Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Oh Yes,
As soon as I saw Chiron emerge from his mystical wheel chair.
As she galloped around with a sexy horse body, such musclar legs.
I knew we where meant to be.
Seriously?
PercyxChrion?
No.
Just
No.

Sincerely,

Percy Jackson

HARRY FREAKING POTTER DAY! FUUUUUUUUUUU- ! Who should I go as... Snape, Lily, or Hermione?