Disclaimer: I do not own Kiba nor Shino, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. I also don't own Etsuko she belongs to you know. That one girl. I only own Rei!

~*~*~Baking a Cake~*~*~

Eggs, sugar, flour, baking soda and powder, bananas and chocolate chips all aligned across the counter as four very "experienced" ninja's tried to bake a cake. Now, only two really knew what they were doing while two were clueless as to why there needed to be so much ingredients for a simple cake. It was to eat, not advanced chemistry!

"Put in a cup of glour," instructed the Miharu.

"Tch, I can do that,"

Apparently, Kiba couldn't as he grabbed the entire bag and dumped half of it into the bowl.

"THAT'S TOO FUCKIN' MUCH, INUZUKA!"

"Why does it matter?"

"If you don't put in the right amount it will either be too soft or too hard,"

Shino looked at the ingredients before he grabbed his own bowl and went ahead to put in the chocolates.

"No! Chocolates last Shino!"

"Fuck, these two are hopeless," Etsuko let out an exasperated sigh as she instructed Shino to crack six eggs, following her routine.

Crack, Splat

"See, you can do it!"

"I bet you our cake is going to kick your cake's ass," Kiba challenged.

"You are so on!"

"Woah, Woah, hold on a minutes don't we get a say in this?"

Rei had intervened between the two, this eternal rivalry of theirs was going to kill her one day.

"Afraid?"

Everyone's heads spun toward the Aburame, did he just challenge someone? Now the brunette didn't take it too fondly so…,

"You're so on!"

"Alright, Shino you do everything as I say and we can beat those mother fuckers,"

"Now Kiba, you do everything as I say and we can beat the two stooges over there,"

Both females took charge of the situation, they hated to lose but with males as clueless in the kitchen as they were in skating, they had a very off chance of getting a finished product.

"Gently crack the egg, like so,"

Rei pounded the egg gently on the rim of the bowl, used both hands to pull the shell apart just as the yellow and clear mass escaped into the bowl filled with sugar.

"I can do this, step aside woman!"

Kiba, the ever gentle moron, bit his tongue as he tried to follow her instructions correctly. In the end it got a small piece of shell which his girlfriend fished out with a fork.

"Not bad… Could be better,"

Now off to the side we had a Takeda and a fast learning Aburame.

"Alright bitch, pour in a cup of flour,"

Shino nodded grabbing a measuring cup and pouring the powdery substance until it was the right amount.

"Good job!"

The boy smirked as he went on to do the next required step, putting the flour in the bowl, he couldn't mess that up. However, he did, he had lifted the cup a bit high, and dumping it in a massive cloud erupted, spewing its contents on the two brunettes'.

"SHINO!" squealed Etsuko as she examined herself.

"Sorry…"

"Sorry doesn't fix the fact that we might lose!"

Kiba looked over at the couple, the scene caused the male to roar out in laughter, and they looked hilarious covered in flour.

"What are you laughing at Inuzuka!"

The Takeda reached for the bag of flour throwing its contents at the wolfish boy. Seeing that one of his special skills was moving fast, he managed to move out if the way just in time, however his girlfriend wasn't so lucky.

"HEY! THAT'S SABOTAGE!"

Shino snickered as Etsuko laughed her head off, the ambassador fumed with anger as she grabbed some eggs and cracked them over her friend's heads.

"How do you like me now?"

Shino bit his lip, calming himself before anything else could happen, "BITCH!"

The potty mouth grabbed her bowl of batter and

SPLAT!

Now two brunettes were covered in the sweet cake mix.

A fight was ensued, where Rei shoved Shino's head into their cake mix, Etsuko splattered creamed banana's on the Miharu's head, Kiba poured milk all over the Takeda and Shino threw eggs at the Inuzuka.

By the end of this mini war, we are left with four messed jounin's, who simply stare at one another in disbelieving looks.

"We didn't even finish the cakes…" pouted the ambassador; she was so looking forward to it.

"Fuck my life,"

"You look good enough to eat," added the Inuzuka, inching his way over to the blushing brunette and licked a bit of batter from her cheek.

"That would have made a good cake,"

Shino however, rolled his eyes, how did he get caught in this. I guess he forgot that he challenged the sugar loving Rei, typical.

Etsuko looked over at Shino before removing his glasses and dumping them in the left over batter.

"Shit, take those off once in awhile…"

The Aburame was about to protest until he was tackled to the ground by the brunette, who was kissing his face all over. Now panning upward we see two very disturbed jounin.

"Should we leave?" questioned the sugar obsessed girl.

"No, this is our apartment not theirs!"

"But they're like making out in our kitchen…,"

"Tch, let's join in then!"

"I AM NOT KISSING SHINO OR ETSUKO!"

"I meant with me moron…" Kiba snickered and brought her in for a very long kiss.

They were now in the midst of a new competition, who can make out the longest. Yeah, they need to come up with better ideas for their contests.

Let's leave the four to do their doings.

…..

Mother of pearl! I think I missed some ingredients!