I do not own One Piece. Eiichiro Oda does.
to a beat How many ques-tions can you an-swer? Five. Twelve. Seven. Shuddup.
This time, we've got two special guests with us: their names are Ruzo Dony Usacho (or just Usacho) and Arthur Gracey. C'mon out, guys!
Two odd-looking characters come out. One is somewhat lanky, is wearing a blue vest and red jean shorts, and has hair like Luffy's (except it's green) and odd hands and feet shaped like cloven hooves (like Chopper's extremities). This is Usacho. The other character is really creepy-looking! He has messy black hair, completely black eyes (no pupils or anything, kinda like a shark's eyes) with navy-blue rings underneath, sharp teeth and a long pointed tongue (when he opens his mouth, of course), a Gorillaz-style nose, and pale skin, and is wearing a gray shirt and black jeans. This is Arthur. Following him is his pet, Vir, a red, 4-foot-long, snake-like creature with a large, blood-covered tooth/beak!
Usacho: with a goofy grin on his face Yep?
Arthur: not looking happy at all Let's get this over with.
Usopp, Chopper, and Nami get scared
OK, OK. Just move on to Malchior's questions.
(Malchior's ship slowly sail by as the smoke escape the open windows and doors. Malchior walk on the his deck coughing like crazy)
Arthur: grins Nice ship.
Usopp: Whoa! What's going on over there?
Malchior: Jessie, why did you keep your eyes on the time. (He cough as he lean over rail)
Sanji: perks up Jessie? There's a lady over there!?
(Without warning, a long, blound woman, with haze eyes came right behind Malchior)
Jessie: It's not my fault. (She pull out a steel bo) It's your fault for not getting me a clock, Draco.
Sanji: hearts in eyes WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
MG: holds Sanji back Easy, Romeo. turns back to Malchior's ship, gets nervous Uh, DRACOOOOOO!
(then he turn his head and mutter)
Draco: ...D---...
(she slam her staff into his body, making him fly off the ship and hitting the mass of the Thousand Sunny.)
All except Arthur and Robin: WHOA!
Robin: Oh my.
Malchior: Oro...(was the only thing he said as he lay there. A few second later, he slowly got up and rubbed the back of his head as he mutter) I never going to win that battle.
Arthur: ...Hmm...
MG: turns to Arthur What're you thinkin' about?
Arthur: glares at MG, his eyes glowing red That's not your business, now IS it?
MG: glares back I don't care. I created you.
Malchior: (He turn around and weakly smile at the crew) Hey...umm...sorry about that...Just having a disagreement with my SO-CALLED CHEF. (Without warn a burned chickren hit him in the head) HEY! DON'T WASTE FOOD! (He roared at Jessie who give him an evil stare which made Malchior sigh and mutter) Why do I have a feeling I'm going to be sleeping in the crownest.
MG: ...Geez...
Arthur glares at Jessie
Luffy: ...Could I have that chicken?
Everyone but Robin and Arthur falls over in surprise. Robin just laughs and Arthur passes a hand over his shark-like eyes. Luffy starts to eat the burnt chicken, but stops and spits it out.
Luffy: BLEAH! That tasted awful! gets kicked over the head by Sanji
Sanji: Don't be rude to a lady.
Malchior: (He rubbed his temple and look at the crew) Do anyone know anyone as bad as that woman? (he ask...
All shake their heads
Malchior: ...as a black shoe hit him in the back.) Stop throwing things at me or your sleeping with Jack
MG: Jack?
Jack: YAY! (said a red parrot who fly over to Robin and landed on her shoulder, rubbing against her cheek)
Robin chuckles
MG: laughing Oh-ho! Jack! Right.
Luffy: OOH-HOO! A talking parrot! Cool!
Malchior: Oi! Prevy bird. (he mutter as he walk over to Robin and grab Jack.) Sorry about that. (sigh as he put the bird on his shoulder) Anyways, to answer your question, Ms. Robin, it's not what. It's who. He is a god of the sea and storms.
Robin: Ah, I see.
Malchior: (turn to Sanji) So it's not dirty, you sick ero-cook.
Sanji: stress mark
Malchior: Here, (hand Robin an old a book that talking about Japanese myths and bow slightly) I thought you would like this.
Robin: smiles Arigato, Malchior-san.
Malchior: (walk over to Nami and smile) Oh...I wasn't ask you to do anything perverted. Just wanted to know how much it will take you to go out with that baka. (point at Sanji with a chuckle)
Sanji: OI! Who are you calling baka-- stops, face softens Wait, go out with--?
MG: grin You heard the man. He wants Nami to go out with YOU.
Sanji: hearts in eyes SHIAWASE!
Malchior: (he then move to Chopper and smile some as he look at Chopper, then without warn a small pot was throw toward him, which she caught it) Well, atless she being useful (he mutter as he hold a mini sakura tree) Do you want it, lil guy.
Chopper: taken by surprise ...What? Really? I can have it?
Usacho: That's what he said, little fella.
Chopper: smiles Arigato, Malchior!
Malchior: (He smile some as he got up and look at Usopp) Sorry about before. I couldn't help myself. (he then bow and slowly walk away, but he stop as he turn his head) Tell your friend, Sogeking, that I have his mask. (he said as he smirk, holding the broking mask in his right hand and throw it to his ship...
Usopp: O-OI! YOU GIMME THAT BACK!
Malchior: ...only to watch it hit his face)JESSIE. STOP THROWING THINGS!
Usopp: Um... to Jessie THANKS! to himself I think...
Malchior: (rub his forehead as he mumbles under his breath and look at Sanji)Hey, can you do me a favor and teach someone the basical in your art? (he ask as he point at Jessie on other ship, who throw another shoe at Malchior, but he duck, making it hit Sanji's face)
Sanji: Ita... shoe falls off, revealing Sanji's visible eye has become heart-shaped I WILL TEACH HER EVERYTHING I KNOW! rushes over to the other ship JESSIE-CHWAAAN!
Usacho and Arthur: sweatdrop
MG: annoyed sigh Yep, that's Sanji.
Malchior: Oi...tell me why she's on my crew.
Jack: (Jack just chuckle) Because you love her.
Usacho: eyes light up, gives Malchior a sly look Oh, really...? nudges him
MG: Aw, shut yer trap, Usacho. Leave the man alone.
Malchior: (Malchior roll his eyes) You're really making me want to cook you. (he then walk over to Zoro and look at him) Now for your question. (glance at his swords) I would like some tips for finding a great katana to join Ranshin. (he said as he put his hand on a flaming red scabbard, with sheath a silvery-red blade with a flaming red wrapped hilt)
Zoro: impressed look Hmm... H---, I don't know. Try looking in places that sell swords, I guess.
Malchior: Well time to face the music. (he mutter as he slowly turn) Thanks for having me here. (he then jump off the ship to other ship, leaving Jack behind, who fly over to Nami)
Jack: Hey beautiful. Need some help counting money? (he ask as he landed and rubbed against her cheek.)
Nami: laughs nervously Uh, no thanks. I can do it myself.
Arthur: snatches Jack, looks in the direction Malchior went HEY, MALCHIOR! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING! tosses Jack like a football in that direction
MG: sweatdrop You know better than that!