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"It wasn't his fault, officer!"
"I'm not trying to—"
"Really, it wasn't!"
"I understand—"
"It was an accident, it really was! He was trying to help the puppy!"
"Ma'am, if you could just—"
"But there were all of these people chasing Puppy-chan with baseball bats!"
"Ma'am, would you please—"
"And then they tried to dye her green, so of course he had to try to stop them!"
"Ma'am—"
"But then the roller skating Holl—"
"MA'AM!"
"…Is something wrong?"
"We sent your fiancé home an hour ago… just like we did the last three times."
A/N: Poor Ichigo, still being thought of as a punk because of his hair color. But you'd think he'd have learned by now that no matter what, he'll never make it back to their apartment before Orihime rushes off to bail him out.
I fixed the link in the last chapter, by the way. Which reminds me: my uni won the game! Back on topic, though, reviewers get candy, chocolate pie, and ice cream of whatever flavor they want. ^^