Dear Twilight,

by Fanfiction Love 2006

A series of letters to Twilight from fans of Harry Potter. Feel free to review your own for input. Spin off from my "Sincerely, The Readers and Writers of Fanfiction." Rated for possible language and concepts. Let's be open minded haters, shall we?

36. Letter 36

3/18/11

Dear Twilight,

What's the scariest thing you can throw at us? An army of trained vampire hunters who enjoy muggle blood? Ha!

Have you ever read a rated M Tom/VoldemortxHarry romance fanfiction? A lot of us have. Let me tell you, there's little that scares us anymore.

Then again, there is that one fanfiction between Dobby and Dumbledore that even the strongest of readers get freaked.

Try that shoe on for size, blood suckers.

You Wish You Had Our Love,

The writers of the best category of fanfiction out there.