A/N: Sorry for the filler, I'm still working on two more challenges and my finals are coming up (Ack!).
Kakuzu- Yet you still somehow find a way to play Brawl...
TG- Shut up Hoku! But yeah, I just got a Wii a couple days ago and, besides all my important stuff, I've been trying to get through Story Mode. Wish me luck! Oh, and here's the chapter!
Tracy Has a Problem
Tracy Skechit had a problem.
To him, this problem meant the world to him, it was that serious.
What was this horrendous problem?
Tracy sighed as he looked over at the Children's house. All those small, adorable, shining, happy faces. It was like a treasure. And when Hidan came barging into Uke Manor, his triplets in tow, Tracy had no choice but to watch as the albino played and rough-housed with his kids.
Later on, the kids had to go back to their quarters, and Hidan was actually quite grateful. "And people wonder why the fuck I only handle Kira… Damn, those boys are rough!"
Tracy had to ask. He wanted, nay, he needed to know.
"Um… Hidan-san?" The albino looked over and asked,
"Yeah, what the fuck is it?" The olive-haired young man took a deep breath before he asked,
"How did you do it?"
"Do what?"
"You know, it."
"What?"
Tracy sighed before he began crying and latching onto the albino, "Please! I just need to know! You have three kids and I can't even get one! What is your secret?"
Tracy wanted kids. It was like his biological clock was spinning into over-drive. Oh, and when he heard that males could have kids, he was ecstatic.
But, alas, our young Pokémon watcher still had nothing to try for his efforts. It was driving him crazy, not being able to give Professor Oak a child!
"Please!"
"Get off of me!"
The other ukes looked over and saw Hidan trying to limp away from where Tracy was clutching onto his leg, dragging on the floor.
"Guys, guys, guys!" Itachi ran over and separated the two. "What the hell happened here? Hidan, did you try and beat up Deidara like you did when he ate all the cherries from the refrigerator back in Kirigakure?"
Hidan opened the fridge and was looking around, craving a certain something. His eyes found the carton of cherries but his heart sank when he realized that it was sans cherries.
"AAAHHH!" He screamed, slamming the fridge door with enough force to break it. Then he pointed a finger towards Deidara, who had been sitting at the dining table, yelling, "You heathen idiot! YOU ATE ALL THE CHERRIES!" Deidara scoffed, standing up,
"Yeah, un! So what if I did, un! Are you going to break my arms or something?"
Two hours later…
We see Deidara laying in an infirmary bed with both of his arms in casts, James is sitting at his bedside. The bluenette sighed,
"You know, you really shouldn't give him ideas…" Deidara frowned before mocking,
"'You know, you really shouldn't give him ideas.'" James frowned before he punched one of the blonde's casts.
"Eep!"
"AAAGGGHHH!" The blonde's yells of pain were heard throughout the whole mansion.
"He deserved it. But this guy keeps asking me weird stuff!" Everyone looked at Tracy before he stated,
"I just wanted to know Hidan's secret for getting pregnant, okay?" There were some laughs throughout the room before China spoke up,
"Most of the time you can't plan pregnancy, aru. It just happens, that's how I ended up with Hong Kong after that… ill-fated one-night stand with England…"
In his hotel room, Hong Kong sneezed for no apparent reason all of a sudden.
"I had no idea men could even get pregnant when I found out I was going to have Mizuki…" Itachi smiled, sitting down.
"Well, Itachi…" The Akatsuki's resident Nurse Joy began, "After all the tests we ran, I found out the reason why you have been sick in the mornings and the reason for your weird food cravings."
"I knew it." The weasel began, "I've contracted some sort of strange virus, haven't I? I knew I shouldn't have gone into the damn Safari Zone looking for that stupid herb that Pein wanted!"
"No Itachi, it's not a virus." Nurse Joy giggled softly. She sighed, stepping back a bit and donning a flame-retardant suit.
"What's that for?" Itachi asked. Nurse Joy shook her head,
"Nothing, nothing!", before she put on the helmet. "Now, Itachi…" The nurse took a deep breath. "You're… pregnant."
3.. 2.. 1…
"WHAT?" The infirmary blasted in an inferno of flame.
"So you see, Tracy…" Kabuto walked over and sat with his BFF, "When the time comes for you to have a baby, the time will come." The silver-haired male then smiled, "And then we can raise our babies together and have them dress in similar outfits and—"
"You're not making things any better!" Tracy cried. The ukes all sighed, wondering how the hell they would calm Tracy down. Then Tobi had a revelation,
"Let's eat a bunch of ice cream while watching baby-themed movies and talking about our experiences with kids! That ought to make everyone feel better!"
"ICE CREAM!" America cheered, "I'll be right back!" And with that, the blonde nation took the keys to the Uke bus and was gone.
This couldn't turn out too bad, right?
Right?
A/N: To be continued! * Gets hit by a shoe * Ow! Damn it…
Guys, the time has come for another double post! That will be next week, however…
But next week, along with more challenges, you'll get to see about some more motherhood stories. Yay!
And, um, just one more thing I want to bring up. If you start seeing a preview for something or other in this story, don't fret, the Games aren't ending yet. I just want to see what people think about up-coming projects (you know, kind of like what I did for 'Legend of Hoshi: Metronome of Time' and 'The Seme-Uke Games).
Please read and review.
-Tyranno's girl.