Ack! I'm so sorry I took forever AGAIN! I've had a TON of homework lately (more than should be LEGAL) and I'm under a lot of stress, I really just didn't have the time. AND my sister is using the computer a lot, so I can't even use it that much. Also: Writer's Block. I really am running out of ships.

*Why do you write like you're running out of ships?*

But I'll talk more about that at the end.

Kotlcfnagirl13: IKR

Undecided13: Don't you like almost every ship? But yeah that ship is okay. I'll tell her.

L: Yay! It is a fun story. Me too... but what about DEXELLA?!

Stargirl020: I'll tell her

DangerousPie1: IKR! But does GB23 listen? Noooo... I'll tell her anyway.

Keephie-13: I wrote some notes someone will sing for me (Because I can't sing). Exactly! Bam is way better, especially the ship name lol.

And now, without further ado (What does that even mean?)...

DOVER!

Linh: Dover?

Tam: What is this?

Me: The glorious ship...

Glitterbutt23: Of Dex...

Both of us: AND THE COVER!

Dex: YES! I NEED THIS SHIP! PLEASE SHANNON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

GB23: Fangirl you know you're supposed to write him as Dex and not you.

Me: Hey, we all know Dex is dying for some appreciation!

Keefe: Wait why aren't people begging for ME on the cover!? Don't they want to see *Pauses for dramatic effect* the HAIR?! And I need to continue having more book covers than Wonderboy! I haven't been on a cover since 2017!

Fitz: So? I haven't been on one since 2016, and I look ugly on it!

Me: You really do.

Glitterbutt23: Truly.

Me: We were seriously questioning why Sophie has ever described you as "handsome".

Sophie: His eyes... so teal...

Me: BUT BIANA'S EYES ARE TEAL!

Keefe: AND ICE BLUE IS PRETTIER!

Fitz: Anyway, my point is, I should be on the next cover.

Biana: You guys are such drama queens, I haven't been on a cover since 2015!

Dex: Guys.

Dex: I was on the cover of book 1.

Dex: Only book one.

Dex: Back in 2012. (Is that right?)

Dex: I don't want to hear your complaints.

Dex: Also I'm talking to myself.

Me: Well technically I'm writing all of this so I'm always talking to myself.

Dex: True.

Dex: Also, by doing this you are giving me the most lines, therefore making me relevant.

Me: YOU'RE WELCOME WORLD!

Glitterbutt23: Hey, let's see what Wylie and Marella think of this!

Me: Marella first.

Linh: THANKS.

Tam: But why?

Me: Easy stuff first. The procrastination motto.

Tam: Okay then.

Marella: *Magically appears* Oh, you guys again. What's the ship this time?

Me: Dex and cover. Or, DOVER!

Marella: He's only been on a cover once. So? I've NEVER been on a cover! I should be the one shipped with the cover! MOVER FOR LIFE! Also, DEX IS MINE!

Biana: But don't you like Tam?

Marella: Well that was last chapter.

Tam: So?

Marella: The true author wasn't writing it. Her *Glances at GB23* friend was. And I'm actually undecided, leaning towards DEX!

Dex: See someone appreciates my worth!

Biana: But I do too!

Dex: Wow, two whole people! Who else worships me?

Entire fandom: *Raises hand*

Dex: Wow.

Dex: All these fans.

Dex: WOW.

*Biana and Marella start aggressively fighting the fangirls*

Biana and Marella: BACK OFF, HE'S SORT OF MINE.

Me: Okay, ladies, calm down.

Biana and Marella: Never! FOR DEX!

Tam: Hey what about me?

Tam's fangirls: Don't worry Tam, WE love you!

Biana and Marella: Oh no you don't. HE'S ALSO SORT OF MINE! FOR TAM!

Me: Yeah I'm gonna have to stop the chapter right now before someone dies. I'll probably have a lot of paperwork to fill out if that happens, and I cannot deal with that right now.

So, I've started the inanimate object ships! But once I'm done with those, I am really running out of ships. So...

Yes, the story is almost done. You may mourn now. *People shrug* Fine. But anyway, if you have any ships that you REALLY want me to do, please tell me and I promise I'll do one.

But I have something very special planned for the final chapter!

And, as I mentioned earlier, my schedule is NUTS this month. Please don't expect regular updates. I'll update Legacy soon though, but you won't get any until Wednesday next week. I have a huge math test on Tuesday I need to study for, plus a lot of other homework. I'll try to keep updates as quick as possible though.

Anyway, please review!