Hey, sorry for the long delay! And sorry for the short chapter too.
On the bright side, I found the video with one of the hairstyles I see on Cin (you know, besides her long braid with venom-hiding flowers). It's called the crown braid, and I can't do it!
*sad face*
Out of curiosity, I was wondering what music you would associate with Cindra and Deidara. I think that it might help my inspiration to listen to some of it, since that's what I do for my pure fiction (no fan involved) stories.
I've just got so much going on right now, that I think it might help, if any of you can think of any songs.
… … … … …
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…"
A loud yelling could be heard, but Cin's head was pounding too much for her to determine who it was.
"…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO…"
Could someone shut that racket up?
"…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO…"
Seriously, someone make it stop.
"…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO…"
Enough…
"…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO…"
"SHUT THE EXPLETIVE UP!"
"…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!"
Her eyes flew open as the scream ended, narrowing in on where she felt the sound was coming…and promptly stopped calling it a girly-scream.
Why? Good question. Mainly because the fangirls of the person screaming would kill her if she ever compared his voice to a little girl.
Itachi, composure lost, was standing in the middle of the floor, eyes wide and freaked out, warily looking at the numerous girls surrounding him, staring back at him with eyes just as wide (even if they seemed much more happy than the shinobi).
It was quiet, as all fighting ceased to stare at all the girls staring at the men with hungry eyes.
And then…
They CHARGED!
…
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd we'll take a brief break to answer questions and give comments!]
"You can't just expletiveing remove us from battle!"
[Expletive.]
"OW! Forgot how much that hurts!"
[Good. Anyways, are you telling me that you want to be dropped back there with the fangirls?]
"NO!"
[Oh, good, everyone agrees.]
"I really wish that I could be as surprised at this, but somehow I am not."
"That makes one of us, Tenten."
"What are you Konoha shinobi even here in the first place?"
[I invited them]
"Why?"
[No reason, Kisame. Anyways, let's get started. Anyone who doesn't know what this is about, just watch and learn, and if you're not asked anything, then be happy or sad, whatever you chose.]
*insert grumbles here*
[Great, let's get started: phoenixyfriend – "Sasori actually took time in the middle of a battle to answer such odd questions? Interesting. And poor Hidan will have been hit by several rather large boulders by now. What a pity. It only just occured to me that, considering the kinds of questions I had you ask him, Sasori may interpret your actions as a come-on."]
Deidara visibly paled at that, and Sasori glared at him. Everyone just watched, unsure of much of anything.
["And now, for the final question! *drumroll, please!* Are you a cat person or a dog person? How anticlimactic."]
"Bird person, un."
[Not an option.]
"I don't care."
[Dog or cat.]
"I gave you my answer."
[It was wrong.]
"That isn't a question that can have a right or wrong answer!"
[It is when I ask it. Now answer the question.]
"Birds! Do I make clay dogs or cats? No, I make clay birds, sometimes insects, but mostly birds! Now move on to the next question!"
[Fine… oops, gotta make everyone leave but Dei. *everyone vanishes, except Deidara* ParanoidDiva: Dei- I FREAKING LOVE U DEI MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA! But I love Sasori more than u. So tell Sasori that! :D N I demand that u pull a prank on Hidan! Make a clay copy of his scythe(but with colour, mayb food dye?), replace it with his original, and when he's doing a ritual... BOOM!"]
Deidara smirked. It wasn't a very nice smirk, it was much more of a "I just killed your puppy dog and I'll do the same to your kitty" sort of smirk.
"Will you stop it with the puppies and the kitties already, un!"
[It's not my fault you refused to pick.]
"Whatever, I'll do it right now!"
[Great, and we'll move on with the questions while you conveniently take only a second to do this.]
"I'm back, un."
[Awesome. *everyone else reappears* Moving on. Twinkie216 – "To Deidara: I would love to see the look on your face when you realized that Cin likes you! Or does she? Would you like her to like you like that? Don't you want her to hug you all the time? I know i want you to hug me all of the time. Hehe, i want to see the look on you face right now."]
Everyone turned to stare at Deidara (except Cin, who is the only person not here since she's frozen back in the middle of the fight like the bad guys). Deidara's face started to resemble a cherry tomato.
"Shut up!" he yelled, looking furiously down at his feet.
"We didn't say anything," Kisame smirked.
[Simplicity-Shitsuboku – " Oh and Dei? If you had to be an animal of some sort, what would you choose? Mythical creatures are included."]
"Phoenix."
He spent no time deliberating, none at all, and Sasori was definitely unsurprised by his partner's choice.
"They're birds and they go boom when their life is done, what a surprise," Sasori rolled his eyes.
"Hey, phoenixes are awesome, un!"
[Okay, moving on. DokuHimeKami – "Dei: I forgot to explain about the gifts so here goes. Poison clay will not poison your hand mouths. Teleporting gum is very complex...the person who owns the gum pack can teleport anywhere they think after blowing the bubble and popping it. Also if you give a piece of the gum 2 some1 else the owner of gun pack can decide where you teleport to. WARNING!: DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT SWALLOW THE GUM! FYI: shipping means pairing of two people. And here's a new puppet for Sasori :3"]
"Sweet!"
"Why does Deidara get all the gifts?" Kisame growled.
"Because I'm a cruel author and the readers are all giving it to him. Besides, Sasori got something too."
Kisame pouted. It was quite amusing actually. Have you ever seen a shark-man pout? It's quite interesting to watch.
[SakuraDreamerz – "Deidara: I heard you got fourth wall tickets for the other members! Who do you think will be the most shocked about the fourth wall breaking?"]
Deidara looked around furtively, smirking at the expressions on their faces.
"Kakuzu. He's always been the most grounded."
Everyone's eyes turned to notice that Kakuzu was looking around nervously, completely unsure of the new and unfamiliar world he was flung into.
[Mybfflisazombie – "Message to Dei-chan: tell me have you never seen Cin with someone else like say a certain red-headed, apathetic puppet or a girly-looking but not girly enough to be a women weasel and gotten jealous? like ever? If you feel like you want to hit them both and talk to Cin alone then that my friend is a thing called jealousy."]
Deidara didn't want to think about it, so we forcibly push it into his head. His face turned red again, but this time it was more with fury than with embarrassment.
[Perfect. Time to go back then!]
… … …
It was quiet for a few moments, once they got back, that is. It was as though everyone was frozen…
5…4…3…2…1…
The screaming began, as intense as though it had never stopped.
And then, Itachi pulled out…It.
It's difficult to describe It. It wasn't exactly a common-looking weapon, not really something anyone there had ever seen before. The only person there who seemed to know what it was was Itachi, and boy did he look happy to have it.
"Say hello to my little friend," he said, internally cursing the fact that he was forced to say that horribly cliché line.
And then, he used It.
A hundred of the fangirls surrounding him promptly collapsed, their knees giving way as they clutched their heads, keening awfully.
"What's that?" Kisame asked, his eyes wide.
Itachi smirked and spun It around in his hands.
"Weapon of Mass Fangirl Destruction. Level: Orochimaru."
No one quite understood what that meant it did, but hearing the level being "Orochimaru" was enough to make them understand that it was horrible, whatever it was.
The fangirls looked at him, eyes wide, except not with the usual feelings of excitement that fangirls usually had in their eyes upon seeing the object of their lust.
Itachi brandished the weapon, and they all ran, ran away to the corners of the room. From there, they used convenient plot holes to pull fresh popcorn and pompoms, ready to watch the battle and cheer for their favorites.
Deidara looked at Cin, "If you were going to drag the fangirls into this, you could've at least done it in a useful way."
"I didn't even know they were going to come!"
"We love you, Deidei!"
Deidara winced at that.
"See what I mean!"
"Yes," her voice was bitter, "I see."
Deidara looked at her, confused by her tone.
She didn't offer any explanation, just looked away as she yanked her hair, braiding it around her head like a crown. She flinched as she touched a sore spot on her head, and wished that she had her poisoned spikes and antidotes for herself in case she got sliced. It wasn't much, but it was something, something she could use to help herself.
"Let's get started," her eyes narrowed at their opponents, "I want to go home."