Dear Diary,
Norway is still kinda mad at me, and obviously, I can NOT live with that. I finally get him to love me, then he goes and hates me cuz I stepped on some stupid mushrooms?! I hoped that taking him out for dinner would at least begin to make up for whatever it is that I apparently did.
I took him to this Chinese restaurant, cuz I hear the food there is really good. It better be; if the dinner turned out to be crap, I bet Norway would break up with me in a heartbeat. I didn't know what the hell half the shit on the menu was- I mean, the Pu Pu Platter? I laughed about that for a good 3 minutes. We ended up getting some type of teriyaki beef and chicken, with fried rice. Norway looked real irritated, so to try and lift his mood I kept blowing straw wrappers at him. He just glanced at me for a moment before returning to glaring at the floor. I knew this was gonna be a long, awkward, and quiet dinner.
On the upside, the food actually wasn't half bad. And when we were done, the waiter brought us these funny looking cookie things, free of charge! I almost ate mine whole, until Norway told me that there was a fortune inside of it. I thought this was more of his mystical mumbo-jumbo, but when I broke the cookie in half there was a little slip of paper inside. I remembered having one of those cookies at America's house... The fortunes were usually really stupid, so he added stuff (like "in bed") at the end of each one. Smirking slightly, I decided on an ending to latch onto it and read mine out loud in a rather offensive take on a Chinese accent: "Do not wait for life to open the right door; find a door and open it yourself while doing Norge in the ass."
Personally, I found that hilarious. I almost started laughing, until Norway pushed his chair back and stormed out of the restaurant. I don't think a grin has ever faded from my face so quickly.
Norway took the car home, so not only did I pay for dinner, I had to walk 10 miles home. I think our relationship is going down the toilet, and fast...
Dear Diary,
Does he want to end our relationship? He keep doing these things to piss me off, I swear! Today he took me to some Chinese restaurant (I don't even like Chinese). Want to know the worst part? When he got his fortune cookie, he added something to the end of it. So instead of it just being some normal fortune, no. It was the fortune plus "While doing Norge in the ass" at the end. What the hell made him say that? I left after that, taking the car. Good. He can pay and walk home tonight.
But damn it, I still love him. Even after all these things...
~Author's Note~
Why are these making me tear up...I don't know. Because you're emotional like that. I'm pretty much poker-faced right now. ;A; THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS FALLING APART! *curls up on the couch with a tub of ice cream and box of tissues like a middle aged woman watching soap operas* ...No comment. Just...MAN UP! Okay, I love how I'm expressionless at these chapters, but tear up at the pixies dying... It's because you're a Norway LARPer. You've been cursed to permanent Norway-ness.
OH YEAH! So, this chapter wasn't inspired by a LARP... But, since I'm so much like America, I always add stuff like that to my fortunes. I got Chinese food a few days ago, and added "While doing Norway in the ass" to the end of my fortune, and was like "Okay, that NEEDS to go in an entry." TRUE STORY. I remember I suggested something about banging Austria on the piano...Ah, yes. See, I don't remember exactly how my fortune went- it was just something like the one Denmark got in this chapter. The fortune I gave KiwiFruit, however, was word-for-word: "It is better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of an ox while banging Austria on the piano." *nod* ….O/O Shut up.
LOLOKAYBYEEVERYONE! We still need ideas...
-67OtakuGirl24X3
-KiwiFruit07