Chapter 39 Comic Relief

A/N: Oh my god! Is it really 2pm? Man…I got like 14 hours of sleep! I am so so so so sorry sorry for not updating in a week! I was gonna post this a few days ago, but there was power outage here and the file was completely lost! It'll take me a few hours to get it exactly like the way it was…and even so…it's still a filler. Just need some comic relief. Things were too depressing to me.

Still hope you enjoy this filler.

Logan and Kendall made their way back down to 2J silently. Kendall opened the door and they slipped into their room without being noticed by the other occupants of the apartment. "We'll deal with it tomorrow. Let's just get to bed." Kendall had said.

And so they went to bed. Logan, still feeling guilty for hitting Kendall, tried to stay a bit away from him, but Kendall just grabbed him and cuddled. Logan allowed himself to relax and sleep came upon them.

The annoying ring sounded throughout the room. 'Ugh! Where is that damn phone?" Logan pulled himself out of Kendall's arms and scrambled around the room in search for the source of the racket. By the time he found Kendall's phone it, the call had already gone to voicemail.

"Kendall, it's Kelly. We're only a few days from being on Oprah so you guys need to get to the studio so we can work out what you'll be saying. Be here by 11am!"

Logan groaned again. He had completely forgotten about their appearance on Oprah. Not feeling up to talk, he sent Kelly a quick text.

"Kelly, its Logan…Got ur voicemail. Will be thr."

Putting the phone down, he climbed back into bed and just watched Kendall sleep. The bruise had dramatically healed over night. It was no longer swollen or bleeding. There was a small scab and the coloring was still the same ugly purple, but the size had reduced to that of the circumference of a soda can. Ever so gently, Logan touched the bruise, in awe at how much damage he had done.

Kendall's eyes fluttered open at the touch. "Morning, Logie." Logan smiled shyly. "Morning Kendall." Kendall propped himself up slowly and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes with the heels of his hands. "How you holdin' up?" He turned to look at Kendall through half lidded eyes when he got no reply. The brunette just sighed. "Better. Not angry anymore. Not sad either, fortunately. Just casual I guess. Not gonna go around feelin' sorry for myself am I?"

Kendall smiled. "Good. I'm glad your handling this well. But you know it's ok if you feel upset. And you can always come to me when you do. I'll let you hit me again any day." Logan frowned at the joke. "Kendaaall! I'm not gonna hit you again! That first time was an accident by the way!" Kendall chuckled. "I'm just sayin'!" Logan giggled. To Kendall it was like listening to angels sing. He missed the sound of Logan's happiness. "Whatever, Kendork. Kelly says we gotta go to the studio at 11."

"Got it. Let's go get some food, I'm starving!" Kendall leapt out of bed dragging along Logan by the wrist. "Yeah, I know. We completely skipped dinner last night, didn't we?"

"You bet your ass we did! Common! Hurry up!" Kendall exclaimed as he opened the door.

"Alright, alright! Jeez, you and your-" Logan stopped abruptly as they entered the living room. He remembered going on a rampage, but he never knew he was capable of such damage. The couch was all the way on the other side of the room. The coffee tables were over turned. Picture frames littered the floor, their shattered glass everywhere. Hell, he even punched a small hole in the wall!

"Oh my god! Did I really do all of this?"

"You sure did." Logan jumped, practically into Kendall's arms, at the voice. "Mama Knight! I'm so sorry! I don't know what I was thinking! I'll pay for all of it to be fixed I swear! That's it! I'm grounding myself! No more books, no more T.V., no more video games! Aw man! I'm so sorry M-"

"LOGAN!" The aforementioned boy stopped groveling, half-way from falling onto his knees and begging. With his arms still in the air, from frantic emphasizing, he looked up. Kendall snickered from his posture. It was if the scene had come straight out of a comedy show.

He pulled his boyfriend up straight. Mrs. Knight smiled with sympathy. "Logan, sweetheart, it's alright. You're going through a lot. James and Carlos told me about what happened yesterday. You don't have to punish yourself. It's perfectly understandable. Just make sure you clean it up, that's all. Why don't you boys get Carlos and James up while I make some breakfast, hm?"

Logan nodded and hugged Mrs. Knight. "Thanks, Mama Knight. You're the best!"

"I know honey."

Kendall cheered at the sound of food. "Pancakes, mom?" Mrs. Knight chuckled. "Of course. Chocolate chip, Logan?" Logan beamed and nodded vigorously. Kendall opened his mouth to speak, but was interrupted. "Plain pancakes, I know, Kendall. Now go get the other two!"

The two nodded and walked back down the short hallway, only about 10 feet. At the end of the hallway was their room, on the left wall was Mrs. Knight's and Katie's, and on the right wall was James 's and Carlos's room. They looked at each other seriously and nodded.

Slowly, they opened the door. Stepping closer and closer, they turned to each other again. Logan smiled. They hadn't done this in a while. He missed it. Kendall smiled back, with that mischievous glint in his eyes. They turned their backs to each other and gripped the bed sheets under the sleeping boys. "3,2…"

"ONE" Logan yelled. They both yanked causing Carlos and James to fall off the bed. Logan turned and grabbed Kendall's hand. "RUN!"

And run, they did. James and Carlos quickly recovered and ran after them. The four ran into the kitchen giggling and yelling. Mrs. Knight turned around, holding six plates full of food, just in time to save Kendall and Logan from being pummeled. James and Carlos both stopped in their tracks when they realized Mrs. Knight was there.

They punched the couple on the shoulder as they made their way to their seats, Logan and Kendall just snickering away. Mrs. Knight peered over their heads to see Logan and Kendall's bedroom, door wide open, beds (or rather bed). "I thought I told you boys to kept your beds separated?"

It was now James's and Carlos's turn to snicker as Logan choked on his juice and Kendall flushed. "MOM!"

Mrs. Knight put her hands on her hips. "Don't you 'mom' me. I told you I wanted those beds separated." Logan finally recovered from his coughing fit with the help of Kendall. He shot James and Carlos a look, who lowered their snickering. "Mrs. Knight, I swear, we're not…we're not…please don't make me say it."

James decided to crack a joke. "Do what, Logan? I don't understand." His mock innocence was incredibly obvious. Kendall shot him a look, but when he saw his mother's amused expression he relaxed slightly. Logan however did not see her expression.

"Mrs. Knight, I'm really really really sorry! I know you told us not to, but Kendall and I figured it'd be ok if we just didn't…didn't…do anything so we went behind your back and pushed the beds together. I'm really sorry and totally understand if you ground us or make us switch rooms! Sorry, sorry, sorry!"

The room was silent for a minute. Kendall looked at Logan as if he were mad. He did not want to switch rooms. James and Carlos burst back into laughter. After another minute, Logan looked up cautiously at Mrs. Knight. To his surprise, she was smiling. "Logan, it's ok. I know you boys aren't doing anything. You aren't grounded and you can leave your beds like that."

Logan let out a sigh of relief. Kendall slumped back in his seat. Unfortunately, Mrs. Knight was still a mother. "But if you boy's do decide to do something, at least be safe."

"MOM!"

More laughing fits from James and Carlos.

Logan flushed again.

"I'm just saying. If you decide to do something…and I'm not saying what…just be safe." Then she scanned the room to make sure Katie wasn't listening. She leaned forward and looked seriously at Logan and Kendall. Quietly she whispered. "Use a condom."

Logan nearly fainted.

"MOM!" Kendall yelled.

James and Carlos fell out of their chairs and laughed on the floor.

Mrs. Knight continued. "I'm serious! If you need money, just ask. Or if you're too embarrassed to buy them, I could always just go and-"

"EW! MOM! I'm not gonna have you go buy condoms for us!"

"Why not? All I need to know is which size-"

"MOM!"

"Hmmm, who's going to be wearing it? I want to make sure I get the right-"

"!" Everyone turned to Logan. The poor boy was bright red. "We'll be fine thank you."

Mrs. Knight shrugged. "Ok. I'm off to work. You boys behave…and remember what I said."

She left the kitchen. Logan and Kendall face palmed as James and Carlos sobered themselves.

"That was waaay too awkward." Logan muttered.

"No kidding! My mom just told us she'd buy us condoms!"

Logan shuttered. "Can you believe what she was asking?"

James grinned. "Speaking of which, who's the top and who's the bottom here?"

"I bet Logan's bottoming." Carlos snickered.

"JAMES!" "CARLOS!" They both yelled at the same time.

"What? I'm curious." He smirked.

Logan composed himself quickly. "First of all, that is none of your business. Second of all, even if we had already decided, we wouldn't tell you. And finally, WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX!"

They all looked down at their food displeasingly. It wasn't so appetizing anymore…except for Carlos who had a mouthful as he mutter, "Yet."

James burst back into a laughing fit as Kendall and Logan just got up and left.

A/N: Ok, ok,I know. This was complete shit. Shitty, shitty, filler. No worries, I'm back on track for real this time! Just really needed some comic relief. Been raining non-stop here in Los Angeles and it's really depressing. Plus the story was really depressing where it left off too. Didn't want everything to be too depressing.

Next chapter will be up tomorrow, I promise! I have a lot of time now that I'm on Winter Break so I'll update regularly. I have a couple of major projects and tons of Math HW, but that can wait. I'll make sure I get a chapter up each day!

QOTC: Who do you think would top and who would bottom? No explanations please, just a simple answer ;P

Hope this made you laugh! If the weather is crappy in your area I hope this cheered you up!

PLEASE REVIEW! :)

AAAGGGHHHH My neighbor's internet sucks and my dad won't get us our own! The storm is really not helping the already weak signal either! If I had a better internet source this could've gotten to you an hour ago!