A/N: Okay, yes, I know this chapter is incredibly short but it seemed like the best point to break it off.

I didn't want Esme to find out everything when the camera's are still rolling. I plan on going back to the funniest moments and having the rest of them relive them with Esme in the next chapter and then let Esme tell them about her experience in the chapter after that. If anyone has any suggestions for their favorite moments let me know and I will try to add it in.

Okay, well again I still don't own anything. Except Jazz, well we found a stray dog and his tag said Jazz, after an afternoon of calls and driving around we think he was dumped. So I guess now I own Jazz.

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EsPOV

We arrived at the house, it felt amazing to be home. To be with my family again; to know that in a few hours the camera's would be gone and we could be ourselves again. I had to remember to use a human speed again as we walked up to the house. Alice came flying out of the house in her cheerleading uniform. I couldn't help but laugh.

"Mom!" She exclaimed wrapping her arms around me. "Bella wouldn't wear hers." She snorted as she stepped back to let me see her in her uniform.

"Your lucky I wore it at all." Bella snapped at her as she ran up to give me a hug. "Mommy!" Emmett yelled running up to me he picked me up and flung his arms around me. Thankfully I was indestructible, otherwise he would have crushed me.

"Okay Em, you have to share." Rose said slapping his shoulder. He let me down and I gave Rose a hug.

"So, you two are married now?" I asked, they both looked ashamed like they should have told me sooner. Wow, are they going for the Oscar?

"We knew it would happen eventually." I smiled as Carlisle wrapped his arm around me. "Your father was explaining to me you went to marriage counseling, I think we need to continue that rule." I winked holding back a laugh as the two of them groaned.

"We missed you." Edward sighed as he hugged me.

"I'm sorry." Jasper whispered quietly. Was it because of the incident with Theresa, or sending in the tape in the first place? There was no way for any of them to know how things would work out. Well maybe Alice, but I can't expect her to know everything either. In the end I was glad that I had the opportunity. Maybe I could still help those kids. I ignored Jaspers apology and gave him a hug.

"Don't." I whispered. "Everything happens for a reason." I winked.

My favorite granddaughter was next. I could have sworn she had grown in the past two weeks. How would we pass this off when the camera's came back in two more weeks?

"Oh," I paused looking at the wolf behind her.

"We decided to let Scruffy stay in the house." Carlisle explained to me.

"Oh, Scruffy." I bent down and patted him on the head. Why had Jake changed and why did we call him Scruffy? What the hell happened while I was gone?

"So, tell me what happened while I was gone?" I asked, the things we can say in front of the camera I silently thought to myself.

"Well, Theresa thought I wanted to have a baby." Nessie laughed. "So she gave me this doll that I had to feed and change and everything." What had made her think that Nessie wanted a baby? I would have to find out later.

"But then Bella" She shot her mother an evil glare. "She threw it and broke it into a million pieces."

"Why?" I asked. "Well in the abstinence meeting thingy Theresa made us do, she thought Bella wanted kids so she took Kadidu from me and gave it to her." I nodded trying not to break out in laughter. My 'kids' in abstinence class? I couldn't wait for these camera's to leave.

"Okay, Anything else?" I asked probably not wanting to know.

"The bitch took my car." Rose snapped

"Rosalie, don't use that kind of language." As much as I hated Theresa it didn't seem right for her to call her a bitch on TV.

"She took my Jeep." Emmett cried. "And she made Rose and I ride the bus."

"But we got kicked off for PDA?"

"PDA?" I asked.

"Public Display of Affection." Rose laughed. "God mom, you don't have to act so old."

Why am I not surprised. Wait, my daughter in her ninety's just called me old.

I was scared to ask anything else. Thankfully it was around what humans would consider super time so I used the excuse that we were all tired and hungry and asked if anything else was needed of us right now.

The cameraman assured me they had enough footage and set up a time for them to return for a day in two weeks.

We watched as the camera crew drove away.

I turned back to face my family, "Now what really happened?"