Thank you all so much for your wonderful reviews! We've reached the 200 mark! Yippee!

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LilliesoftheValley: Yep. A 10 pc. chicken selects has 66 grams of fat, too. Thanks!

Infinite Inferno: Well, the chairs were cushy to the Neimoidians, but hard to Anakin. Don't worry, Obi has a girlfriend, Sabe. Whups... did I just say that out loud? Geico commercials are hilarious... why not honor them?

Jedi Master Arie Skywalker: So glad you like it! I agree... but Flute's dead! Oh well...

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Esteban T. Rodriguez: You have great ideas, seriously. One of them is in this chapter! Don't worry, I'll tell everyone it was your idea. Thank you so much, I really appreciate it!

Super Tinfoil Man: Black socks, huh? Veeeerrry interesting!

baby bop 2.0: Well, I've been doing it for months, and basically everyone else does, too. I checked the guidelines, and I couldn't find a rule against it. Hmm...

Special Thanks to Esteban T. Rodriguez, who has given me the awesome 'rum' idea in this chapter! Many thanks!

Chapter 38

Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and... um... I don't own Star Wars, too! That was lame...

Back to Bootstraps Ben Kenobi, Soda, Aayla, and Kit-Kat. They had gotten off of the ship and were making their way towards the Jedi temple. In the meantime, Kit-Kat was munching happily on a Butterfinger.

"TRAITOR!" all the Kit-Kat chocolate bar fans shrieked angrily. Kit-Kat hurriedly tossed the bar behind his back, trying to look nonchalant.

Frail and his crew had gone to the senate, while the Jedi and the Pepsi smashed alien made their way to the temple. Frail entered the pod where Crabmé was sitting, a mask on her face. The bewildered Prince stared at her.

"What's with the mask?" he asked.

Crabmé glared at him. "Why should you care?" she spat venomously, "It's not like IT did anything to YOU!"

Frail jumped back. "Er, well then," he replied nervously. "What's going on?"

"Nothing in particular," she sighed, "The chancellor has been uncovering a plot by the Jedi to overthrow the senate."

"That's not true!" he protested.

She shrugged. "Not my problem. I've been trying to make Scalpatine do something about the pollution in the atmosphere. It's not healthy!"

Frail rolled his eyes. This was going to be a long day….

Soda, Kit-Kat, Obi-Wan, and Aayla fought in the entrance of the Jedi temple, cutting down clones right and left. They finally made their way in to dismantle the false message.

When Soda entered into the temple, he took one look around and dropped to his knees, bursting into tears.

"The clones!" he screamed in utter horror, "Destroyed everything in the temple of value they have… the Jedi, the junk food, the cake, the Pepsi, and the RUM!" Mi-Adi-Looni had got Soda hooked on Corellian rum a few weeks ago, and now it had become his Pepsi life saver when there was no more soda.

"Yes," Aayla sighed in relief, "The rum is gone."

"Why is the rum gone!" Soda bellowed furiously, growing angrier by the second.

"Pull yourself together," Obi-Wan scolded, annoyed beyond belief, "We have more important things to deal with, such as Darth Sidiot taking over the senate, and my old apprentice, Anakin Skyflopper, becoming a Sith lord!"

All these wise words passed right through Soda's ear and out the other.

"But WHY is the RUM gone!" Soda shrieked, breaking down into sobs again.

The other Jedi simply ignored him and went to go dismantle the coded signal. Obi-Wan went into a room and pressed the button to find out what happened.

"Obi-Wan, if you do that, you'll only find pain," Aayla said sadly, putting a hand on his arm.

"I must know," the other replied firmly.

Soda gave Aayla a withering look. "Those lines, sounded so much better when I said them, they did," he sulked. She rolled her eyes in response.

Obi-Wan turned on the recording and saw Anakin killing the Jedi and bowing to Sidiot.

"It can't be…" he trailed off, "It can't be!"

"According to those recordings, it can," Soda spat out sullenly.

Obi-Wan took a seat, shaken up. "Send me to kill Sidiot, I cannot kill Anakin. No matter how crazy or stupid he is, he's like my brother. My mentally deranged brother, but my brother nonetheless."

Kit-Kat came in, chewing a Snickers.

"TRAITOR!" all the Kit-Kat chocolate bar fans shrieked at him again. He hurriedly tossed it away, pretending that didn't happen.

"Obi-Wan," he cleared his throat, "You're not strong enough to kill Sidiot."

"KEEP STEALING MY LINES, YOU PEOPLE DO!" Soda screamed in pure fury. The other Jedi blinked, looking at each other.

A few short minutes later, Soda was angrily on his way to the Senate to kill Lord Sidiot.

"EVEN GIVE ME SOME RUM OR A PEPSI, YOU LOSERS DIDN'T!" he shouted, "WHAT KIND OF JEDI ARE YOU?"

Meanwhile, Obi-Wan was pondering where to find Anakin, as he and the other two Jedi raided the secret Jedi freezer, which was filled with all kinds of goodies.

"I've got some good and bad news," Obi-Wan stated, "The bad news is, I have to kill Anakin. The good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my starship insurance by switching to Geico!"

Kit-Kat nodded. "Excellent!"

"But how will I find him?" Obi-Wan asked sadly, "I don't know where to look." He then took another bite of cake and munched it.

Aayla sat on a console, thinking. "Use your feelings, and you'll find him," she told him.

"Yeah, what about that crazy senator Anakin was in love with?" Kit-Kat added, "You know, the one who had lots of scary weapons and funky hats."

Obi-Wan stroked his beard. "Oh, Senator Crabmé?" he said. "Good idea! I'll ask her. That'll give me a good reason to see my girlfriend, Sabé."

"Indeed," the other two agreed.

"More cake, dear?" Kit-Kat asked Aayla, pouring her some blue milk. She nodded.

"Thank you," she smiled. Obi-Wan hopped down onto the floor and nodded to the two of them. "See you two later," he said. "I'm off." Donning his Zorro cape and mask, he darted away.

Well, that's that chapter! Hope you enjoyed, and don't forget to review!