Yay, I'm back! Basically, my cousin lost my flash drive which had this saved on it and I was too lazy to retype it, even though all I really did was copy paste it and change a few lyrics. Also I had to make a movie poster for The Merchant of Venice and I ended up using the characters from Xenoblade…I regret nothing. Onto the song!
Disclaimer: I do not own this song. It would be a much sillier song if I did.
Cake Party
Micaiah
We were both young when I learned how to bake.
I close my eyes and the flashback starts:
I'm standing there bakin' in the summer air.
See the lights, see the party, thetea cakes.
See you make your way through the crowd
And say, "Hello, "
Little did I know...
That you were Romero, you bakin' me food,
And my daddy said, "Stop f*ckin' baking for my daughter"
And I was baking on the staircase
Begging you, "Please don't stop"
And I said...
Romero, bake me something we can eat alone.
I'll be baking; all that's left to do is own.
You'll be the priest and I'll be the priestess,
It's a cake party, baby, just say, "Yes".
So I sneak out to the garden to bake food.
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes... bake for a little while.
Oh, oh.
'Cause you were Romero - I was a giant cake
And my daddy said, "Stop f*ckin' baking for my daughter"
But you were everything to me,
I was begging you, "Please don't stop"
And I said...
Romero, bake me something we eat be alone.
I'll be baking; all that's left to do is own.
You'll be the priest and I'll be the priestess.
It's a cake party, baby, just say, "Yes".
Romero, save me, they're trying to how to cook.
Baking is difficult but it's for real.
Don't be afraid, we'll bake it out of this mess.
It's a cake party, baby, just say, "Yes".
Oh, oh, oh.
I got tired of cooking
Wondering if you were ever baking again.
My faith in fading was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town.
And I said...
Romero, bake for me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep baking for you but you never come.
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think.
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a cake and said...
Bake for me, Michaiah, you'll never have to be alone.
I love food, and that's all I really know.
I talked to your dad - go pick out a new oven
It's a cake party, baby, just say, "Yes".
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
'Cause we were both young when I learned how to bake.