"Melting! I melt!"
"Now you're overdoing it. Oh, that reminds me, I checked out that Kinsey scale you spoke about."
Izaya ceased his writhing on the spot.
"You did? So my efforts are not completely in vain! And what did you think?"
"It has a point…I mean, things are not always black and white."
"Where do you think you stand on the scale?"
Shizuo patted Izaya's head, very softly.
"Probably at 2. You?"
"3 all the way! Moderation is the key to success."
"I thought you'd be a 3 too. I'm glad that I was right."
It was always reassuring when his ideas were confirmed like this. Especially when it came to the most confusing parts of Izaya's life and past.
"Aw! I am a 50/50 kind of person, yes. But bottoming is almost always better with a guy."
"Almost always?"
"Pegging, Shizu-chan! Look it up!"
"I'm a bit scared now."
"Don't be. It's not too bad. But really, I thought you were more a 1 than a 2."
"Yeah…but the 'incidental' bit felt wrong."
"The scale is just a guidelines, it's not as if it's absolute truth or anything like that. And speaking of which, have you ever read the bible?"
"Too long. And isn't it really boring?"
Izaya waved.
"Nonsense, Shizu-chan. You simply skip the lists of people who beget this and that and read the juicy bits. It's bloody, at times random and has plenty of 'what the fuck' moments."
Shizuo pouted.
"Do I have to read it?"
"You sound so much like Eyeore!"
It was Izaya's time to laugh. Shizuo liked that, Izaya was always prettier when genuinely amusing.
"Sorry."
"All fine, all fine."
"But seriously now, these Christian people are frightening. Like that missionary man. You're too cute-"
"'Too cute'?"
"-I'm sure his intentions are bad."
"Heh. That's actually very sweet of you."
Shizuo pecked his lips.
"I forgot, I've been sleeping in your bunk. Is that okay?"
"Hmm…fine by me. Have you been playing with yourself?"
Izaya got Shizuo to sit on bed and kissed him again.
"Not really…"
"Now that's no good. You'll be making a mess out of the sheets overnight that way."
Shizuo blushed immediately.
"Sorry…"
"All's well. Shizu-chan, I'm horny…"
Izaya's voice became low and raspy, his eyes slightly glazed.
"We can't do things like that. You're still hurt."
"But I'm so deprived…and so are you. Unless you're doing it with someone else?"
It was a cheap shot. Shizuo kissed him in return.
"You know I'm not."
"You don't have to be exclusive on my account, you know."
He stroked Izaya's cheek in a ghost caress.
"Even if you say that, I don't want anyone else."
Izaya guided Shizuo's hand to the slightly bulging spot below the waist.
"Then be nice to me, Shizu-chan."
"I'll try."
Shizuo lowered Izaya's bulky pants and underwear. Izaya grew fully erect in no time. Shizuo gave him a gentle squeeze, pre-cum oozing from the moist tip.
"Good…so good. Shizu-chan, get naked."
"I'm not doing you."
"No problem, just want to see…and come on you."
Shizuo stripped and Izaya ran his eyes over the well-defined body that was such a mystery to science, as Shinra would put it.
"Seriously hot."
Izaya stirred at the sight and Shizuo blushed anew.
"Do you like this, Izaya?"
They sat closer, foreheads about touching. Shizuo was hopeless when it came to dirty talking but Izaya appreciated the effort.
"Yes…and Shizu-chan is getting hard just by doing this."
Shizuo sucked at the hollow of the neck, feeling delicate bones beneath.
"Well, you're sexy."
Shizuo picked up speed. Izaya reached for Shizuo's erection and pumped it.
"So close-"
Izaya splashed Shizuo's chest and that toppled Shizuo over. For a while there was only the messy intensity of a shared orgasm. Izaya slumped contently and Shizuo put his arms around him, protectively.
"I got your clothes dirty. Sorry."
Izaya hummed contently. He scooped some of his semen from Shizuo's skin and licked it as if it was a delicacy.
"You are right, saltier than usual."
Shizuo cleaned Izaya as best he could.
"Don't tell me you normally taste your own stuff."
"Every now and then."
"Is that a kink of yours?"
"Actually, it used to be when I was younger but not anymore."