John? – SH
Yeah? – John Watson
I'm hungry. – SH
There's food in the kitchen. – John Watson
I'm not in the kitchen though – SH
And neither am I – John Watson
You are closer – SH
I'm not hungry – John Watson
But I am – SH
So you can get your food, can't you? – John Watson
I'm busy though – SH
You haven't moved from the sofa in hours, you could do with a bit of leg work – John Watson
I'm thinking. – SH
About food apparently – John Watson
Can you not think and get food? – John Watson
Lack of food is stopping me thinking. If I move I'll lose my train of thought – SH
Lazy sod. What do you want? – John Watson
Toast – SH
Toast it is. I'm not going to feed you, mind – John Watson
I can manage that part - SH