Bash At The Beach

Match 3: Julia Chang VS R. Mika

Chris: And welcome back. Our next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Arizona, Julia Chang! And her opponent, from Japan, Rainbow Mika!

Tanya: I got a feeling this would be great. Both of these ladies are ready to entertain. I just hope that god-awful Seeker doesn't show her face. Look at this. A handshake. How often do you see this?

Chris: Not very often, but it's good to see it... uh oh...

(Nuthin' But A G Thang by Dr. Dre playing)

Tanya: Um, it appears that these two, one blonde and one African-American female are on their way. Why does this keep happening?

Blonde: Yo!

Tanya: Aw jeez...

Blonde: Cassie Cage in this bitch!

Tanya: Enough! Cassie, what the hell are you doing here? We're trying to have a match here without interruptions!

Cassie: Girl, chill, will ya? Jacqui and I want to watch.

Jacqui: Excuse Cassie, Tanya. She's like her father.

Cassie: You know it!

Tanya: Clearly.

Chris: The bell has rung and here we go. Hopefully there won't be anymore interruptions?

Cassie: Hello handsome.

Tanya: Not again.

Cassie: Hey, Tanya. Are you two together?

Tanya: We're partners...

Cassie: Then you won't mind me and my girl Jacqui hsve fun with him in the water?

Tanya: We're calling the... GOD DAMN!

Chris: Did you see that?

Cassie: Look at them knockers on that one in blue!

Tanya: Cassie, have some respect!

Chris: Julia looking to end this with a Southern Cross... 1,2,3!

Tanya: Thanks a lot, Cassie!

Cassie: Look on the bright side, at least there were no interruptions.

Tanya: Well... that's true.

Cassie: So, Chris, wanna join us?

Jade: Hold the fuck up!

Tanya: It's Jade!

Jade: Cassie, I know you're not trying to steal this man from us

Cassie: I knew it! I can't believe you're hitting them two. (Singing) Chris has been humpin' around..

Tanya: Cassie, don't ever speak lowly of him. If you two want to hang out with him, that's fine, but we got the main event coming up, which is huge! I strongly recommend you behave around him because he is a well respected match caller, and he wasn't able to do it throughout the match.

Cassie: I apologize, Tanya, but how is it that he is lucky to have you two Edenians?

Jade: Luck has nothing to do with it, Cassie.

Jacqui: We mean no harm.

Jade: At least you're more respectful.

Chris: We'll be back with main event. Stay tuned