Warnings: Slight adult themes here.

Valkyrie, Skulduggery, and Tanith headed back from the Sanctuary and to the Bentley one cool summer night.

Valkyrie looked around her surroundings. "Where's Beatrice?" she asked in the silence.

"Who in the world is Beatrice?" Skulduggery sighed. "Nobody knows anyone named Beatrice anymore."

"Beatrice the Bentley of course!" she smiled.

Tanith snorted. "The Bentley is most certainly not a girl. It's totally a guy."

"No way!" Valkyrie countered. "It's the freakin' Bentley. It has to be a girl. It's too pretty to be a guy."

"Maybe the Bentley is gay," Tanith shrugged. "You never know. But don't ask him. He may get the wrong idea."

"Girls," Skulduggery said quietly, "the Bentley is a car. It is not a person, neither male nor female. It also does not have a sexual preference. It's a damn car."

"Someone's cranky tonight…" Tanith smirked into Valkyrie's ear.

"I am not cranky," the skeleton sighed. "Just a little bit weird-ed out about the Bentley being…gay."

"I bet he is," Tanith snorted.

"Well the Bentley is a girl. So maybe she's still gay, but the Bentley is definitely a girl."

"Well," Tanith laughed, "Benjamin is a much better name for the Bentley than Beatrice."

"Oh please!" Valkyrie stomped her foot. "Beatrice is, like, the greatest name for a pretty car like that."

"Benjamin!" Tanith shouted playfully.

"Beatrice!" Valkyrie shouted back.

"Benjamin!"

"Beatrice!"

"Benjamin!"

"Okay!" Skulduggery cut off Valkyrie and stood in front of them. "Whatever gender the Bentley is, or whatever its sexuality, we're here. So hush."

He moved and slid into the driver's seat, with Tanith next to him and Valkyrie behind Tanith in the back. They sat in silence, until a quiet, "Beatrice," was said. Tanith spun around in her seat to glare at Valkyrie.

"Benjamin," she hissed.

"Beatrice," the thirteen-year-old growled.

"Benjamin."

"Beatrice."

"Benjamin."

"Beatrice!"

Skulduggery sighed irritably and tightened his grip on the steering wheel.

"Are we annoying you?" Tanith asked sweetly, batting her long eyelashes.

"Very much so," he grumbled and turned to look at her. "Oh look!" he said suddenly happily. "It's your apartment, Tanith!"

The blonde huffed. "Don't think this is over, Valkyrie! It's definitely Benjamin the Bentley. No denying it."

"Yeah, we'll see about that!" Valkyrie called back. Tanith smiled and hopped out of the car and into the building. Valkyrie grinned and clambered over the seats and into the front. "It's definitely a girl. Don't you agree? If you don't agree I'll hit you."

He stared at her before starting the car in question up. "Well, I always believed 'Belle the Bentley' fit much more."

Meh.

I've wanted to do this for a while. It's not that good, but I was afraid I'd lose some of the stuff I wanted to have in here if I didn't write it. The reason it's not good would probably be because I spent three hours on homework today. After coming home from completely exhausting x-c practice. Today was not a good day…

Anyways! Thanks for reading and sorry for mistakes! :DD