-In which, Sakura uses Dragon Ball Z as a distraction
Yay! A new chapter! I thought this would be a good crack, so enjoy!
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❤❀~Kamehameha~❀❤
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Okay, so, this was the final battle. The last battle. Of the war. And it was not going well. Not going well at all. Why, you ask? Well, Madara managed to get the upper hand somehow, and now both Sasuke and Naruto were on the brinks on death. Lovely concept, don't you agree? And so, anyhow, Madara was about ready to land the final blows when...
"KAMEHAMEHA!"
If this had not been a battle, someone would have laughed. However, given that it was a battle and the most important in the war, there was no laughter. There were only raised eyebrows as the three just stared at Sakura as if she had gone crazy.
"Hey, you can't blame me," she reasoned. "Goku managed to blow up the whole universe! Can you blame me for just trying out a theory?"
Madara took this into consideration then. Hm... I must recruit this Goku person... If not, he may become a problem... But first I gotta take care of these—
But when he turned his attention back onto the two rivals he was about to kill, they had disappeared.
"They're gone!" he exclaimed as if we readers haven't already read that last line. He went to glare at Sakura but . . . "She's gone, too! Damn that Haruno! Why does she have to be so annoying?"
Meanwhile...
"Yes! My plan has succeeded!"
"And what plan would that be, Sakura-chan?"
"Plan: Distract the Evil Dude with a Reference from Dragon Ball Z and Get Back my Idiot Teammates! Or as I'd like to call it, Plan: DEDRDBZGBIT!"
"Hn, whatever. Just heal us so we can kill him."
"Everything has to be about you two, doesn't it?"
"Hey, Sakura-chan, did you just call us idiots?"
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"Maybe..."
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Yep, all is well... Now, I wonder how Gaara's battle with his father will go... It seems like it'll be epic, but I want to move back to Team 7 again...
tHaNk YoU & pLeAsE rEvIeW!