'Sup yall! Okay, it's been FOREVER since I've done one of these.
BUT BEFORE YOU READ! Okay, I want to thank all of you, especially you reviewers, for not letting my traffic dip below 600 this month! I JUST COULD KISS YOU ALL! HOWEVER! Not that I don't value all your opinions, but sometimes you guys tell me to do stuff that contradicts what another person asks for. So don't feel all angry or sad if you tell me to do something and it appears like I blatantly ignored you. I just have a whole ton of other stuff to do…
Way To Bug Your Teacher #16
"Kendall," Mrs. Receedi called, and Kendall smiled. He opened his mouth to talk but no sound came out. His lips formed words, but he didn't say anything. She frowned at the floundering second grader. Her hand went to her ear as she turned her hearing aid up a notch. "What?"
Kendall continued to "talk", mouth gaping like a fish, when James joined in the fun. It wasn't long before Mrs. Receedi took her hearing aid out and spun the dial up all the way.
As soon as she stuck it back in her ear, the boys started shouted as loud as they could. "MRS. RECEEDI, CAN YOU HEAR US? HOW 'BOUT NOW? WHAT ABOUT NOW? CAN YOU HEAR US?" they screamed. The poor teacher nearly flew out of her chair due to the noise.
Way To Bug Your Teacher #17
Mrs. Receedi stood at the front of the room, drawing shapes with a marker on the white board. "So this is a circle-" she began, when she was cut off by James.
"That's what you think," he said aloud, earning a frown from his elderly teacher. She continued, drawing a three pointed shape on the board.
"And this is a triangle-"
"That's what you think!" James yelped before she could continue. She shot him a glare, then returned to the shapes. She traced out a four cornered figure.
"This is a square-" she paused as James let out his 'That's what you think' and moved on, "and all its sides are the same length!" James smacked his hands on his desk, flipping his hair off to the side.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!" he shouted. Mrs. Receedi blew her bangs from her forehead. It was going to be a long afternoon.
Way To Bug Your Teacher #18 and #19
Kendall walked into class and sat in his seat. He kicked off his sneakers, and propped his sweaty feet, still moist from recess, up on his desk. He pulled out a bag of chips from seemingly nowhere, popped it open, and started munching away. Mrs. Receedi came over to his seat, crossing her arms above him and giving him a stern stare. He gave her an annoyed look.
"Can I help you?" he asked, sounding bored.
"Get your feet off the desk, Kendall," she said firmly. Kendall smirked.
"My, my, isn't someone testy today!"
Way To Bug Your Teacher #20
Carlos walked up to Mrs. Receedi's desk, confused with the worksheet she had passed out. He looked up at her, eyes shining with confusion. "Excuse me, mister?" he asked, face the picture of innocence. Mrs. Receedi smiled at his classic second grade naivety.
"It's 'Mrs.', hunny," she explained. And he knit his eyebrows together.
"Okay, Sir. How do I do this problem?"
Way To Bug Your Teacher #21
Logan leaned back in his seat, pulling at his zipper. It made a familiar whipping sound as he dragged it up and down, rocking out to his favorite song. Mrs. Receedi groaned as she tried to focus on her work, but the high pitched wailing noise made it impossible to focus. If she wasn't right, she'd say it sounded vaguely like the Ben 10 theme song.
Logan kept zippering and unzippering his jacket.
"Sweetie," she started, honing in on Logan, "Would you please cut that out?" The raven haired boy paused in his song and looked up at her with round, innocent eyes.
"Okay," he agreed then started tapping on his desk with a pencil. Mrs. Receedi sighed, it was going to be a long afternoon.
Short, yes. BUT I HAVE PLANS! Who wants to hear an actually CheekyBrunette story through the guys as the characters? YEP! I KNEW IT!
