Kakarrot looked out the window for but a second then looked to her on the bed. He was and she was too. He seemed to enjoy the sunlight which was showing her to him.

She had slept in what she had that night like she was guilty of a crime. Most likely because there wasn't any sleeping that night. 'Man, she is going to be sore' he thought while looking her over with care.

Hopefully that wouldn't affect her today. He wanted some fight in her when he stepped into the ring. He was glad she didn't buy his story as he had no intention of not fighting at some point today.

She was nice and cynical of him now just like he wanted. She was also now doing things she wanted that she shouldn't, just like he wanted. 'That pure hearted woman sure hadn't acted like that last night.' He thought chuckling to himself.

His chuckling woke her. Her eyes slammed open and horror was on her face. She knew what she had done and made her want to throw up. She thought chastising herself 'Why didn't I control myself last night? And why can I still feel him in me?"

Holding back tears and vomit she asked slash stated, "Could you get out of me?"

Kakarrot sickly sweet said "Sure thing honey." He moved out of her. His finger itched his nose. "You know you talk in your sleep. I guess I'm just that good. You know we could do some more if you'd like?"

Chi-Chi humiliated and ashamed barked out "Just shut up!"

Kakarrot sarcastically asked her "Why don't you want to cuddle and chit chat?"

Chi-Chi said in a growl "Fuck off." As started to move off the bed but was halted by Kakarrot's arms grabbing hold of her as she struggled.

"How about we play a game? I'd be the dumb pure hearted husband, naïve as fuck and you'd be the sexually frustrated housewife." In some familiar hick sounding voice he said. "Oh, Cheech I don't know what this sex stuff is but if it what you want me to do. I'll give it a shot."

Chi-Chi got out of his grasp and then turned to bitch slap him which she did as hard as she could. A ribbon of crimson came from his nose. His demeanor didn't change in the least. He merely stopped trying to pull her towards himself and instead put his right hand to his face.

"Oh, how did you catch on to the fact I like it rough?"

Chi-Chi nearly screamed out "I hate you!"

Kakarrot staring directly into her eyes "Well if I remember correctly it wasn't me forcing myself on you was it? No, it was you coming over here to have some prime thick cut of meat from yours truly and I happened to deliver on that account if you can recall. How many times did I make you cum? I can't seem to remember did you keep count?"

She stared daggers at him behind her eyes was a storm of rage and furry. She raised her fist and he grabbed it.

"Save it for the Tournament honey buns. You'll need it if you want to stop me from killing all your friends." Her lips twitched as she growled with rage. She was seeing red. "You look so hot angry you know that?"

He let go of her and violent pulled away from him and quickly gathered up her things as he watched.

"You know we should get married. Like you promised me."

She growled and he laughed at her. She was soon in her gi and out of the window. He itched himself saying "Well that was fun."

There was a knock on the door. Kakarrot said "Come." Green then opened the door and saw his sort of nephew naked. He cringed, sighed and averted his eyes.

"O come on! Clothes please!"

"Right. Like you get to order me around."

Green sighed at him again "You asked me to wake you for the Tournament."

"Yeah I know. I was just hoping she was still going to be here when you came and did that."

"Sir what do you mean?"

"I mean it would have made her all the more embarrassed. The look that would have been on her face."

"Okay. Whatever you say my lord. You know we could have got better seats by the way?"

"Yeah but then they would be looking at me the entire time if we took box seats."

"My lord I must hazard a far more serious question. Why are you letting Piccolo compete and not yourself? I thought you beating her was the plan?"

"This has kept you up all night hasn't it?"

"No, just what happened to be thinking of with all the noise." He said with a chuckle.

Kakarrot smiled at that "I can't be seen as the aggressor in all of this and the way I cooked up is going to be a lot more fun. Take heart General uncle I already won this fight before it even started and by the setting of the sun the KRA black flag will be flying over the entirety of the Earth. The actors have all taken their place the stage is now set so let the play begin. No way to escape, no hope of rescue and no chance of reprieve. In short you ain't seen nothing yet.

"Pretty sure I saw everything my lord."

"Not true. I have been told a naked man has few secrets, but a fayed man has none. Not that I think I will be able to fay them, but some skull trophies do sound nice. However, I guess you're right. Time to get dressed. I got to be in my best armor for today. I will have use of it to earn my crown."


Chi-Chi started crying the moment she was sure that he wasn't following her. She hated him now. She was sure of that but now she couldn't help but hate herself. She felt lower than low. She knew who he was, but she still gave herself to him. Her first time was now with him.

He was a man who had killed and hurt so many. A snake that she had just jumped in bed with. She was hurling every insult she could think at herself.

She could barely see as she entered her hotel room or when she laid down on the floor. Last night was way too fresh. The poisonous images and feelings still everywhere. She wanted them to go away, but they didn't leave her. It was like he was in here taunting her still.

It was then that a knock came to her door with Bulma saying to her "They Cheech its Tournament time girlfriend. Time to show that asshole up."

Then something came to haunt her. She wondered what her friends would say of her. Would they shun her?

Hate flooded her mind as she thought of him. She let him in, and he took everything. She had to kill him one part of her thought.

Hurriedly she fixed herself up. She splashed some cold water on her face in the bathroom. To get rid of the tears. She got on her gi the non-weighted kind, after all there was no need to training today. She knew she needed to tell her friends, but she didn't know how, maybe she'd tell them after the Tournament.

Chi-Chi came out of room expected them to know the moment they saw her. Breakfast was awkward to say the least. Everyone else was talkative but Chi-Chi wasn't.

Krillin kept trying to talk to her but she was giving single word answers. It was good that they weren't noticing except for Tien. He was the only one that seemed to notice her look of guilt. Chi-Chi realized this and tried to avoid eye contact, but she could feel his stares.

She desperately wanted to scream out to them but couldn't. She couldn't imagine what would be worse, whether they ostracized her or pitied her. Both were terrifying prospects, and both made her feel ill.

But in this waiting for Tien to finally come over and say something to her was interrupted when Yamcha went over to Tien and asked "Tien, Chiaotzu is going to make it so none of us are going to have to fight each other until the actual Tournament right?"

"Yeah that's the plan. Along with that Green guy and Kakarrot."

Chi-Chi felt the need to interject. She knew he wouldn't be competing, but they would ask how she knew that fact. She knew his words weren't the whole truth, however, he was planning something by him being him. But after that exchange the pressure that she was getting from Tien seized and she felt she could now breathe.

The prison sentence that was breakfast concluded and they flew over to the Tournament. While flying Tien came over to her close and asked her "Is this about the guy that looks like Piccolo?"

Chi-Chi sighed in relief. Tien didn't know about last night. She said to him "Kami told me about him. He's King Piccolo reincarnation." He gasped. "Kakarrot found him and has been training him since. I think he came here for revenge, over me killing his father."

"Great more people here now to kill us all."

Chi-Chi nodded at that "Yeah terrific I know."


Her heart dropped when she saw what was wanting for them at the entrance. It was Kakarrot, Piccolo and the allies. He winked at her. She was sure he was going to blurt something out at them but instead he went to Tien and said to him in his snide way "Just remember all will be forgiven brother if you rejoin me. I'll even let you keep your new family."

She looked at his goons as they left. She had heard of Kami talk about it wearily. The men in the armor. She really couldn't sense any power from them, but she guessed that didn't matter. Their armor looked more like his. They were different from the typical soldier. Their full body armor then proved itself as it allowed them to fly after their cruel master. They were like something out of a science fiction novel with their gold visors and futuristic space armor.

Kami said that the Royal's now had the same thing. She guessed that meant there would be a more people flying around here with access to powers. Yamcha growled.

"The nerve of that guy."

Krillin shook his head and said, "He's just trying to scare us."

Launch shouted out loud enough so he could hear "What an asshole!"

Tien whispered to himself which Chi-Chi heard "I once called him brother."

Chi-Chi then looked to see the grinning face of Piccolo. He must have known. He was after all at the same hotel. It must have been such a wonderful moment for someone that must have hated her so much. Win or lose last night was going to be hard to live down.

She thought to herself 'I can't see this day getting any worse.'


Kakarrot took his seat and Green his seat next to him. Around them were the guards in their power armor.

"It's quite strange to be here again. It's been far too long."

Kakarrot chuckled at him "The blue on your face when I turned."

"Hey, you're an unstoppable killing machine my lord. There was no way you weren't killing me."

"True uncle but that doesn't mean you had to be a baby about it. "

"Hey Gero, was just as scared as I was."

"Well he had no need to be. I would never kill my grandpa. I don't care what blood rage I was under. Besides I've got control now of that form."

"You know my lord still haven't told me the plan."

"Oh, ye hath little faith."

"I'm your general and your uncle, I think I can expect a straight answer without the run around my lord."

"Fine when Chi-Chi takes the stage against our demon all will be revealed. The world will then be ours and we can take a breather before we begin galactic conquest. Now just sit back. It's going to be a long day after all."

Bulma and the others were soon taking their seats. Bulma and Launch giving the evil eye to Kakarrot, while Oolong just cowered. Once they got settled, they began to chat amongst themselves well aware of the douche above them.

Launch asked Bulma snidely "You think you husband is even going to make it past the first round?"

"Hey, he just ran into some bad luck. Roshi and Chi-Chi were both going places. I'm sure this time he will make it a lot farther."

Launch said with money signs in her eyes "This time my Tien is taking home the gold and I'll be able to buy one of those mansions and the finest of whiskeys." Kunlun giggled at his mother's happiness. "See even the poop factory agrees with me."

Bulma grumbled at her "Yeah from a biased source."

Launch getting anger asked, "What was that?"

"I said 'fake news'."

They angrily stared at one another as the others slowly moved away from them and Kunlun got really silent.

Kakarrot above them said "Now that's a fight I would pay to see."

His words reached down and the two turned back to him. The two then at the same time said "Asshole" and that seemed to calm them down.


The Preliminaries soon began with Chiaotzu from behind the walls making it so none of them had to fight each other. The fights went as easy as the first two times. Sure, they sometimes looked imposing but ninety nine percent of them didn't know ki or could even follow her moves.

She didn't even need to pay attention to her opponents she was too focused on the real competitors. Piccolo's offspring seemed just as bored with his opponent's. He was cleaving through them like a hot knife through butter. Taking time to give her a stare each chance he got.

Then there was the werido known as Hero that seemed too kept accidentally winning his matches. The man was thin as a rail. Normal looking with an odd sense of fashion and facial hair. He acted nice but she kept feeling something familiar from him.

And then there was mystery woman. A black haired, blue eyed woman wearing a black t-shirt with the handled trident on it. She looked constantly angry giving Chi-Chi a dirt looks each chance she got. She seemed to have a grudge with Cheech not that she knew who she was.

The preliminaries then ended with who Chi-Chi had expected to win, winning. They were led out to the main hall were the Announcer was waiting for them. He seemed a little older with some grey's slipping into his blonde hair.

"Oh, the familiar faces. Well it looks like half of you are returning contestant. But for the new faces basically the same rules of no weapons and no shots to the groin are the same except there is no time limit. Also do not take forever. We have cheap crap we need to sell and no swearing this is a family blood bath. Thank you very much.

One of the contestants said, "All about the kids." He said with his barrel tone deaf voice which seemed made to sell things to stupid people.

"Right? So here how this will go. I call your name you gave to the staff you pick a number ball from that box with the hole in it and that will decide the order that you'll go in and your opponent. Alright that simple enough? Now Mr. Satan?"

"Oh Yeah! That's me baby!" He said as loudly as possible to everyone's annoyance.

He ran up almost flexing his muscles as he did so. He was admittedly a strong looking man for normal standards, but his Ki was almost non-existent. He had black hair and blue eyes and a mustache that he apparently put a lot of work into. He gave an oily impression to her like he was a used car salesman. He was probably completely untrustworthy.

He took out a ball it said six. He looked over to her and winked at her and for the millionth time today she felt like vomiting. He came over to her and trying to be smooth came over to her and said, "Maybe you'll be number five baby."

She really felt like cracking his skull, but way more important shit was going on and she couldn't see the upside on man-slaughtering this guy.

"Chi-Chi." She came forward feeling his eyes on her ass almost hoping it would come out five so she could legally break every single bone in this assholes body. She wanted one thing to go right today but instead it came out one.

"Hero." The faking old man came up in his bumbling way and pulled out eight. Chi-Chi knew she had sensed this aura before she just couldn't put her finger on it.

"Yamcha." He took out four. He seemed relieved that it wasn't two.

"Prince." Piccolo came up he took out a ball that said five. Chi-Chi couldn't help but be happy maybe Piccolo will horribly humiliate him she thought.

"Handled Trident. Really? That's kind of a mouth full you know, that right?" The angry woman came forward pushing the Announcer out of the way. She took out a ball which said two on it. She looked rather pleased with this outcome as she looked at Chi-Chi like she was planning on disemboweling her. Clearly this was personal or something with this woman.

"Krillin." He came forward pick out a ball that said seven on it. He was grinning probably thinking that his fight was going to be easy, but Chi-Chi knew the truth Hero was not who he seemed to be.

"And I guess that makes Tien number three. Well follow me out to see the crowd."

They all followed him out the crowds cheered as they made their appearance. Chi-Chi's eyes found Kakarrot's quickly. He made her sick but at least if she beat Piccolo again whatever plan he had cooking would be foiled and she would have stopped him again. They got in line.

Announcer shouting into his microphone said "Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the Twenty Third World Martial Arts Tournament. We have eight of the finest martial arts the world has to offer here including the returning champ Chi-Chi literal royalty as she is the Queen of the Ox Nation. Now the first round will go as follows. Chi-Chi versus Handled Trident. Tien versus Yamcha. Prince versus Mr. Satan and Finally Krillin versus Hero. Call me crazy but I got a feeling a lot is on the line and this is going to be one off the walls Tournament. So, don't touch that remote, don't blink and don't you move off your chair because the World Martial Arts Tournament is beginning and you're not going to want to miss a thing."


Kakarrot's just pure scum isn't he.