WARNING: This one-shot contains a lot of language. I mean A LOT. So be warned.
When she gets embarrassed, embarrass yourself so she won't feel alone
Okay, okay, deep breath, Boomer, deep breath. It's just a test, just a test…just a 100 point final….that's it, no biggie…aw, shit, who is he kidding? Why didn't he fucking study? Shhhhhit.
"Alright class, you have the rest of the period to finish the test, no talking. If I find you on your phone, it's an automatic zero," the teacher announces, taking a comfortable seat at her desk as the clock begins to click away.
Alright, Boomer, alright… Well, first write your name, that part should be easy, the date, got it. Alright, let's do this shit.
Okay… Vous _ _ dans le weekend passé.
…What the fuck does that mean?
Okay, weekend…got it…passé? OH! Last weekend! YES! Okay, so avoir and another verb. Shit, what's the vous form of avoir? Shit, shit, shit, fuckidy fuck….
OH! GOT IT! Vous avez dansé dans le weekend passé. YES! That is the shit he likes to see! Yeah!
'I'd like to be, anything you want. Hey, girl, let me talk to you'
Okay, that's not normal during a test, is it? No, Boomer's pretty sure it isn't. Glancing around the room, he notices Bubbles sinking into her seat with a red face as the music gets louder.
'If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go. Keep you on my arm, girl, you'd never be alone. I can be a gentleman, anything you want. If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go. I'd never let you go'
Shit, the teacher's getting up. Oh shit, if she find's out it's Bubbles' ring tone she's going to get a zero….and it's pretty obvious it's Bubbles' phone.
But seriously, why'd she have to pick Justin Bieber? A few kids chuckle at the song choice and Bubbles only sinks further into her seat. The teacher notices and starts heading over to her desk.
Aw fuck.
This is it. Should he? Should he not? Whatever, he's already signed up for summer school anyway.
"Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't. I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe. I don't never wanna fight yeah, you already know. I am 'ma a make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow. Burr! Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the — world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie!" while singing the lyrics, Boomer is surprised to find he knows more of them then he thought he did… He's not if he's happy about this information or not….
Damn it.
The teacher is still staring at Bubbles, damn… He has to sing louder.
Fuck his life.
"I'D LIKE TO BE ANYTHING YOU WANT! HEY, GIRL, LET ME TALK TO YOU! IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND, I'D NEVER LET YOU GO!" by this point, Boomer has stood up on top of his desk and started dancing along to the song. "KEEP YOU ON MY ARM, GIRL, YOU'D NEVER BE ALONE! I CAN BE A GENTLEMEN, ANYTHING YOU WANT! IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND, I'D NEVER LET YOU GO! I'D NEVER LET YOU GO!"
"BOOMER! Get down from that desk immediately!"
"NA NA NA, NA NA NA, NA NA NA, yeah, GIRL!"
"Get down before I call security," the teacher warns, impatiently tapping her foot.
"NA-oh shit. Okay," Boomer mumbles, hopping of the desk. The teacher now thoroughly distracted, Bubbles has the time to quickly turn off her phone. Sighing, the teacher looks around the room in distaste.
"Who ever had that phone is very lucky I didn't find it," she states, glaring directly at Bubbles. Bubbles tried to ignore her gaze and focuses back on her test.
"As for you, Boomer…"
"Yup?"
"You have a zero on this test and must attend summer school with summer detention."
"Figured," he mutters, shoving his hands in his pockets.
"Wait here while a call the detention center to let them know you're going," the teacher commands. Boomer shrugs, looking around the room disinterestedly. Well, fuck. He didn't think about summer detention, that's going to be a fucking pain in the ass. Sighing, he silently looks towards Bubbles. Why did he help her anyway? Was it even worth it?
"Alright, Boomer, to the detention center. I trust you know where it is."
"Yeah, yeah," Boomer answers, waving the discussion off. Suddenly, Bubbles looks up from her test to meet his gaze, she smiles gratefully before mouthing 'if I was your girlfriend.' He smiles, mouthing 'I'll call you' with his fingers in a phone shape by his ears. She smiles again, biting her lip as twirls a strand of her hair around her finger.
…so fucking worth it.
"Boomer!"
"Huh, oh yeah! Leaving!"
I'm not sure how good that was, but I liked it...so... Yeah. Not sure about the ending though, but yeah. Hope you liked it!
I don't own the Powerpuff Girls or the song 'If I was your Boyfriend' by: Justin Bieber
NEXT: When she laughs, stare into her eyes and smile, "I love you" ~REDS
CHAPTER COUNTDOWN: 3 chapters left! AH!
I love you.
a lot.
yesh.
