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I'm Sexier Then You Are

Inuyasha stood in front of a large vanity mirror admiring his nude body and snowy mane. It was so soft and plush. And his body was just pure muscular perfection. Oh he could just kiss himself, he was just too fucking hot.

"Look at you. You're just too sexy for words aren't you?" He spoke to the double image of himself. He struck a manly pose flexing his biceps and triceps happily. His fingers raked seductively through his hair and he batted his big adorable eyes. "Oh my god I'm just too hot." He mumbled to himself once more.

He tossed his gorgeous long hair over his shoulder and growled making a scratching motion with his claws. "Grr…Grr… you sexy beast." Feeling very pleased with himself, he glanced behind himself to make sure Sesshy wasn't around . Seeing that the coast was clear he snickered, making pouty faces and striking the same supermodel poses he saw in the fancy dog magazines.

Inuyasha turned around fully to get a nice look of his taut ass and smacked, winking at himself. "You like that don't ya, you dirty, filthy bitch. Yea you like it rough." He hit his ass again and again grinning. Yes he was just too sexy for himself.

In the bathroom down the hall from the bedroom, Sesshomaru was brushing the tangles from his silvery white hair in the wide set mirror. After finishing up he checked his flawless skin and smiled devilishly. How could something so perfect exist in this world? Everything was simple perfection on his entire being.

From the long flow of his silver hair, down to the slender build of his well toned body. Not a single thing was out of place on this handsome creature. His amber eyes shun with the glint of devious sexy devil. Oh how he adored himself.

"I am pure and utter perfection." He whispered at the reflection of himself. "No other is as perfect as I." His pecs bounced along with the slim set of his eyebrows. With a stuck up smirk, he slung the towel over his shoulder and walked out the bedroom…But not before taking one more peek at himself, winking and blowing a hot kiss at the beautiful specimen in the glass. Hm he was just so sexy.

Sesshomaru walked into the bedroom in the nude just when Inuyasha walked from the closet just as bare bottomed.

They each gave the other male an invasive once over, then smirked a coy like smile. They knew what the other was thinking.

"It should be a crime huh?" Inuyasha mumbled with a sly look in his eyes and the tiniest grin on his face..

Sesshomaru tilted his head back, narrowing his eyes, with a slight curve of his lips as well. "Indeed it should be."

"Such a sexy beast shouldn't have to be out and about with the…less than sexier beings." Yasha walked over to his mate giving his body a full inspection.

Catching on to the sly insult, Sesshy chuckled. "Why yes you're right. Those that are deemed unworthy of the word, shouldn't consider themselves as such." He poked his claw in the boy's cheek.

"Hmm so you consider yourself to be sexy Sesshomaru?" Asked the sizzling hanyou.

Sesshomaru took a hold of his mate's chin bringing him up to his face. "I…perfected it." He whispered tapping a finger on the button nose.

Inuyasha shook his jaw free rubbing his nose. "So you think you're hotter then me?" He challenged daringly.

"I don't think little brother." Sesshy walked up until they stood toe to toe. "I know I am."

"Hmm you wanna place a wager on that?"

"A challenge of my handsomeness against your less then fortunate mug. Why that wouldn't even be a contest."

Oh so big brother wanted to go there huh. "Well it's such a same that my mug is so unfortunate…but at least I look like a guy."

Oops damn he struck a nerve on that one, when Sesshomaru's left eyes twitched. "Better a woman then an obese pup with fat hips."

Inuyasha gasped ,looking down at his hips for any sighs of protrusion. "I am not fat you stupid asshole!"

"Hn, I can barely tell from the way you scoffed down that whole bag of pedigree last night." Sesshy reminded calmly folding his arms.

"Hey I was hungry alright! And what about you? What guy you know wears all of that damn perfume?"

Sesshomaru gapped at the audacity of the brat's taunt. "It's not perfume you brazen child! It's a very expensive cologne."

"Yea yea yea whatever. If you wanna smell like old cheese and hot garbage that's your choice." Inuyasha waved off the explanation bored. "Let's get back to the bet. Here's the deal. We're going to dress up into our hottest clothes and whichever one of us gets the most compliments wins."

This was going to be too easy. "And what exactly are we wagering on?"

"The… bottom…position." Inuyasha stated folding his arms.

Damn that's a big wager. But he was never one to back down from any competition. "So the loser will have to submit to the other for how long?" Sesshy asked.

"Well when you lose I get to be dominate for a week. And believe me if I win, that ass is mine!"

"Very presumptuous of you to think you'll win, since I will obviously be the victor in this contest. And if I am the winner, you'll be in for a world of hurt on that tasty little bottom of yours."

"Fine! Deal?" Inuyasha held his hand out to seal the bet tight.

Sesshomaru looked between the outreached hand and the owner of it smiling devilishly. He took a hold of the hand and shook it firmly. "Deal."

He pulled the hanyou toward him for a mouth watering kiss to finalize the deal. "Get ready to be plundered my love."

"Hn. You should be the one ready for that ass to be pounded. Because I won't show you any mercy." Inuyasha returned the kiss and hopped off ready to find some the hottest clothes he could use to knock the socks off of whoever saw him.

Just as urgently Sesshoamru walked into his closet searching for the clothes that screamed hot blooded hound. This dare was his to win.

There was a lot riding on this bet. Asses were literally on the line and neither intended to lose.

Sesshomaru was the first to complete his transformation from business stuck up demon, to the totally hot gorgeous daiyoukai. Since his skin was a moon shine pale he opted for an attire that give him a saunter glow. And black was always the way to go. He sported a long sleeved black button down shirt with the design of a silver dragon swirling around from the neckline to the hip. His legs were clad in a pair of khaki colored pants that nipped at tucked in all the right places. On his eyes were a set of wide rimmed sunglasses to hide the secret beauty behind the thin shades. He swore that if there was ever a demon that was at his hottest, it was most definitely him.

Inuyasha finally came next looking as fine as a glass of wine. There was no way in hell Sesshomaru was prepared for this.

The hanyou walked out with a slight sway in his hips wearing a pair of tight fitting dark blue jeans that made his ass look excellent. His shirt was also a button down style but he left three of the top buttons undone to give a delicious view of his well defined chest. The bright yellow shirt brought out the color of his eyes to make anyone stare at the foxy dog. He lifted a single finger, licked it and pressed it to his behind making a sizzling sound as he walked pass the stunned elder demon.

"You might wanna pick up your tongue Sesshy or you'll mess up the carpet." He purred swishing his hair as he walked out the front door.

Sesshomaru didn't think that he'd have any problems dealing with his mate in this contest but from the way he was dressed, this might prove more complicated then he thought. Still he was just as sexy as the hanyou. So with a flick of his hair he walked behind hot hanyou ready to demonstrate to the world what sexy really was.

The rules were simple. They were going to head to a few of the female fans they knew had the hots for them and to see who could seduce the woman fast enough to give them a compliment.

The first on the list was a female they met about a couple of years ago that worked in the magzine store. She was a very pretty girl that they both knew had the hots for them so she was the first to be concurred.

Luckily for them she was lending down eating a cookie and reading the latest Wrestle Mania issue.

Inuyasha nudge his brother, as if to say watch and learn. "Hey EshaNapoleon. How's it hanging babe."

The girl looked up and squealed happily. "Oh hey Inuyasha. I haven't seen you a long time man." She looked over the hanyou's shoulder then left and right. "Where's your brother?"

"I'm right here lovely lady." Sesshomaru appeared from nowhere, reached over the counter to kiss the girl's hand and smiled. "Let me say that you look exceptionally ravishing this afternoon my dear."

EshaNapoleon blushed madly. "Oh Sesshomaru you are such a tease." She giggled hiding her red face and peeking out from her hands. "You look very good yourself."

"Aww dammit!" Inuyasha cursed snapping his fingers. He was sure he would've had this one.

"Is there something wrong?" The human asked confused.

Sesshomaru shook his head. "No my dear. He's just upset because you don't have the issue he's looking for in this store." The double meaning rubbing in the hanyou's face.

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. We have some other kinds of magazines if you guys want to look around a bit."

"No perhaps another time. So until then," Sesshomaru tilted the young woman's chin up and lend in until they were nose to nose. "I look forward to seeing you again real soon." He whispered.

"I…I…" Then the poor human's eyes rolled to the back of her head and fainted. She would've hit the floor had Sesshy not caught her in his arms and placed her gently on the counter.

"Damn you are such a show off!" Inuyasha complained walking out of the store.

"I believe that is one for me and zero for you." Sesshy teased.

"Oh yea we'll see how it is with the next one."

Squatting down to water her flowers was another human that Inuyasha met a few months ago after helping Shippo find a place that grew pretty blossoms. She's been friends with the hanyou ever since then and has harbored a secret crush on the guy since they last seen each other.

The front door chimed as the signal of another customer walked into her store. She stood up placing the water bottle on the table to greet the guest. "Hello welcome to…" When she saw who the new face for today was she jumped up and down squealing joyously. "Inuyasha! Oh my goodness it's been a while!"

"Hey Brz." Inuyasha walked into the store giving the woman a very close, lingering hug. "Did you miss me babe?"

"Oh did I ever." That's when she took in the clothes the sexy man was dressed in. Her eyes nearly bulge out as she suddenly realized that her crush was holding her close and her fingers were brushed up against a very hard chest. Damn his chest was hard as stone. "Oh my... Inuyasha you look…umm…"

Inuyasha pulled the shorter person closer to his well defined pecs, making sure to let her feel the flexing muscles underneath his shirt. "What? Tell me." He lend in staring straight into her eyes, slightly tipping her backward. "What do I look like?" He purred.

"Umm…. Y-you look…hot." The word was released like sighed gasp as she looked up into his golden gaze.

Smirking confidently, Inuyasha winked at the stunned. "Thank you Brz. And you know what?"

"What?" That's when she noticed that he'd somehow maneuvered her back against the wall.

Inuyasha pulled her close to whisper low in her ear. " I think you're pretty hot too." Then he placed a slow pressed kiss to her cheek and lend back to look into her face.

"I…I…" The next thing he knew the woman fainted in his arms with a contented sigh.

Pleased with the reaction, he found a nearby chair in the corner of the store and sat her there.

"Hn. And you have the audacity to call me a showoff." Mumbled a ticked off inu lord.

Inuyasha put up the closed sign, so one would check her off duty after seeing the sexy hound. "Don't be jealous just because I have better moves then you."

"Nonsense. We still have plenty more females to tempt before this day is over."

"Lend the way."

The game was now tied one to one. Now it was time to move on to the next poor victim.

Humming a happy tune to herself the next human victim sat quietly in the park watching her aussie dog run around in the distance. Today was such a calm and peaceful one for the young woman. She didn't have a care of any kind in the world.

"Nice day today, is it not?" Said a deep voice, startling her.

Looking to her right the girl smiled and blushed at the sight of the handsome male she knew well. "Hello Sesshomaru. How have you been?"

Sesshy removed his sunglasses to gaze down at the female sitting next to him. "I'm doing very well Ardentes." Scooting closer to the woman he casually place his arm on the back of the bench giving her his trademark smile.

"Umm Sesshomaru…" She took in all of the man's body and her mouth nearly watered from the way the tight clothes were showing off his body.

"Yes what is it?" He said moving closer, lazily draping his arm around her shoulder.

Ardentes was at a loss for words. His arm was now on her shoulder and he was very very close to her body. She could feel his warmth radiating against her skin. The daiyoukai was far too close. " You're umm…" Damn what was she suppose to say?

She suddenly felt her chin tilted up to look into the most beautiful amber eyes she had ever seen. "Tell me…what is it?"

"You…uhhh you look…v-very handsome today." She whispered lost in the deep golden pools of hotness.

"Thank you." He whispered back tilting the blushing girl's chin higher. "And you my dear are simple a radiant beauty that shined down upon my darkened afternoon." His lips found a comfy space on her forehead, placing a kiss there and smiled.

"I…I…" And just as before the human girl was yet another victim of the demon lord's seduction, as she too fainted into his arms. Smirking over his shoulder at the angered hanyou, he placed the unconscious woman on the bench whistled for the dog to come over and order it to keep a close watch over her.

Inuyasha stood quietly pouting. "You got lucky you stupid jerk."

"Not luck little brother." He winked in the hanyou's direction. "Skill."

"Yea whatever. We'll see just who has skill."

Looking around the small orange café, Inuyasha found the cute young girl he'd been looking for. This one was his favorite waitress because she always gave him free hot coco, so he knew there was a sure enough interest on her part. But he hadn't been here in while so he had to play it cool. He walked inside heading for his usual table and waited for the girl to notice him.

"Hello sir how may I help you today?" The cute bubbly waitress asked the male hiding behind the menu.

"Well I'd like a special of your sexy body and that hot smile served on a plate."

The young girl gasped when she heard the voice of her crush. "Inuyasha!"

"Hey Jazz96. I've missed you." Inuyasha winked, taking a hold of the girl's hand.

"Oh Inuyasha stop it. You're embarrassing me. What if somebody sees us?" She looked around the café nervously, making sure that she wouldn't get in trouble for the sexy man's bold come-ons.

Inuyasha pulled the girl down until she was settled in his lap. "I don't care. Let them see. Then they'll know you belong to me."

Jazz looked at the way the open section of the yellow shirt gave her an ample view of some very well sculpted man cleavage. "Umm Inuyasha…I."

"Yes?

"Umm don't you think that…umm…" She looked away shyly from the sexy man's face.

He turned her head back and gave her the best puppy dog eyes he could muster. Oh how the mere sight of those golden globes turned her on. "Oh my god Inuyasha you're so damn hot!" She gushed out latching her arms around his neck.

"Thank you Jazzy." He placed his hand on her neck to hold her head in place. "I think you're pretty sexy yourself." A warm kiss was pressed on a gentle spot on her neck and the next thing he knew he had a unconscious woman laying against his chest.

Without turning around, he held a thumbs up to his brother who'd watched the entire scene from outside.

Damn now they were tied once more. This wasn't going the way the he'd hoped.

Standing in the back line waiting for her turn to be checked out was a cute young girl that was well acquainted with Sesshomaru. Ever sense she met the handsome stranger she hadn't been able to take her mind of that face since.

"You need any help with your bags?" Said the smoothest voice she ever heard next to her ear. She would've turned around completely to answer, but Mr. deep voice had grabbed her from behind and pulled her close to a…oh my that thing was huge.

"How dare you touch me like I'm some kind of a…." She was about to level the pervert with a slew of choice words until she saw who it was exactly holding her. Her heart was beating a thousand miles per hour at the sight of the gorgeous man behind her. "S-Sesshomaru." She rasped out.

"Hello Inumimi. You look lovely today." He whispered softly.

Her heart fluttered at the purr so close to her ear. "Uhh t-thank you S-Sesshomaru."

"Mmm my pleasure." The hands evolved to arms wrapping fully around her to pull closer against his hips. "Inumimi?"

"Y-y-yes?"

He turned her around to look directly in his face. "Tell me. How do I appear to you?" His forehead lain gently against her own so that they were now mere inches from lip locking.

Oh those lips of his… And that thing down there… "I-I- y-y-you look…nice."

The girl gasped when he pulled her chest to chest. The two bags in her hand were dropped to the ground as she looked into the dreamy gaze of the delicious daiyoukai holding her tightly to against his muscles.

"Just…nice?" He whispered.

Oh sweet heavens he was so Mmm. Just so fucking hot. "No, No I meant…Ummm"

"Tell me… What do you think of me?" He purred lending in so that she was breath away from being kissed.

"I…I…" No more words were said as the next victim of the inu's fainted sighing her shock. Sesshomaru looked up near the store window to give a very smug look at the glaring hanyou standing behind it.

Inuyasha flipped him off and Sesshomaru mouthed 'Whenever you want too.'

Blushing at the taunt, Inuyasha marched off incredibly pissed off. Damn now they were still tied. They needed to kick it up a notch if either of them planned to win this game.

It was now time to move on to the next set of girls that thought of them as being hot! He planned to win this bet….otherwise his ass would be on the menu for the next week!

A/N: Ohh those poor, poor woman LOL. I wonder who they'll attack in the next chappie Hehehehehe I do wonder….Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter. Who do you think is sexier? And who do you think they'll grace with their utter sexiness tomorrow? If you weren't in this one I gurantee you that you'll be in the next one LOL. Just let me know if it's ok and I'll work my magic! Stay tuned to find out the reactions. Review your thoughts.