September 3, 2009
Class before noon. This trying thing is starting to suck, but I need to do it in order to prove to Casey, and to myself, that I can handle the real world. Ancient Philosophy, sounds like a cool class. Maybe it'll help me sort out my life. And what's with Dale pledging Omega Chi? I know Dale likes joining cult-like groups, but this is just weird.

Partnering with an Omega Chi to figure out the secrets of the universe. Even though it's Calvin I still resent his Omega Chi-ness. This should be interesting. Since this project is pretty much a stoner's favorite subject, why don't we make things interesting? I think I still have some pot left up in my room from Egyptian Joe.

"Egyptian Joe was a pothead. Of course. Kappa Tau's are certainly…colorful." Carson said. He was beginning to feel like his uncle did his freshman year. Uncle Rusty was the super genius and he was the golden boy; not exactly typical KT's. Somehow his uncle found a way to fit in, so he had hope that eventually he would too.

Getting high with Calvin is fun! Oh, what the heck? Why are there chips on my butt? Did my chair randomly start growing potatoes and magically turn them into chips? That's such a cool idea. I should go tell some inventor dude and then he'd make it and I'd become like a gazillionaire. I could do a lot with a gazillion dollars. I could buy up this entire school and call every single building Cappie Hall. That's right Chambers, there's a new rich kid in town and his name is, well you already know my name. Wait a second, why is there an Omega Chi in my backyard? I think I'm supposed to be doing something important.

"Ok then." Carson laughed, reading all the stoner talk. "Wow. Now I can see why I never smoked pot. And an Omega Chi smoking pot? That doesn't seem logical at all. They're all way to stuck up for that."

Holy crap, a not planned and put together Omega Chi. This is definitely weird. Calvin doesn't have a major. Finally I'm not alone. I totally agree with him about choosing just to choose. You need to find something meaningful in your life. Find something that makes you want to get out of bed in the morning. Some people find that in a college major, I found it in an amazing woman, who I just fucked up any chance I had of getting back with by getting high. I really hope she forgives me because I can't afford to lose her again. At least I can say that was the last time I will ever get high, mainly because I ran out of the stuff Egyptian Joe gave me.

"No more pot from Egyptian Joe huh." Carson said to himself. "I'll have to double check on that before the rager. It pays to be the only one researching a legend." He laughed.

"What did you find?" Blade asked.

"I think I found us a way to have an even better time at our little swaray." Carson laughed.

"Care to explain?" Dracula added.

"You'll see once I find it." Carson smiled, feeling very proud of his find. This will make him a true KT for sure. With this confidence, he continued reading.

September 12, 2009
It's not fun messing with Evangelina Jolie anymore. Now that he's an alum everything is different. He doesn't care about the feud anymore. He used to live for ruining the lives of me and my Kappa Tau brothers. But wait, if he didn't rat us out about our fake philanthropy hours, who did?

"Is this why Dalmatian is such a hardass about philanthropy? He's always checking to make sure we have enough philanthropy hours to pass the bar, and if we don't the pledges and I have to make the calls to make sure our fake hours don't fall through. This makes so much sense now. Why don't we just do actual philanthropy? At least for a little while to make the head hanchoes of IFC happy." Carson thought to himself as he read.

September 18, 2009
So, Rebecca wants me to go with her to Pledge Presents. Rebecca choosing her ex over her current boyfriend; that relationship is going down the tubes fast. I'll go for it, just for a chance to piss of Bing.

Ouch! Why does this always happen every time you put the two of us in a room together? It's not my fault Rebecca brought me instead. You're too busy for her now. You're trying to create a new life for yourself, although this new life of yours really isn't working considering you keep showing up at your same old places, fighting with the same old people over the same damn crap.

"And this is why I came to CRU." Carson said.

"What are you talking about?" Macrosoft asked. The pledges were very confused.

"My family wanted me to stay in California to go to school, preferably one within a short driving distance of home. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to create a new life for myself. I didn't want to turn into Evan and end up saying I've created a new life for myself when in reality it's just another version of the one I already had. Coming to CRU was my way of creating that new life that I needed while still staying connected to my family and my old life." Carson explained.

"That's cool that you get to have your old life and your new life all in one." Superman said.

Carson went back to reading. Thinking about his family made him think about his alumni brother. He wanted to make his alumni brother proud the same way he made the rest of his family proud.

October 4, 2009
How the hell did CRU get beaten by A&M for wildest parties? We can't let that happen again! We need a homecoming party to top all other homecoming parties. Something that would put even dearly departed Vesuvius to shame…EVEREST!

Holy crap….the Lasker Parkes is at Kappa Tau. I feel honored to be in his presence. Although he did make the future seem more depressing. He went from nerdy party KT brother to sitting in an office inventing business tech strategy something-or-other.

October 6, 2009
Uh oh. This isn't good. Spidey wants me as his big bro instead of Spitter. Hopefully I can convince him that Spitter is the much better option because, well, he is. They're both big brained and speak fluent nerd. That and "Spidey and Spitter" is fun to say.

"I'm off to tend to my blow torch." I can't believe I said that. It sounded so pervy! She still manages to do that to me. She makes me say things I wouldn't normally say, well at least in front of anyone other than my brothers. God I miss her. This not being together thing is really starting to suck. Maybe I can distract myself with the Everest party.

Wow…so the Omega Chi's were preppy douches back in the 80's too. Interesting. And I think Spidey's dad gave Spitter an idea that will definitely get Spitter to be Spidey's big brother. I just hope they can pull off the most impossible prank in college history.

October 8, 2009
Oh My God! They did it! I can't believe they stole the goat! Last night definitely goes down as the best homecoming in Kappa Tau history! And to top it all off, I got to make love to the most amazing woman in the word, even though I don't remember half of it because of how drunk I was.

"Somebody write this down!" Carson exclaimed.

"What?" Macro wanted to know why Carson was so excited.

"The best homecoming in Kappa Tau history was in 2009." Carson said.

"The one with the Everest party?" Poptart asked.

"Yup!" Carson said happily.

"That's the one where your uncle stole the A&M goat!" Superman exclaimed.

"We've got to make sure we give an extra special section to the number one party in the encyclopedia." Macrosoft said, noting on his tablet to put in a detailed account of the party into his computer.

"Well, number one for now." Carson smiled. All the pledges knew exactly what he was talking about.

"Pledge Rager will be the new number one!" They all shouted.