Disclaimer: I had a dream that I owned Naruto… no, never mind. It was about ducks that looked like penguins. So I don't own Naruto even in my dreams. Sad.
Needles
"Let me get this straight. You'll willingly stab yourself with a kunai but you're scared of a little needle? What kind of ninja are you?"
"That's not little Sakura-chan, you could suck Chouji dry with that!"
"Naruto, you know I have to take blood samples. What would Konoha think of their Hokage if they saw you now?"
"They'd understand totally."
"I'll give you a lollipop if you're good." "No way!"
"Oh? How about something... else?" A sultry chuckle.
"Hmm… what?"
"This."Poke. "Ow!"
"You baby… you're fine."
"Can I at least get a kiss to make it better?"
Bop. "No."
A/N: Actually not about this chapter, but the last one. Edited a second time because I can be such a grammar Nazi with my own writing, and that phrase was bugging me badly. Thanks again Tama Saga.