"Philippines!" Germany shouted across the conference room. Everyone went silent and looked at the girl. She hid her cell phone on her back and tried not to make it obvious that she was texting away during the whole conference. Germany scowled and glared at her intensely projecting the "Give me that phone this instance" look.

She pouted her lips and sighed. "My unlimited text will be cut soon so I was enjoying every minute of it." She did the walk of shame from her place to Germany's and gave her phone. Germany gritted his teeth and placed the phone in the CHAMBER.

The chamber is where the things the nations shouldn't be bringing in the conference room are put. A lot of nation experienced being caught by Germany and getting their things put there as punishment. Like England's porn magazines, America's game boy, Italy's pasta, even the nations' animals are put there with the most frequent guest, Mr. Puffin. And this time, its Philippines' cell phone.

"Finally," Philippines went to her bed and lie down. "I have to register again because my unlimited text was cut the second Germany gave back my phone." Philippines pouted and added, "Why is Germany so uptight?"

"Anyways I need to send a group message to tell everyone I got my phone back!"

To: Asian Nation Group

From: Philippines, the Land of the Orient

Message: "People cry because no words can express their feelings"

Hi guys! I finally got my phone back from Germany. Geez he is so uptight. Let's text!

#bagongunli (newly registered unlimited text)

.grp.

Philippines stretched her arms and made her way to her mirror to tie her hair in braids. After she finished, she jumped back to her bed and noticed someone texted her back. She unlocked her phone and checked the message. Her face turned sour and hesitated texting the person back. It was China. She bet he will be scolding her again, like always.

China: What the hell does that quote connected to your message?

Philippines: None of your business Grandpa.

China: Why you- Ma-i!

Philippines: Wow, I haven't heard you call me Ma-I in ages. You must be pretty angry, huh?

China: Of course I am. You never act like that before.

Philippines: Oh boy, you sounded like England there for a second there. I don't want to touch that topic. How are you anyways China?

China: We just saw each other in the conference. Do you think I will just sprout some third leg here or be run over by a truck?

Philippines: Boohoo. Do you mean it failed?

China: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT FAILED? Ma-I!

Philippines: Wait gramps I have another text. I will text you back if I'm bored to death.

Japan: Philippines, good day.

Philippines: Woah. It's very rare for you to reply. How are you Japan?

Japan: We just saw- I mean I'm fine thanks for asking.

Philippines: Hahaha. Even in text messages you sound indecisive. Is there something you want to tell me?

Japan: It's just uhm…..I have a favor to ask.

Philippines: WHAT

Philippines: IS

Philippines: IT?

Japan: Please stop spamming me with messages. As I was saying, I want you to be here when South Korea visits.

Philippines: Why?

Japan: To keep him occupied. I can't-

Philippines: Say no more! I will be there. Just prepare mountain loads of anime DVDs when we get there.

Japan: THANK YOU! By the way, I hope you are not sending messages across the globe again. You know how our time difference works right?

Philippines: Yup! I already learned my lesson when I spam you guys messages and Romano went Grandmano and pointed guns at me the next day. I just sent my text in the Asian continent. I will send it later to the European Continent group when its day time at their place.

Japan: I hope you really did learn your lesson.

[A/N]

There was supposed to be a Taiwan part there but then suddenly I saw a news about a Taiwanese vessel ramming a BFAR Boat, bad timing I guess, so I didn't put her.

Philippines is the texting capital of the world. Based on the statistics that Kittyruvsyou gave me, the text messages Filipinos send every day are more than what Europeans and Americans send in combine!

You know how many people Filipinos just outnumbered? How many texts do you guys sent every day to do this?!

I'm not part of this text-a-holic populace so I really don't know. I even have this habit of forgetting that I am texting someone and remembering it half an hour later.

One thing that I just find annoying about these texts is this constant, Kamusta ka/how are you texts. Its fine when you didn't met the one you are texting for days or what not but when you text that after an hour of disappearance because you did something else, IT'S NOT FINE. (to me that is)

Like, do you think I went to America and came back during your disappearance? NO. Stop it. That's why I'm not a text-a-holic. But I know it is a good conversation starter so I know why you guys use it. I'm just tired of seeing that 5 times a day from the same person over and over. I have friend like that. I swear I'm gonna snap her like a twig the next time she does that.

Hahaha rant over. Don't mind that. BTW guys I'm a GIRL. A lot of your reviews refer me as a dude I hope you don't think of me as a guy and you guys just use dude as an expression. But I don't mind being called one though. I'm just setting things straight.

Anyways, I will be out for a while. I have two exams this week and I will be running back and forth to my orthodontist because I'm getting braces.