Bran, Romania. 25 May 2030.
The nations of Greece, North Italy, Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia and the other Balkanic nations gathered in front of the Bran Castle.
"Sooooo," Romania explained "yesterday at night, some jihadists attacked my lands ans got inside of the Bran castle. I need your help, guys!"
Serbia grinned and showed a thumb up:
"Of course I will help! The goatfuckers may try to conquer the Balkans again, but they will fail!"
The others supported Serbia's idea and then, they arrived into the Bran Castle.
Romania, Bulgaria, Greece, Serbia, Macedonia and North Italy walked through the long, dark corridors of the Dracula's castle. Romania held a candle to light the atmosphere around.
Bulgaria, Serbia and Macedonia were armed with guns; and also, the Bulgarian had some yoghurt with himself, of course.
An army of cats followed Greece, and Italy - he was so scared.
North Italy asked Serbia:
"S-serbia, what w-we will d-do if the t-things get w-worse...?"
"Hah, don't worry!" Serbia pat his hand on Italy's shoulder "You will see that the stupid rapefugees will end up sucking my big balls!"
But then...
A huge army of Islamists ran towards the group of Balkanic nations.
Italy screamed from fear and ran away. Greece held his cross high, Serbia took his gun and acordeon, Romania 'turned' into a vampire, while Bulgaria and Macedonia armed themselves with yoghurt.
Then the action started:
Serbia was playing "Remove Kebab" with his acordeon and shooting the Invaders with his gun.
"Bog te jebo!" (God fucks you!) Serbia grinned as he shot one enemy.
Greece was fighting against the Islamists with his cross, while they fought his with their knifes and swords, but Greece was stronger.
A gang of jihadists ran towards Italy, Bulgaria and Macedonia. The three nations screamed from fear and ran away towards the stairs.
North Italy, Macedonia and Bulgaria climbed on the stairs and found Romania.
Bulgaria called:
"ROMANIA!!! HELP US!!!"
Romania looked at the three who hid behind him. Romania - wearing a black, vampire-ish, traditional cape - waited for the invaders to come.
When the group of Islamists came, Romania covered his lower face with his cape, so his glowing reddish eyes to be seen and scare the attackers.
"RAWRRRRR!" the Romanian made a rawring sound, which scared the ISIS invaders.
The jihadists screamed from fear and ran away, downstairs, where Serbia shot them.
Minutes later, Serbia's rifle losed all its bullets. This made Serbia really angry and he shouted:
"U pičku materinu!!!" (Holy shit!!!)
Suddenly, the Serbian dude smelled a smoke.
"Is that a smoke I smell?!"
Serbia turned back and saw North Italy running.
"Italija?" Serbia asked.
When North Italy ran away and hid behind Serbia, three more were running too - Romania, Bulgaria and Macedonia.
"SERBIA!!!" Bulgaria cried out "THERE IS A FIRE!!!"
And Bulgaria was right!
Serbia looked with his eyes narrowed and saw the fire coming from the upper floor.
The gang of ISIS militants ran after the three other nations.
Then an another fight started...
Greece held a sword and his large cross, with which he fought the Islamic invaders. Romania was biting the jihadists' necks and drinking their blood (lol) until they become powerless.
Bulgaria and Macedonia used some yoghurt and ajvar to make the floor slippy, so the attackers to slip in the ground. Italy found a rifle thousands of bullets inside a chest in the highest floor of the castle.
North Italy went to Serbia and told him:
"Hey, Serbia! I found some bullets for your rifle!"
N. Italy showed the bullets and Serbia took them for his firearm.
"Thank you, Italija!"
Italy also took a rifle and started shooting at the invaders with Serbia.
Now, the whole Bran castle was burning. The ISIL attackers have been thrown out of the windows of the castle and fell into the fire, which Romania accidentally caused with his 'magic'.
An hour later, the battle ended. Italy, Romania, Serbia, Bulgaria, Macedonia and Greece have won the battle.
Romania managed to calm down the fire and the situation was calmed down too.
Despite the peaceful evening and forwarding days, there would a date which would change everything...
Edinburgh, Scotland. 25 May 2030.
Scotland was smoking a cigarette in front of the Palace of Holyroodhouse.
The new monarchs of the UK - King William and Queen Kate were also with Scotland. William was elected for a king after Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip and Prince Charles all dies of old age.
On 12:11 PM, the visitors came. They were Martha Louise - the former princess of Norway and her black boyfriend Shaman Durek.
When the couple came, Scotland smiled.
In January 2030 - when the Norwegian nationalist Anders Breivik came to power in Norway - Martha Louise escaped her country and went to live in Canada together with Shaman Durek, so she don't get killed and become a prisoner - the people who supported immigration and had non-white partner have been send to labour camps, prisons or have been murdered.
Martha Louise and Shaman Durek became seasoned travellers and have visited some of the furthest-flung corners of the globe, taking in Australia, New Zealand and India.
The couple have last visited England in early-May that year.
Their visit today to the Scottish capital of Edinburgh is just the latest of his frequent journeys around Europe and beyond...
Crowds were lining the streets in their hundreds along the main procession route, which has been decorated with flags and flowers.
The train pulled into the Edinburgh Waverley where Martha and Durek will be met by General Alastair Bruce, Military Governor of Scotland, and Frank Ross, the current Lord Provost of Edinburgh.
Shaman Durek and Martha Louise stepped out into the warm Edinburgh sunshine and were greeted by the people around.
King William shaked hands with Martha Louise and Durek. They started talking.
"Ah, it's so nice when I see peoples visting each other." Scotland said as he smoked a cigarette "But I still want independence!"
And then...
BAM! BAM!
Several shootings have been heard in the area, and someone opened fire at the Palace of Holyroodhouse.
Bullets flew towards the crowd, including Martha Louise and Shaman Durek.
And the things were worse than it was thought to be - Durek was shot in the back and he fell on the ground, while Martha's head was severed from her neck by the bullet, which shot her.
Now, there was a lot of blood on the ground, and there was smoke and debris in the atmosphere.
Screams have been heard around, and both the Nation of Scotland and King William were in shock.
Meanwhile, Scotland was staring at two young men, wearing green military uniforms and black 'masks', welding guns and chantings:
"Langt Leve Norge! Heil Breivik!"
"Our day will come!"
This was all that Scotland saw.
The others weren't able to see it, because they too scared and frightened.
Another day, another attack.
But this time, this attack wasn't carried out by Islamic jihadists...
