brock-san asked as Lucas-kun shock his head.

"Not really, she just follows me around," he said as Mew-chan popped out and giggled.

Yep, Luke doesn't own me, I just follow him and his party around she said giggling. Dawn-chan rushed over and hugged her.

"Awwww, she is so cute," she said grabbing her little paws.

I like her she is so nice, she said happily.

"Don't you think 'she' would be safer in a Poke' ball?" Brock-san asked eyeing Mew-chan.

"I guess so," Lucas-kun said grabbing an empty ball. "Mew-chan your mine," Lucas-kun said as Mew-chan blocked the ball.

Not so fast, you have to battle me first, she said giggling. Then with that she ran out of the center.

"Shit," I cried as we ran out to find Mew-chan. Paul saw Mew-chan and ran after it.

"That thing is mine!" he shouted chasing her.

"Oh, no you don't kid," Rachel-chan said grabbing him. "We are not done yet," she shouted in his ear. So with that we ran after her. Just then I noticed two team Rocket grunts jump out of a bush.

"Ohhoho, it looks like the twerps got a few new members," a girl with red hair and an R on her white shirt. Standing beside her was a man wearing the same thing one with pants and not a skirt. In between them was a Meowth.

"Damnit we don't have time for you bullshit!" Ash-san cried pushing them out of the way. "Now where the hell did that Mew go?" he asked sounding a little pissed off.

Can catch me she shouted happily.

"Dead give away Mew-chan," Lucas –kun said running towards her. The three people from before were now in a Meowth hot air balloon. Really how pathetic are they?

"So you guys are chasing after a Mew huh well thanks for the tip," the man with blue hair said grabbing a Poke' ball.

"Oh, fuck no!" Lucas-kun shouted digging in his bag and pulling out a machine that Rowan-sensei had given him. He pushed a button on it and a glove extended from it and took the ball. "Jack asses like you don't deserve Pokémon!" he shouted putting away the machine. "I will give it back after I catch her," he said putting away the ball.

"Damn give that back!" the boy with blue hair said reaching out of the hot air balloon. But it was too later he was out of ear shoot.

"See ya later Team Rocket!" Ash-san said grabbing me by the arm and running off.

"Wait did you say Team Rocket?" I asked while being pulled away.

"Ya, why?" he said when we caught up with Lucas-kun and Paul. Paul was looking at Mew-chan with a smile on his face.

"Your mine," he said as I walked up to him with a big log.

"Oh, hell no!" I said hitting him hard on the top of the head. He fell to the ground hard. (And no I don't hate Paul I just think that some one needs to give him a good bonk on the head.) "That is for Chimpchar!" I said smiling.

"How did you know about that?" Ash-san asked as smiled.

"Dawn-chan told me," I said giggling. I looked back and noticed that Mew-chan and Lucas-kun were both gone. Both Ash-san and I ran deeper into the forest. "Okay where are they?" I asked looking around.

"That way," Ash-san said pointing at footprints of Lucas-kun's shoes. We ran after him deeper and deeper into the forest.

"Okay, screw this running." I heard Rachel-chan say. "Damn I lost that kid,"

"Oh, I hit him over the head with a giant log back there," I said pointing back to where I hit him.

"I just came from over there and didn't see him," she said putting her hands on her hips.

Flash back

Damn I finally get away from that crazy bitch and then get hit on the head by another crazy bitch with a log.

"Okay kid don't ever run off on me where the hell did you go?" Rachel-chan shouted as birds flew off scared. Damn she's back time to hide. Paul thought diving into a bush. Rachel-chan ran off not seeing him. Thank god.

End Flashback.

"Oh," I said grabbing her and running off. Then I heard footsteps and turned around to see Paul standing there angry and covered in mud. I laughed so hard that I fell in mud and just kept laughing. It felt really good.

"WHAT THE HELL IS SO DAMN FUNNY YOU LITTLE BITCH!" he shouted.

"Your face," I said laughing. Everyone looked at his face and laughed their heads off.

"What the hell happened to you?" Gary-san asked running up with Brock-san.

"That little bitch hit me with a fucking log on the back of the head!" he shouted as both Gary-san and Brock-san just laughed their heads off.

"Ya, that's Berlitz for you," Gary-san said trying to stop laughing.

"Well tell her not to do that again," Paul said turning around to face him. That was our cue to run. So we ran after Lucas-kun to see him catch Mew-chan. Just then Team Rocket popped out to attack us.

"What is with this day?" both Ash-san and I asked looking up into the air.

"Time to take your Pikachu!" The red head said grabbing it from his shoulder.

"Not so fast! Thunder!" Ash-san yelled as Pikachu let out a blast of electricity.

"Ha, you think we are that dumb…don't answer that!" the Meowth said with what sounded like a New York accent. The blast had no effect.

"Damn it!" Ash-san shouted running up to them. "Berlitz was it?" he asked looking back at me.

"Ya?" I asked.

"Go and find the Mew," he said as I nodded and ran off to find him. I ran for what felt like hours.

"Lucas?" I asked seeing him standing facing Mew-chan smiling.

"Oh, hi, Berlitz glad you came to see me catch her," he said as I sat down under a shady tree putting one leg over the other smiling. I didn't mind that fact that the log was covered in mud and was wet. "Mew-chan your mine," he shouted. "Okay, Mana return," he said recalling his Torrterra. I guess he was battling it while running. He picked up the Poke' ball and threw it at Mew-chan. It shock twice and then stopped. "YES I CAUGHT IT!" he shouted jumping up and down.

"Good then we can take now," Team Rocket said yelling from their hot air balloon.

"Not on your life you assholes!" I heard Rachel-chan yell swinging from a vine. (Damn this day just gets confusing and even more confusing) Paul was nowhere to be found. (Good) She kicked the balloon and laughed like a crazy person (which she is). They hit a tree and she jumped down and landed on her hands and feet. "Boya bitch!" she shouted running up and hugging Lucas-kun. "Never do anything that stupid again," she said tears running down her cheeks.

"Sorry, mom," Lucas-kun said holding up the Poke' ball holding Mew-chan. "But I now have a Mew," he said happily.

"Good for you dear," she said hugging him even tighter. So with we walked back and gathered up everyone. Lucas-kun set the Poke' ball down near the balloon.

End chapter

Notes- Yo peoples ya I updated get over it. Just kidding. Well ya sorry if it was confusing. Well bye for now.

~Lucas