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The first and last actual battle of DBC?!! And...Majin Boo is one of the heroes? Shouldn't it be a mainstream character, like, uh...Gohan or something? Also, Vegeta and Goku are dressed in suits with ties, because, well, they're at a wedding...PRETTY COOL, EH?!

Vegeta and Zimmer-Queen Mongrel stood several feet from one another, glaring intensely into each other's eyes. The tension around them was so thick that a small rat that was scurrying by suddenly collapsed due to its lungs imploding. A powerful, glowing aura flowed off of the two fighters' bodies, and five minutes had passed before anything actually happened.

"...You wear a very large hat," Vegeta said.

Zimmer-Queen nodded. "Thank you for pointing that out..."

"Actually, I was insulting you..."

"Oh, really?"

"Yes. The fact that your hat is so tall and large only concedes with the notion that you are in fact just a pitiful, weak man with no useful attributes that could prove helpful to society. Thus, your social standing is quite low, as is your self-esteem, and the only way you can overcome this deep sadness within your heart is through unreasonable violence that will only cause you greater stress and pain, which completely contradicts your 'methods', as you are slowly spiraling further and further down into this pit of despair you have dug yourself into..."

Zimmer-Queen was silent for a moment. "...Did you just call me gay?"

"Yes, yes I did...but you are, aren't you?"

"Well, I am, but...YOU DIE NOOOOOOOW..."

Zimmer-Queen's top hat suddenly snapped open in half, and thousands of long thin strings flew out and wrapped themselves around Vegeta, although the Saiyan Prince simply increased his power and blew the strings apart, freeing himself within seconds of being captured.

Zimmer-Queen's eyes bugged out in a comical manner. "...Ahh..."

"You don't really have any emotions, do you?" Vegeta asked.

"...Not really..." Zimmer-Queen replied.

"WELL, THEN THAT MAKES DOING THIS EASY!!!" Vegeta cackled, and he reached into his pocket, and he unsheathed...a small black notebook.

Zimmer-Queen gasped. "A...a...a Death Note?!!"

"FUCK NO, YOU MORON!! I WROTE ALL MY LESBIAN JOKES IN HERE FOR THE WEDDING, AND I'M GONNA READ SOME TO YA AND YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK, OKAY?!" Vegeta ordered.

"...But...we're supposed to be fighting..."

"JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!"

"Okay...okay..."

Flipping through a few pages, Vegeta stopped and said, "Alright, here's one: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?"

"..."

"WHAT DO YOU CALL A LESBIAN DINOSAUR?!"

"...I don't know..."

"...A Lickalotapus!!" Vegeta exclaimed triumphantly, but an awkward silence suddenly befell them.

Zimmer-Queen pinched the skin between his eyes, and was silent for a moment. "...I'm not sure how to react to that..."

"No good, huh?" Vegeta asked, "Fine then, I'll tell you another one: Why do gay men like to have lesbian friends?"

"..."

"WHY DO GAY MEN LIKE TO HAVE LESBIAN FRIENDS?!"

"...I still don't know..."

"...So they can have someone to mow the lawn!! Get it?! Get it?!"

Zimmer-Queen couldn't take much more of this idiot, so he decided to finish him off right then and there. Reaching up, Zimmer-Queen removed his hat, and dropped it to the floor. The instant the hat touched the ground, it burst into flames and quickly shattered to pieces.

Vegeta gasped. "Wait...what...what the hell is that on your head?!!"

Suddenly, something swift flew past, and Vegeta's entire body from the waist down had disappeared.

"Sorry..." Zimmer-Queen mumbled, "But...you were really annoying..."

Coughing up blood and cursing under his breath, Vegeta's upper half collapsed onto the ground...and his eyes drew shut.

'I lost already, Kakarrot...that's just fucked up...'