"Well Jinkies Charlie- Doo! Like this was one sick fucking murder!" Shouted Lincoln, as he slipped a joint between his lips.

Lincoln was right, for on the ground at their very feet was a corpse that had been badly mutilated. It's intestines strone throughout the streets, in bushes, on the sidewalk, and suspended like a sick set of halloween decorations over the street lamps.

Lincoln was fitted with a green shirt, Khakis, and an olive shirt, his soul patch lit on fire by his joint.

"Zoinks! Like, put it out!!" Lincoln shouted.

"Lincoln! Cut it out! We need to be serious about this... Who could have caused this murder?" Lori said in her gay ass sweater, and hankie. (She's Fred)

Luan practically jumped her. "I'm like so scared!" (she's daphne)

Lisa rolled her eyes. "Well judging by the state of the victim, it would seem from the lack of body temperature that it was quite recent, also due to the fact that the eyes are still open, that means that it was at least within the last few hours due to when a homo-sapien dies the eyes remain open for three to four hours, also the shit in his pants is fresh."

"Like, zoinks! What does shit have to do with this?" Lincoln asked as he pulled out some subway.

"Well, when a human dies, all bodily fluids are released." Lisa explained.

"Jinkies!"

"Indeed, it is quite disgusting."

"Back to the task at hand gang! Are there any possible finger prints, or possible fluids here?" Lori asked.

Lisa held up a vile. "This sick bastard released close to a gallon of his seed into the victims prostate."

Lori took it and examined it. "This may be all that we need to find this guy, lets head back to the van and try to identify any close matches to the DNA, ok gang?"

"I'm game!"

"Yes, let us continue our task."

"Whatever you want Lori...fuck me."

"What was that Luan?" asked Lori.

Luan spun. "Oh...um, nothing"

"Anyway, Lincoln, hold the bag, I need to message the RWPD that we are already on the case."

Lincoln took the bag apprehensively.

Be started to get the munchies again and pulled out his sandwich, but there was no mayo! He reached into the evidence bag and found what looked like a vile of mayo, he took it out, popped the cap and lathered it onto his sandwich.

He threw the now empty bottle onto the side of the road, now shoving a large sub down his throat.

They all arrived at the van about twenty minutes later, entering and gathering around Lisa.

"Lincoln, evidence bag please." Lisa said.

Lincoln passed the bag, and as Lisa rummaged through it she was confused.

"Um... where is my specimen?" Lisa asked everyone.

They all shrugged.

Lisa looked to Lincoln. "Lincoln... where is the seamon vile?"

Lincoln shrugged. "Like, I dont know."

"Did you go through the bag at all?" Lisa questioned.

Lincoln thought. "Well... I went in there for some mayo, cause like, Zoinks they didnt put any on my sandwich!"

Lisa facepalmed. "Lincoln that wasnt mayo that was a males ejaculation."

Lincoln looked confused. "What?"

"You just ate jizz" Lisa said.

Lincoln screamed. "Like, thats fucking nasty!" Lincoln threw up chunks.

"Nice goin dumbass now we need more!!"

Lincoln wallowed in his own shame as they went back to the crime scene.

"JINKIES!!!! SOMEONES FUCKING HIS BODY!!!" Lincoln shouted.

It was true, the culprit was caught red handed Lincoln and Charlie Doo skiddadled away as Lori tackled the culprit and put him in cuffs.

"Now it's time to see who this douche REALLY is!" Lisa said.

Lisa ripped away the mask to reveal...

"TheLivingMyth??!!" They all shouted in unison.

"Dammit!" TheLivingMyth yelled.

Lincoln and Charlie Doo were back and looking at the perp.

"I knew it was him, he's had the theme song stuck in his head as of late so obviously he would create such a horendous crime to be noticed!"

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it werent for you meddling kids!"

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