A/N: HEY GUYSSSS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY RIGHT NOW.
So, yesterday I was on Shaw's tumblr, and wondering why Shaw had a tumblr. But I think the better question is "why am I on Shaw's tumblr?". Since I got nothing to say, I'm just sharing random stories about my routine last night, which is when I was browsing Charles and Erik fanart for a couple hours. ;)
I still own nothing. |:\
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36) Don't make up parodies of songs for the different Avengers.
Tony skipped through the Avenger House while singing something. Bruce stared at the playboy as he performed some Avenger song.
You took my life
Put it to this new place
I work here in this base
We call it S.H.I.E.L.D.
Becaaause
I am not exactly normal
I have awesome traits about me
I have an epic suit
Took some stuff and I made it in a cave
Now I work with some cool people
One who had some anger problems
One who was enhanced to be strong
And now I finally fit in
Why don't you join the Avengers, Avengers, yeah
Hey, hey hey...
"What is that you're singing?" Bruce asked, staring at Tony.
"It's a parody of 'Umbrella' by Rihanna. It's about me, of course, cuz I'm the greatest." Tony boasted, striking a pose.
"So your new obsession is making up parodies of songs for the Avengers?" Bruce gave Tony a strange look.
"Of course!" Tony announced. "Oh, there's the others!"
The other Avengers came into the room. Tony climbed up on a table and started the announcement.
"Hey everyone!" Tony shouted. "It's time for a show!"
"Are you drunk?" Steve asked.
"Maybe a little." Tony admitted. "Are you ready for this?!"
"...ugh."
Tong grabbed a hairbrush and began his show, singing a parody to the tune of "Last Friday Night".
This guy has a light in his chest
This one, you don't wanna get pissed
This girl shoots things all the time
The Captain has a shield that he loves
A demigod with a hammer
A guy shoots arrows at the wall
Leader is the eyepatch guy
Loki's been here for a while
These people are here, we all live in the tower
Aww yeah
Awesome stuff they do, it is really the best time
Damn!
So now you know
We are the Avengers
We are special in some ways
We might be crazy
But it's alright
It is the best
The best
"Okay, this is just messed up." Steve yelled, interrupting Tony and his strange drunk fun.
"Yeah, I mean, what the hell is this?" Clint put in.
"It's my awesome show!" Tony remarked. "I can be faaamous~!"
That was all he said before passing out and falling off the table.
Steve just stared before walking out of the room emotionlessly.
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LATER ON
"What do we have here?" Tony asked, picking up a paper with something written on it.
"No don't-!" Bruce started, going to grab the paper away, but the contents had been revealed.
Summer of 2012
We all joined up
We became the Avengers
The world is now safe
And sometime when people attack
We save the whole damn day
It wasn't finished, but Tony instantly knew what it was.
"You were doing it too!" Tony accused, smiling like an idiot.
"...yeah..." Bruce admitted after a few seconds.
Of course, Tony was happy about that, since writing songs about the Avengers was frickin fun.
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A/N: Heheh yeah sorry about this but...you know. I know guys, I'm not very good at writing parodies. But yeah so um yeah stuff eeehhh...
I'm really excited about the next two, the seven minutes in heaven and the truth or dare one. Also, I might have to change a rule so things will be easier.
Btw, that last parody is "The One That Got Away".
R & R please. :D