Chapter 36
3rd Person P.O.V
"Yami! Yami!" Lucifer yelled running around the house as he had done for many days, Amy sitting in the living room, sipping her tea calmly as she read about a shooting in Arizona.
"Oh those poor people," she said in a sympathetic voice, Lucifer stopping instantly.
"Amy! How could you worry about those people when we have our own missing person!" Lucifer yelled, so mad smoke should be coming out of his ears, Amy just calmly looking up.
"What do you mean?" she asked, her voice coming out as sweet as sugar.
"I mean Yami's been missing for two weeks and I haven't been able to find her. Do you know where she might be?" he asked. Amy folded up the paper, set it down in her lap and looked up.
"Well maybe Yami did kill Bonita, and Bonita's family hired professional private investigator's to find out the cause of their daughter's death, and they questioned Yami. Yami knew they were close to find out she killed Bonita, so she moved to Mexico, and meant to return to us, but she met a nice local and is giving birth to triplets as we speak," she answered happily. Lucifer stood there, his mouth agape, catching flies.
"She's been gone 3 weeks not 9 months," he mumbled, but was obviously picturing that scenario.
"Really? Oh that explains why it's so quiet, Gabriella is still on her honeymoon," she said, sipping her tea.
"You're missing the big picture!" he yelled.
"No I'm not. Yami moved to Canada and is pregnant with your triplets," she said with a smile. Lucifer looked like he was ready to blow a gasket.
"That doesn't even make sense with your last scenario, you said she'd be in Mexico," he said, Amy cutting him off.
"Yes giving birth to a strange man's triplets," she assured him.
"But you just said it was Canada with my triplets!" he said, face bright red from anger and embarrassment. Amy stood up, crossing her arms.
"Lucifer if you want to have children with Yami so much go upstairs and ask her to bear your children, but don't twist my words," she said but still seemed relatively calm. Lucifer making the chocking motion for a minute before dropping his arms to his sides defeated.
"Your right Amy. I'll go upstairs and ask Yami to have my children right now, and we'll name the first girl we have after you for your amazing genius," he said, having to chock the last two words out.
"That's all I ask and when she says yes tell her to come down for lunch," Amy said, skipping off to the kitchen.
Lucifer collapsed on the floor, rubbing him temples, muttering, "Idiot."
*I love this chapter. XD