HK: Okay, I'm back, and to celebrate this I'm gonna post two chappies of this today too! Because I love you!
Hiei: AKA she feels really guilty about her NEVER updating.
HK: ... oh go eat your katana.
Hiei: Are we ever going to move the plot along in this thing?
HK: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT! Loves to Charmane for the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: Kurama and Hiei: (wearing pretty shiny fairy dresses) ...
Hiei: HK will die for this...
Kurama: Technically, it's not her fault... oh yes, and she doesn't own YYH or Harry Potter.

Dinner ended surprisingly peacefully, with no more interruptions than a brief scuffle involving Yusuke, Kuwabara, Jin, and a small chocolate pudding. The usual. After, the Gryffindors, being MOSTLY sane, booked it up to their common room, because Hana had eaten more ice cream than Suzuka, who had an ice cream fetish, and was, therefore, extremely hyper. Given how she was normally, she was no longer always in the visible spectrum. Youko dodged under half a table (produced from nowhere, of course), and sighed.
"Why is it always me?" About ten feet away, behind a VERY BIG barrier, Shishi poked his head up and rolled his eyes.
"Because you said you could calm her down?" Hiei popped his head up beside Shishi's.
"Or maybe because you said she'd listen to you?" Draco wisely kept his head down, his back pressed against the tentative barricade.
"Because we're not crazy enough to go out there." Youko gave them a flat look, then ducked underneath the spinning vampire as she launched herself through the air, giggling like a maniac.
"Great... okay, I give up. HANA!" There was a pop, and the hybrid was standing in front of him, rocking back and forth on her heels, grinning like a maniac.
"Yeees?" Youko gave her an even flatter look than the one he gave the others.
"If you don't calm down RIGHT NOW, Draco'll NEVER let you drink his blood!" Hana gasped, holding her hands up to her face in exaggerated shock, staring at Youko with huge eyes. Shishi and Hiei turned to Draco, who had buried his head in his hands.
"Whoever said I was going to anyways?!" Hiei blinked, an idea occurring to him.
"And why would she want to? Hana doesn't like human blood." There was a blurring in the air and Hana was standing behind him instead, looking at him earnestly with her huge, shiny eyes.
"But it ISN'T human! And it smells so taaaasty..." Shishi snorted, ignoring the surprise of the other two boys, and rolled his eyes.
"Plus Hana's always wanted to please the people she cares about. Tells you something about the Makai because sex is the best thing she can think of." Draco gave him a strange look, and Hiei appeared to realise something.
"Where is Hana going to sleep tonight? Apparently her own bed isn't an option..." Hana nodded rapidly, her head momentarily becoming a purple and blue blur, until Shishi stuck out a han and stopped it.
"Can it, I'm getting seasick." Youko gave him a strange look.
"Is that even possible on land?" Shishi folded his arms, returning the strange look with a flat one of his own.
"Evidently. Now, where is Hana gonna sleep?" Youko grinned.
"She can sleep with us!" Karasu mysteriously popped up from behind a comfy chair, mysteriously because he had PREVIOUSLY been with the Gryffindors, and grinned.
"Always room for one more!" Hiei smacked himself in the forehead.
"Why don't you share a bed with SHISHI?!" Shishi snickered, obviously feeling better.
"Because I wouldn't object. That's much less fun!" Draco frowned, raising a hand.
"Just thought should point out that we should decide this soon, because we're going to have to get up early tomorrow for that flying lesson."Hana shrugged, grinning.
"I can sleep with Dracky-chan!" Karasu raised an eyebrow, not particularly bothered about being deprived of one partner.
"I doubt there'll be much sleeping then." Draco blushed, and shook his head.
"I don't think that's a good idea, Hana..." Youko snickered.
"Yeah, he has to have the energy to teach us to fly in the morning!" Hiei rolled his eyes.
"Do you really think he'll have to teach Jin much?" Shishi folded his arms.
"There's more of us than just the leprechaun." Hana pouted, then shrugged.
"Kay-kay! Come on, Karasu-chan, we can go sleep with Kurama again!" Hiei opened his mouth as though to protest, then, catching the look Youko was giving him, gave up. Which was probably a good thing, because the now widely grinning pair had already gone. He sighed.
"I suppose we should also go to bed then." Youko feigned surprise as they started to head up the stairs.
"I never thought you'd be so enthusiastic, Hiei! Are you finally giving up?" The rather obscene reply was cut off by the slam of the dormitory door.

Shishi: Well doesn't that look ominous...
Youko: Calm down, it's our last time down here! So far, replacing us will be-
Shishi: And you accused me of hogging the camera.
Youko: Yeah, well, it's MY TURN. Replacing us will be: Kuwabara, Lord Voldemort, and Duo. I'm stil not completely sure where Duo came from, but since HK is a Duo-otaku...
Shishi: And I STILL think that word doesn't mean what she thinks it means...
Youko: Give her a break, she even looked it up this time!
Shishi: Yeah, yeah... anyway, leave a review, cause I'm out of here...
Youko: Bet you a dollar HK's gonna keep you up top.
Shishi: Being up top isn't so bad, I don't have to work!