Who Would Win in a Duel?

by Ferretess xxx

Fred and George host a game show where they talk about who would win in a duel. Also, readers get to review on who they would vote for. Mrs. Figg is a character because she shows up in nearly every duel it seems!

37. Day 37

A/N: And I'm late again, updating in the early hours of the morning. : ) This time it's because I'm reading 3 legendary stories at once… :P

Happy birthday to Percy Jackson, even if he isn't real.

And I vote for… Hermione. I don't know why, I just do!

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"I know dear Hermione won the vote. After all, she's a Weasley now. She must have beat Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret."

"Well, Fred, I hate to break it to you, but…"

"NO! HE CAN'T HAVE WON!"

"…Hermione won the vote."

"YES! And who are you, Jeff Foxworthy? Scaring me like that!"

"Ah, glad you got the hint. Yes, I was impersonating Jeff Foxworthy… Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"

"No."

"I see…"

"Yeah… well, to change the subject-"

"Who would win in a duel, Parvati Patil-"

"-or Padma Patil?"

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A/N: I haven't watched Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader in a while! Er… not really the point. Anyway, this one came to me randomly, just like most chapters- and ideas. I got the idea for this fic after reading City of Ashes, because some guy in… Taki's, was it?, asked 'who would win in a fight, Dumbledore from Harry Potter or Magnus Bane?' or something like that. Oh, and don't request that, because it's already on my list. : )