Three updates in one night. It's a shocker i know. What can i say, i'm very bored.

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BPOV

Jacob was right about Emmett. Not even thirty minutes later there was a call from the campus security. They said that Emmett was being escorted to the county jail and that his bail was $500.

"I can't believe this. How did you guys get out of it and not him. Didn't you think to help him?!" I was yelling at Jacob as I ran around the house trying to find all of the things I needed.

"I don't know?" Jacob answered from the kitchen. He was sitting at the breakfast bar watching my whole show.

"I mean, you know this isn't good for me or the babyright?! It's not good for my blood pressure to get this high?!" I yelled as I found my other boot.

"Sorry." He muttered and laid his head on the counter. I flicked it.

"Oww." he wined and rubbed the spot on his head where I had flicked him.

"You'll live." I said annoyed. " How much have you had to drink tonight?" I asked. I didn't want to drive down to this place alone.

He mentally counted on his hand, but got lost on the fourth finger. He then held up both hands and wiggled all ten fingers with a grin.

"Uggh. You suck you know that?" I said as I grabbed my coat and started for the door.

"Do not. I LICK!" He yelled as I closed the door.

EMPOV

"Can I have another phone call. The first one didn't count. Technically I didn't make the call from this station. I made it from the campus one." I begged the officer who was standing on the other side of the bars.

"Sorry boy. The rules are the rules. I don't think Whitey from the campus liked you to much." He grinned.

"Yeah, me either." I huffed and went to sit down on one of the nasty benches they had in the cell.

"Come on Bella." I said under my breath. She had to be getting here soon.

A few minutes later the love of my life walked in.

"Finally!" I yelled.

"Oh, you owe me big time!" She yelled from over the counter. "We could be asleep right now, but no. You have to go and be a smart ass. Thinking your the big bad wolf and that you never get into any trouble!"

"I know. I'm sorry baby." I pleaded. The cop who was watching laughed.

"You've got it bad don't you kid? How old are you anyway?" He joked.

"Umm? 20?" I gulped.

"And you already got a kid on the way. Awe man. I would hate to have your life." He chuckled to himself. I was about to say something, but Bella spoke before I could get anything out.

"Excuse me?!" she asked.

"Yeah, miss. There is this thing called protection, you know? Birth Control? Why don't you learn how to use it?" he laughed.

"Why you fat ass son of a bitch!" Bella screamed. She pushed past the half swinging door and went towards the officer. She lifted up her hand to smack him across the face, but I spoke before she had the chance.

"Bella, babe. Don't do anything you will regret. Remember we only have so much bail money." I suggested.

"Right." She huffed. She gave the officer a glare that even I was afraid of, turned on her heal and walked back to the other side of the counter.

"Well now. Jackass. Can I please get my boyfriend out of here. I would like to make it home before sunrise." She stated.

"It' Henry." He growled and made his way to the front desk.

"Ok. Umm Henry. I think you have a stain on your uniform. It's right. . ." She trailed off as he came closer to her. She reached across the counter and ripped the nametag off his uniform.

"Heyy!" He yelled, but Bella wasn't paying attention. She had grabbed a sharpie out of one of the pencil holders from behind the counter. I watched as she scratched out the name "HENRY" that was written in big bold letters.

In it's place she scrawled "JACKASS".

"GO BABY!" I cheered her on.

"Oh. Well looky there. It seems that you have changed your name. It is now jackass." She said confidentally as she pinned the tag back onto his uniform.

Now, if you don't mind." She said as she threw the money at him. The man shook his head as if he was trying to get out of the shock of what had just happened to him. He walked slowly to me and unlocked the door.

I flicked him off as I walked out the door. I thought I heard a faint cry as we left.

"THAT WAS AWESOME!" I cried as I hopped into Bella's car.

She turned to me with that same look she had given jackass.

"Ekk." I squealed. But instead of her screaming at me, she started laughed.

"That was fun." She stated. "And a little hot. You make a good bad boy." She laughed and let one over her hands roam over my body as she started the car.

"Belllaaa." I moaned.

"Yes?" She asked, she slid her hand lower and I felt my cock twitch. She suddenly pulled away and I growled at the loss of contact.

"Cock tease." I muttered under my breath.

"Serves you right." She stated smugly. I chuckled at her.

"Oh how I do love you. My crazy, sexy, fearless Bella" She laughed and pulled into a parking space.

We're home already?

"Public or private." she growled as she started unbuttoning her shirt.

"Oh, HELL YES!!" I called out. She just giggled.

I pulled her into the backseat and I startled to eat my way hungrily down her body.

I might update again tonight. It just depends on how i tired i get. Anyway. Hope you enjoyed.

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