Disclaimer: I do not own Ed Edd n Eddy or Justice League. They belong to their rightful owners.
Hi there people of the Internet! This is Mr. Raleigh D bringing you a new chapter for the story, "Unlimit-ED". Okay, okay, before I go on! If you are one of those people who have waited eons for this chapter to exist, here it is! I hope you all enjoy!
Rage of Superman!
The police came in to arrest the Toyman, however, he was glad he was going to jail, in fact he even went as far as to running to the squadron.
"You haven't seen the last of me!" I roared, "'Cause whence you come out, I will hunt you down and wear your intestines as a scarf! You hear me!"
"I think you got him, Kara," he said.
I quickly escaped his grip.
"Kara, listen guy..."
"I'm listening..." he said with his arms folded, a smug smile came on, "Eddy."
I was silent. I stood there a float in mid-air looking at this guy as if I'm staring at my grave. How this guy could possibly know of my identity! I bet it was Double D. He could have snitched on me. I swear if I ever see this guy I would…
"And who's Double D?" Superman asked, furrowing his brow, "And what did you say you were going to do to him?"
"Wait how did you…?"
"We are in a fanfiction story, remember?" Superman asked, "And answer me, why are you in Kara's body?"
"Ask the author of this fanfic! I have nothing to do with this!" I yelled.
"Forget the author! I want to know where my cousin is and why are you inhabiting in her body?" his patience was wearing thin…incredibly thin. I could tell in his booming voice.
"Forget the author! I want to know where my cousin is and why are you inhabiting in her body?" his patience was wearing thin…incredibly thin. I could tell in his booming voice.
"Hey man, your guess is as good as mine! I just woke up and I discovered that I inhabited in this body back in your space clubhouse," I said, "And like it or not, this chick is incredibly hot," I said playing with this Kara's boobs.
This angered the man…I don't know why though. Meh.
"Stop doing that," Superman clenched his teeth.
"Why? They're firm!" I said, "And plus if you want to know the location of your girlfriend dude, I have no idea. But all I can guess it that in Double D's language; she could be lost in space…like forever. Or something like that," I said casually while getting a corndog from the stand, chowing it down.
"You mean she's dead?" Superman asked, "My cousin's dead?"
"She's your cousin? Oh I thought that she was your girlfriend. But yeah, possibly dude," I said.
"And you inherent her body like a toy and spat on her reputation, not to mention on it?" Superman gritted his teeth. I paid no attention to it. Probably that was because I didn't care for the moment because all I tried to do was to survive in this strange universe.
"Like what? What did I do man?" I asked.
"You killed her," he growled, his eyes glowing hot red.
My eyes dilated to the size of basketballs, I spat some food particles from my corndog on the ground and coughed.
"Whoa dude, I didn't said I killed her dude. I just said I don't know where the hell she is. That's all," I said backing away and placating my hands in a passive stance. Everyone that was around me – especially those who worked at a newspaper company called the Daily Planet evacuated the area. Damn how I wished I was one of them. And what was up with this guy? There are people more like him right? Right? Please tell me I'm right folks?
"You killed her."
"How many times are you gonna…"
SLAP! Superman connected his powerful fist directly at my jaw line forcing my body to slam into several buildings in a positive diagonal motion; I was at top speeds of Mach 2. I sliced through those building like a knife on butter. After the 10th building I collided, I spun around in the air violently; I tried to regain control but Superman somehow appeared and blew another another punch to my face sending me down to the ground, but before I crashed, Superman dashed towards me in top speeds giving me multiple jabs before he kicked me to the road creating a small crater – only for him to go all asteroid on my ass destroying every building out to the sea nearest to us.
I tried to fight back, but he grabbed my face And slammed me on the ground like a rag doll, threw me in the air and then delivered a powerful butterfly kick to my chest, causing me to throw up blood; I through several buildings and finally crashed to a barber shop where Superman pushed me inside, injuring a few people in the process and threw me at the window.
"What the…"
He grabbed my neck and headbutts my ass! Cheating ass mother…
"Stop narrating you son of a bitch!" He blew a devastating punch.
I flew out of the barber shop and violently rolled on the ground. Finally, I crashed to a pile of cars.
BOOM!
I got up, a bit scathed with cuts and bruises.
"Okay dude, you want to party! Let's party!" I yelled, only to be punched in the face by Superman. This time instead of flying to another building, I flipped and landed on the wall all stylistic like, creating a vertical crater, bending the air around me. I flew in supersonic speed, under the collision course towards the Man of the Wimps! Yes I called him the Man of the Wimps because his raging emotions are killing me! I just told him that I had no idea where his daughter/cousin/girlfriend is and then this guy just attacked me! Like what the hell!?
I bent the air as I flew towards him, I screamed like God when he was taking a massive dump on Chuck Norris' chests. I roared like a lion, flew like millions of eagles racing to get a special, golden rat sent from the almighty Zeus!
And then it happened…we crashed creating a massive shockwave powerful enough to dismember every building nailed down in a 97 mile radius! Man I hope that someone cpuld pay for all that property damage, because I should am I not gonna!
"Oh you're gonna!" Superman fired lasers from his eyes. I counterattacked.
"Hah, looks like you're not the only…oh wait, why are you amping up your…?" his energy surge blasted me to an office building.
I fell to the ground. Seeing Superman torpedoing down to Earth I grabbed a bus with tons of people on board, you know what at this point, I didn't give a crap. I grabbed the bus and I readied it upon my shoulders, bashing the bus like a baseball bat.
"Ay battah battah! Ay battah battah!"
Then here he comes! I sung the bus at the Man of Steel sending him to a building. Yes I said a building, but hey at least the building was completely destroyed! Damn am I clever. I chucked the bus at Superman then used my heat vision to heat it up…the bus exploded further endangering a lot of people as the debris expanded like a wild fire.
"Hah looks like Superman is Supergone!" I yelled.
"Check again, dork!" Superman flew through the fire like a speeding bullet towards me. I got ready this time as I flew in towards him.
"Yahhhhhh!" I pulled my fist back, flying like a speeding bullet as I dashed through he destruction.
"Ahhhhhh!" Superman roared in pure anger.
BOOSH! The entire area was totaled. This was only just the beginning.
Author's Notes: Yep, I hope you all enjoyed that super fight between Eddy and Superman. Who will win in a fight...and how, LOL. Until we meet again, this is Mr. Raleigh D signing out!
D-Man out!