How You Doing Insane Gang!

It has been months since I updated the Collection but I have been busy with Road to Victory as you guys probably know and other one-shots. The new season of Race to the Edge has inspired me again.

SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE NEW SEASON OF RTTE!

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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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The gang was getting breakfast in the morning at the clubhouse. Snotlout had an ice bag held to his jaw.

"What happened to you Snotlout?" Astrid asked.

He grumbled something ineligible and she was just going to shrug and let it go but then the twins butted in the conversation.

"We can tell you what happened to him." Tuffnut said.

The others gathered around the twins.

"Uh guys I don't think this is a good idea..." Hiccup trailed off.

Astrid elbowed him lightly. "Come on Hiccup, its probably funny and that is one big bruise on there."

"Oh don't forget he also lost some teeth." Ruffnut added.

Astrid raised her eyebrows at this amused. "Really, now you have to tell us."

Fishlegs checked out Snotlout. "Wow, he's lucky he didn't break his jaw, whatever did this is strong."

Hiccup winced slightly. He wanted to be anywhere but here. Hiccup would have snuck off by now but Astrid had herself brushing up against his side and he really didn't want to lose the contact.

The twins looked proud and smug about knowing what happened.

"Okay, so you know how Barf and Belch were in debt to Hiccup?" Tuffnut started.

Others nodded in acknowledgement.

"We were coming up with plans to get Hiccup in dangerous situations." Ruffnut said.

"I don't know if I like where this was going." Astrid told them at the mentioning of risking Hiccup's life.

"No, no don't worry A he handled himself well." Tuff explained as he shared a inside laugh with Ruff.

"We hired Snotlout to fight Hiccup so our dragon could save him." Ruffnut continued.

"Let me guess Barf and Belch did it to him." Fishlegs concluded.

Tuffnut really couldn't help himself at this point as he started to chuckle.

"Nope, you won't believe it...right Hiccup?" He laughed.

Astrid and Fishlegs gave a quizzical glance at him. Hiccup shrunk his head lower into his shoulders.

"Thor's mighty hammer clocked Snotlout right in the face!" Ruffnut belowed.

Tuffnut roared with laughed at the joke. The others still didn't get it.

"What do you mean by Thor's mighty hammer?" Fishlegs asked.

Tuffnut calmed down a bit as he wiped a tear from his eye.

"Snotlout was trying to get H to fight him but he didn't want to so he called Hiccup a coward and as he was walking away..." He trailed off.

"AND HICCUP PUNCHED HIM STRAIGHT IN THE JAW!" They twins both finished together.

Hiccup did a giants face-palm as he started to heat up.

Fishlegs and Astrid's eyes widened into saucers.

"HE...HE KNOCKED HIM OUT FLAT ON HIS BACK!" Ruffnut guffawed.

Astrid took a chance to glance at Hiccup, who was adorably red trying to come up with an explanation.

"It...it was wrong and I apologized to Snotlout for it." Hiccup stuttered out an excuse.

"Wow...just wow." Fishlegs commented.

Astrid rolled her eyes and pulled Hiccup out of the club house. She lugged Hiccup down behind the steps of the platform below the clubhouse so no one could spot or hear them.

Hiccup was trapped in-between Astrid and a rock wall.

He held up his hands in a surrounding manner.

"Look Astrid, I'm not a bad guy I swe~" He was cut off by lips pressed against his.

Hiccup was shocked for a moment but then melted into the kiss. He wrapped his hands around her waist as she had one hand wrapped around his neck and the other digging in the back of his hair.

Astrid broke the kiss but leaned her forehead on his.

"I don't blame you Hiccup besides the way the twins described how you punched him was kind hot..." She trailed off as a pink hue spread on her cheeks.

Hiccup gave her a goody grin.

"Then I will punch Snotlout more often."

Astrid let out a short laugh. Hiccup pulled her closer to him.

He trailed short kisses down her neck.

"You want to...go flying...away...from here...and have some alone time...to make out?" He asked her in-between trailing kisses.

"Tempting..."

Hiccup stopped and whined. "Come on...they are all still laughing about the punch."

Astrid gave him a teasing smile. "Right, a punch from Thor's mighty hammer."

Hiccup buried his face into her neck and groaned loudly.

"Don't do this to me..." He moaned out.

Astrid laughed as she put stroked his neck and jaw lovingly.

"All right come on, lets get out of here." She told him.

His head popped up as he smiled at her.

"Thank you."

"No problem Mighty Hammer."

"Astrid!"

This one was just pure fun and fluff. I was grinning and laughing the whole time while writing this one-shot. I mean I was in shock when Hiccup punched Snotlout let alone do this much damage to him. But it was one of Hiccup's finest moments ever.

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