Woot woot, the last chapter! OMG what a long journey, I started this fic around August last year and now, almost 1 year later, I'm finished. I had this chapter somewhat planned out after I finished Allen's Dear Diary, but it wasn't until I did the m-preg in Lenalee's diary that I came up with the rest.

Warnings: Lenalee's got an unhealthy influence over Komui, Komui's got a strange view on life and Allen thinks to much.

So have fun with this last chapter of Dear Diary!

ENJOY!

Everyone kill Komui!

Komui was sitting by his desk in his office when Lenalee came in through the door.

"Hi Brother!" Lenalee said and gracefully walked up to his desk, not wanting to do work Komui watched her with unwavering attention.

"Is there anything you want, my beautiful, gorgeous, fantastic, fairy-like butterfly sister?" Komui asked happily, and then he pushed down the stacks of papers on his desk so Lenalee could sit on it. The girl smiled and sat on the desk; she then looked down at her brother and asked:

"When does Allen and Kanda come home?" She asked in a sweet tone – Komui answered immediately.

"Tomorrow", Lenalee smiled even more and then she said:

"I've finished that mission you gave me a week ago", Komui nodded and as Lenalee was on her way out of the office he exclaimed:

"Can you go make me some coffee?" Lenalee turned around, her hands behind her and with a happy smile she said:

"Of course, Brother! I'll make you that special with cream and chocolate."

If Komui were to die right this moment – he would die happy.

...

It was night, pitch black. The corridors of the Black Order was a scary sight during the night: statues and paintings looked at you eerily from their spots, the shadows moved from the light on Komui's special new lamp-gadget, distant screams could be heard from the latest victim of Komurin special KILL LAVI edition...

A completely normal night in the Black Order.

Komui was on a very special – and possibly very dangerous – mission: break in, find and read Lenalee's Lovely Diary. He crept up to her room slowly, his night vision goggles showed him that he was all alone, smiling Komui took out his multi-gadget and proceeded to pick open the stout, brown door.

The room was dark, Komui could hear rhythmic breathing coming from the bed, he looked around the room – the clothes she'd been using that day were folded and put neatly on a chair; the room was very clean, Komui was very proud to have such a neat sister. He took a few steps into the room; very carefully – he didn't want what happened when he was trying to take Kanda's diary to happen again; he was still having nightmares about that whole ordeal.

The diary was fully visible on Lenalee's desk. Komui got a little suspicious – it was too noticeable. He shook his head and then tip-toed to the desk, and then with itchy fingers he gently took hold of the diary. He looked at the squiggly, silver letters on the front of the thin diary, and without further ado he tip-toed his way out of the room.

He didn't notice Lenalee's smile.

...

About three hours later Komui sat in his comfy chair by his desk, he'd already put the diary back and now he was thinking – hard. The answer was clear: Lenalee wanted Allen and Kanda to have kids, not adopted but biological. But he wasn't sure if Allen and Kanda would really enjoy it as much as she imagined...

But if Lenalee wants it – then everything's good! Nothing Lenalee wants is bad for others – they will see the light eventually. Allen and Kanda will thank Komui for doing what Lenalee wants! He just has to explain nicely to them – like in Lenalee's story!

But how to do it? He needs to make something small – easy to digest – something small so Allen won't notice, then again; he eats like a wolf. A pill would be good, but that might be hard to achieve... and how to change Allen's innards?

But it's for Lenalee! Dear Big Brother Komui will make it happen!

...

The next day the Yullen couple came home. Kanda was just as indifferent looking like usual, Allen smiled politely to everyone they met and Lavi glomped them like there was no tomorrow. Kanda went to throw him away from his lover but Allen felt nausea build up inside and managed to throw Lavi away himself and then he ran to the nearest bathroom. The two older men looked after him, confusion on their faces.

Inside the bathroom, Allen was washing his face. He didn't feel sick but he knew that it would come back soon. Though he didn't know what kind of sickness it was – it was too much different from ordinary stomach flu. He looked at himself in the mirror – he was pale, paler than usual, his red scar showed even more. He sighed. Kanda was so angry at him right now, for what happened in the carriage and then Allen's motion sickness on the train...

"Are you sick, Allen?" A dark voice behind him asked, Allen jumped in shock and then he turned around slowly. From the shadows a figure appeared, it had a white lab coat and a white beret...

"Oh God, Komui! You scared me", Allen said, relief in his voice. Komui came closer to him, a wicked smile on his face.

"You don't look so well..." Komui said in that same dark, low voice. Allen blinked.

"Well... I don't feel sick; I don't know what it is..." Komui nodded and fixed his glasses. Then he put his hand in his pocket and brought up a small pill. Allen looked at him, "What's that?" Komui's smile widened.

"This is something I've made to ease the stomach, should make you feel better in no time!" Komui took Allen's right hand and put the pill on the palm. Allen looked at it skeptically.

"I don't know... how can I trust you not to do some weird experiment on me?" Komui shook his head, his wicked smile turned into a reassuringly one.

"You know that if I do anything to you Kanda would murder me, it's nothing strange about this pill, I promise on Lenalee's innocence!" Komui said and nodded. Allen bit his lip, still not sure if he should take the pill. But Komui kept staring at him so Allen threw it into his mouth and then drank some water from the tap to swallow it down. Komui's smile widened even more and when Allen turned back to face him Komui had disappeared. The exorcist got a horrible feeling but didn't think too much on it since Kanda burst in through the door, Lavi right behind him.

"Allen-chan! Feelin' alright?" Lavi asked, Allen blinked and shook his head and then he said:

"Yeah... somewhat."

...

Everything went according to plan!

Komui had put an aphrodisiac in Kanda's soba and to make sure it worked, Komui ate with them, sitting next to Lenalee. When Kanda had finished his food he'd looked uncomfortable, staring at Allen, eyeing him like candy. Allen of course noticed it but kept eating like nothing was going on. Then as the minutes passed by, Komui could see that Allen's face became redder and redder, biting his lips sometimes, squirming in his seat. Glancing over at Kanda who sat next to Allen, Komui could see the almost unnoticeable smirk and that it seemed his hand was...

Komui assumed that everything was going as planned.

It didn't take long before Allen fled the cafeteria, Kanda waited until Allen was outside the doors before sprinting after him.

The next day, Komui noticed that Allen was limping badly.

And the day after that. And the day after that. And the day after that.

One week later Allen was running to the bathrooms again. But whenever someone asked if he was sick he just shrugged and said:

"I don't feel sick."

Komui was overjoyed. He'd done what Lenalee wanted! She would be so happy now!

He was so happy that he decided to call all four of them to his office. He had, the night before, snuck in to their bedrooms and taken their respective diaries. Before the four exorcists came in he put all the diaries in a row on his desk. Allen's pink Dear Diary far to the left, Kanda's black Secret Diary next to Allen's, Lavi's green Liar's Diary in between Allen's diary and Lenalee's purple Lovely Diary. Komui dusted the diaries with a feather duster when the four came in through the door. Komui saw that Kanda got an immediate look of suspicion and distrust when he saw Komui's seemingly innocent demeanor. Allen held his hand and pulled him down to sit next to him on the sofa, Lenalee sat down next to Allen and Lavi stood up. Komui smiled and then he opened his mouth to say something, but Lavi interrupted him.

"That's my diary! What's that doing here?" He exclaimed, the other's blinked and then they looked towards the desk.

"Why the fuck is that thing here?" Kanda yelled angrily, getting up from his seat, Allen pulled him back down.

"I bet Komui can explain things..." Allen got a dark look and calmly gazed at Komui who bit his lip nervously.

"Well... you know I gave you a mission to write in a diary..." He began.

"Yes", Allen said and nodded, still holding Kanda's hand in a tight grip, the Japanese seemed ready to go berserk on the supervisor.

"And when you, Allen, came to me and said that you've finished it, I was really excited and decided to have Kanda write in one, and then Lavi, and then my lovely, beautiful sister Lenalee~..."

"But why do you have our diaries on your desk?" Allen asked, his tone harsh making Komui yelp weakly.

"Well... you see, I just want to tell you how well you did your mission. And to be able to do that I... sorta had to... read them..."

"YOU DAMN SON OF A FUCKING BITCH, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!" Allen didn't even care to hold him back. Kanda took hold of Mugen and practically flew at Komui who was already running for his life. Lavi had his hammer out and was in pursuit as well, Lenalee ran after them out of the room – to make sure Kanda and Lavi didn't murder her brother. Allen stayed behind, still sitting on his sofa. Then he stood up and slowly went up to the desk. He glanced at his God forsaken pink diary, and then he took up Lenalee's purple one. He browsed through the thin book, and the he saw the page which had his face go from pale to stark white.

"You throw up but don't feel sick? You're 'craving' for certain foods but then reject them? Mood-swings?"

"I haven't had any mood-swings..." Allen said slowly, hesitantly. Komui nodded absentmindedly and then he said:

"Yet to get to that stage then..." Komui wrote something down in his notebook.

"What 'stage'?" Allen asked.

"What the fuck are you on about, idiot?" Kanda asked, annoyance clearly in his voice and expression. Komui looked up at the three exorcists in front of him, surprise on his face.

"Isn't it obvious?" Allen's pregnant."

Allen thought hard. When he came back he felt sick, but that must have been the stomach flu, then Komui gave him that pill and the sickness stopped, then Kanda became horny and they fucked like rabbits, and then a few days later Allen felt sick again...

Allen dropped the diary on the floor; because he'd just seen something to prove his suspicion: notes of 'how to make a man pregnant' by Komui Lee.

The white-haired exorcist didn't know whether to scream or cry for being fooled by Komui. Then he had decided. Allen ran out to the rotunda which stretched several floors, he could see Kanda and Lavi running after Komui two floors down. Allen called out to Kanda:

"YUU! KILL HIM! MAIM HIM! MAKE HIM SUFFER!" Kanda stopped to look up at his lover and then he smirked and with new power he ran after Komui, sending his Hell's insects after the poor supervisor.

My last question to you all: do you think Komui succeeded in making Lenalee happy by making m-preg possible or was it the return of the stomach flu?

Thanks to everyone who have reviewed and fave'd and put this on alert. Even though I didn't get a lot of reviews on every single chapter I still got mail saying that person and that person put this on alert/fave-list - thank you all, without your support I would never have finished this story.

Note: My new story has been put up, it's name is 'As Love Grows', be sure to read it!