Lord of the Phones

by Gigigue

Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.

39. Frodo's Hairdo

A/N: Hey! I can't believe today is the last Sunday of Advent! I'm freaking out! Anyway. Today's first scene is back with Sam & Frodo. Enjoy!

Scene 39

(Sam, Frodo, Faramir, and the Surfer Dudes arrive at Osgiliath, which has been overrun by orcs.)

Surfer Dude: Dude, the orcs have, like, taken the eastern shore, and by night, like all the good surfing places will be overrun.

(Frodo stumbles and seems to be affected by something.)

Sam: Frodo?

Frodo: He's calling me. The eye is almost on me. Maybe he noticed my new hairdo.

Sam: Hold on Frodo, it'll be alright.

Faramir: Take them to my father. Tell them Faramir sends a really powerful present. (Surfer dudes take them away.)

(Frodo starts going into a trance.)

Frodo: They're here. They've come. It's time to party.

(Faramir looks at Frodo.)

Surfer Dude: OMGosh, it's, like, Black Bikers dude!

(Black Biker rides around the place. Frodo looks at him. Faramir drags them all under cover.)

Faramir: Stay here. Or else you're gonna have to have a spanking.

A/N: Next chapter, coming right up.