You know. I just realized that if I didn't write these I'd have no life at all on the computer?

Sad. XD

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hahah OH. Man, Kiki, I was so confused. IHAVEANAXELPLUSHIE. 8D AND Zesty, I was going to ask for New Years, but then I was like….Nah.

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Anyway.

What If…

Axel and Roxas were taking a walk on Christmas Eve before the big Organization

dinner, and both their tongues stuck miraculously close together on a frozen pole?

((as suggested by ze lurvely Zesty))

"I'm not doing it, Axel."

"But why not, Roxy? Don't you want to know what happens?" Axel said, whining as they walked down the snowy path in Twilight Town.

"Because I know what happens! I've seen the Christmas Story." Roxas said, stopping and pointing at the metal pole next to them. "You put your tongue on that, and it is not coming off unless you burn it away."

"Roxaaaaaas!" Axel said, turning to Roxas and pouting. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

"No."

"Please with cheese?"

"No!"

"What about please with me?"

Roxas twitched. "No, Axel. Now come on or we'll be late for dinner."

Axel held Roxas by the shoulders, forbidding him to summon a portal. "What if I don't want to?" he said deviously.

Roxas rolled his eyes. "Not now Axel, I'm hungry." He tried to dismiss him, but Axel just would not be dismissed. "Axel! Let go!"

"Not until you kiss me," Axel said, whispering as me moved closer.

Roxas stared at him. "You just get these random urges all day don't you?" However, he stopped trying to pull away.

Axel smiled. "What can I say? It's snowing, and we're alone, and besides," he moved close enough so that his words formed on Roxas' lips, "I want you to touch your tongue to something."

Roxas' eyes widened as Axel placed a searing kiss to his lips, pivoting so he could push Roxas against the pole. Unfortunately, a patch of black ice happened to reside there, and as Axel pushed his tongue past Roxas' lips, both of them slipped and fell onto the pole, their tongues landing directly where Roxas didn't want them to. They stuck steadfast onto the pole, inches away from each other. Axel had his arms pinned between Roxas and the pole, and Roxas had a hand stuck under Axel's arm.

"Well," Axel said, trying to smile, "I bed dis woud dee an intehesting thight to thee!"

Roxas growled and smacked Axel upside the head with his free hand. "You dumbass! How awe we thupposed to get to dinner now? I'm hungwy dammit!"

Axel laughed. "You thound like you'e thwee!"

"Tho do you. Now get uth out of this!" Roxas ground out.

"Firtht you have to thay I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples!"

Roxas sighed. "Fine! I was born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes. Now get uth out of here!"

Axel smirked. "You hath to fwee my handth firtht."

Roxas fidgeted, and eventually one of Axel's hands managed to finagle out from behind Roxas' side.

"This might get hot," Axel warned, striking a small match with his fingers and putting it next to Roxas' tongue. Within a few minutes, the metal around Roxas' tongue heated up and his tongue was free.

Since Roxas was free, and Axel had free use of his hands, he was about to free himself when Roxas grabbed both of his hands and held them fast.

"Promise me you won'tever make out with me near a cold metal pole EVER again."

"I pwomise I pwomise!" Axel said, laughing, before releasing his hands and making short work of his tongue on the pole. He then wrapped his arm around Roxas, laughing.

"Come on, we're late for dinner!" He called out, summoning a portal.

"At least no one saw that whole embarrassing affair," Roxas muttered, stepping into the portal after Axel.

Little did they know that Demyx sat in a nearby bush, snickering as he put away his video camera.

"Oh man, there is going to be some interesting Christmas entertainment tonight!" he said, cackling, as he summoned a portal.

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ahhah THAT WAS FUN. Oh man. I pronounced EVERY sentence while holding my tongue. Kinda short, but still amazing. XD

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