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TDF

Friday, October 14, 2011 – 3:45 pm – Port Angeles Public Library, Port Angeles, WA

"Knock, Knock, Miss Swan."

My nose is deep in a new periodical I am reviewing before shelving it when Teddy interrupts me. I look up and my heart flutters a little at the sight in front of me. An Orioles cap on his head, ray bans over his eyes, and a bouquet of sunflowers in his left hand while he leans his right shoulder against the door frame.

"Like what you see, Swan?"

Teddy smirks as he strides in my office. He leans in and leaves a lingering kiss on my cheek before handing me the flowers and sitting down across from me.

"Two visits and two bouquets in one week, I am flattered, Teddy," I smile as I admire the flowers.

"A little birdie told me that your date gave you a lackluster bouquet last night, I wanted to make sure you had some nice ones," he explains with his signature cheeky grin.

"And there it is," I laugh.

"What?" he asks taking off his hat and glasses.

"The woo," I respond.

He barks out a laugh and nods, "Yes, I guess it is. But you haven't seen a thing, yet, Swan."

I can't find words within my mind to respond to him so I just smile and stick my nose in the sunflowers, which I can't seem to let go of.

"So you have a date with Edward, tonight?" Teddy quirks an eyebrow at me.

"Aha. The real reason you came. Yes he is picking me up tonight for dinner," I set the flowers down and answer him directly.

"Well, I just didn't want you to forget about me when you are with your precious Dr. Cullen," he sneers a bit and I can see jealous, competitive Teddy rear his head.

"I see. Are you here to tell me horrible stories about him picking his nose and scratching his butt then eating without washing his hands?" I question.

Teddy barks out a hearty laugh just as Mrs. Cope walks by and quirks an authoritative eyebrow at me, before moving on.

"No, that wasn't my plan," he leans forward and waves me closer as though he is going to share a secret.

"Between you and me, he has a wandering testicle."

"What!" I quietly screech.

"His left testicle kind of does its own thing. Hangs low, high, up in his groin…it just sort of wanders," Teddy shrugs as he sits back.

I groan and put my head in my hands, "Now I am going to have that image in my head all night. What's worse is you know I am going to Web M.D. that too. That was a mean trick Teddy."

"Hey. You asked me." He defends throwing his hands up.

"Mhmmm."

"I was going to wait until the third date to ask you if you got to see it," he grins.

"You think I am going to have a third date with Edward?" I ask. "What does that mean for you?"

"He can have as many dates as he wants, I am not turning off the woo, until I have you," he smiles and laughs.

"That rhymed," we say in unison.

And in this moment he feels so comfortable and so familiar it is like coming home.

TDF

AN: Two of Four.

Doesn't Teddy just make you sigh. IWant2Sparkle asked if she can have him. I said she already has her own Coachward, I am keeping Teddy and DW(DoctorWard) for myself.

No Beta, just me.