"Where have you been?" Ulquiorra asked.

"I went to the meeting and then got lost." I lied, looking away from Ulquiorra. "Look I am here now."

Suddenly I was grabbed by the chin and forced to look into his eyes."Yes. However, you will explain to me why you decided to interrupt Aizen's meeting this morning. There are certain rules that you have to follow in Las Noches, or was Aizen not clear on the repercussions of your actions, should you choose to disobey them."

"Yo!" I screamed, blushing madly as his face was close to mine. I did everything I could to back away but his vice grip held me in place. When he grew tired of my struggling, he slammed me against the wall. Hot, pale, emo, dead, mysterious man pinning me to wall. Oh yeah, this does wonders to my brain function. Come on legs, MOVE! my mind screamed at my body. Perhaps it was the trauma that he caused the back of my head that may have damaged nerves, or my body was frozen with something else other than fear. Either way, if he got any closer, I was going to blow a blood vessel. Taking my hands I threw them in his face and pushed away, but he released Nnoitra and pinned my hands above my head.

"Why is your pulse so high?" He inquired. "Is this fear? Have I finally found something you fear? Being held against your will?"

Not exactly. I don't mind being held against my will for sexy time. My mind screamed, but when I opened my mouth, no words came out. I shook my head viciously and looked at him. "NO!"

With my sudden outburst, I transformed, forcing him to release me. I wasted no time in scampering away to allow my hormone levels to lower. While running I kept thinking, next wish I make with a celestial time shifter, fix my fucking hormones! Make me asexual or something! Or at least don't make me feel bad for thinking about sleeping with the next character, or set there of, I am stuck with! I honest to god wanted to cry. The ones here I was interested in were either too lazy, probably asexual himself, would turn me into a scratching post, was a subordinate of Nnoitra, one had blond hair but was sadly, already toast, one was loyal to the old man, or turned into a gay butterfly, one way or another. Plus it was only a matter of time before my friends got here and then shit would hit the fan. When I was out of the way, I transformed again. I turned around and checked to see if Ulquiorra or Nnoitra was following me, and when they weren't, I started to walk. However one of Baragann's subordinates, Ggio Vega, the super hot tiger, bumped into me.

"Well if it isn't Aizen's new pet, one of them anyway." He said.

"I could say the same for you, Tiger." I bit back.

"I would be careful what you say to us. Someone my think you are getting brilliant ideas." He growled while grabbing me by the collar.

"Sarcasm. Like I need schooling from you. Anyway, I have something to give to His Highness." I told him, not wanting a fight. I reached into my bag and grabbed a puzzle book that I added some pages to in the night. "Your lord is a master of time, so here is something that may intruige him. It is a riddle book, and more. Though if he touches it, it will disintegrate with age, so could you hand this over for me. I got somewhere I need to be."

"Only place you are going is to your grave." He said while charging up his rose colored Cero in his hand.

I winced, fully expecting a face full of Cero but was grabbed by Lilynette. She looked at Ggio and then picked me up and waved me around. "Sorry to interrupt your game, but she has buisness with me." Before I could get in a word, she sonido'd away from the scene, taking me with her. "You are a stupid creature. Picking fights that would only get you killed."

"Hey!" I tried to defend myself. "I am not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example. Anyway, I take it you are finished with your end."

"Yes." She informed me. "Is there anything you have yet to accomplish? While your game is fun, you are very slow."

"Yeah...well I don't want to ask anyone to ferry me around." I shrugged. "If you can tell me what Aaroniero, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra, and Grimmjow are up to, I would appreciate it."

"It is the afternoon, Nnoitra is probably terroizing the other Arrancar. Ulquiorra should be reading, if not dealing with the other Human, Aaroniero may be in his chambers, while Grimmjow is most likely hunting." She told me. "Why?"

"Aaroniero it is. I got face paint. If we can knock him out..." I started to say before we sonido'd away. When we stopped we were outside Aaoniero Arruruerie's room. Lilynette told me he was still in there but his reiatsu was low, indicating he was resting. "Well, keep guard. It won't take me but a second." I was in and out of the 'tentacle monsters' room before I knew it, with a huge grin on my face. I walked back up to Lily and smiled. "So when is tall and terrible manners due back in?"

"Not for a while." She said before snapping her fingers. "I may know where to find him!"

"Good, cuz I have a song in my heart and a little left over of Szayel's sleeping potion stuff." I grinned. "Well time's a wastin'! Just get me to where he can see me and hide. He just loves me...so this should be easy."

Lilynette kept her end of the bargin. She dropped me off in one of the hallways and hid. It didn't take long before I was in a very uncomfortable position, slammed against the wall. He was smiling and getting very close to my face. "So, the little bitch has finally stepped out of her cage and there is no one here to protect you. It is about fucking time I teach you some manners."

"Yeah about that..." I grinned, even though he was choking me yet again. "How does this taste?"

I slammed the glass into his face with my telekinesis, aiming for his mouth. He blinked as the glass shattered and the liquid spilled all over his face. For a second I thought I was a gonner, because he opened his mouth and his yellow Cero began to charge. What is it with Cero? I though before Nnoitra got this spaced out look on his face and fell over. I just snickered. "Ya know. I was just going to give you a hacked up hair cut, BUT since you have a thing for women...Heh. Dude looks like a lady."

After finishing his new make over, I had Lily take me to her and Starrk's room. I picked up Hallibel's new outfit before looking at Starrk. Poor guy had the glue all over him, and his face was stuck to the table he was resting against. He looked at me and frowned. "Why?"

"I didn't think she would use all of it!" I chuckled before looking at the damage. "Oh, I can remove your face, but your shirt is toast. I recommend a shower after this. Lily, get me some warm soapy water and while you are at it, if you would please, steal all Hallibel's outfits, and leave her that one." She did as she was asked and I began working. "Wriggle a little, and please don't Cero me."

As I was halfway through, Lilynette returned, and she helped me with the rest. Eventually, we removed Starrk from his table, but as soon as his face was free, he tore his shirt and his gloves apart and stood up. I was blissfully greeted with shirtless Starrk. I blushed and turned around, with what little modesty I had and giggled a little. "Er...yeah. I am off to terrorize the last two. I will see you around."

I was about to leave before getting something warm was pressed against me. At first I thought it was Lily splashing me with the remainder of warm water, but I looked up down and arms were around me. "It is a human notion, but thank you for playing with Lilynette. I appreciate it. It is surprising that you are not dead by now."

I could only manage a mild squeak before everything began to fade to black. Thankfully to my consciousness' rescue, Lilynette slapped me awake. "Imma! Oh, thanks Sta- Leggo. I um, have dishes in the oven and the pants are on the fridge! I mean..."

"I understand, you don't like contact." He said releasing me.

"I love hugs! I adore hugs. One of the most powerful Arrancar known to live just hugged me. Me of all people in the three worlds and apparent infinite dimensions!" I squealed. "This is in my top ten moments of uber joy. Meaning I love it. Thanks Starrk. If this wasn't going on, the war I mean, I would really have loved being your friend for longer than I can be now. When they come and get me, I won't be able to help you. I won't exactly help them either, but I just- For right now, friends! I promise to be your friend while I am here, and if I am able...I want to be your friend as long as I am alive, and if I die...and remember. I want to be your friend then too. While I am here, I promised Lily that I would play with her."

She hit me again, this time harder. "And don't you forget it!"

"One thing...Starrk." I turned trying not to focus on his chest. "I know you can't ressurection in Las Noches, but...since I can't pet your fur...can I pet your hair?"

He just blinked. "Why would you want to do that."

"It looks so fluffy." I said, trying my cute look on. "Please?"

"Fine. You would do it even if I said no." He huffed before allowing me to pet his hair.

I giggled. "You know, you sound a lot like my friends. I wish you luck, though you are all 'growl' and 'grr' to the Shinigami." Suddenly I felt my tail being pulled. I turned around and found Lily tugging. "That is attached ya' know."

"Then where is your mask and Hollow hole?" She asked.

"I don't have one? I am not dead...I am alive. I bleed and have a heartbeat, and if you cut me in half, I will be a spirit. Just don't do that...I am in the middle of Hueco Mundo and you guys eat my spirit stuff." I chuckled. "Right...I gotta go, really. There are two people who I must prank before I am shanghaied into the throne room and possible killed."

Starrk and Lillynette let me go and I was halfway down the hallway before bumping into something solid again. This time it was Grimmjow. I looked up at him and smiled. "Just the Hollow, Arrancar, man I was looking for."

"Tch." He spat. "Well if it isn't the fox girl that Aizen brought in."

"Well hiss to you to!" I said, placing my hands on my hips, before my perverse side got the better of me. "So Sexta, nice six pack. So, if I were a Hollow, I would wanna eat you morning, noon, and night." Though I was saying these things the survival part of my mind was screaming, SHUT UP!

Grimmjow just looked at me and laughed. "Keep dreaming girl. I wouldn't touch you if you were the last soul in this place."

"I beg to differ, Grimm-kitty." I smirked before pulling out a bag that had a ball inside. I carefully opened the bag and rolled the ball in my hands. "You see, I have been wondering something. How cat like are you? Furthermore, does that Hollow hole of yours, go through your body, or stop about halfway?"

I could see Grimmjow's nose twitching and his eyes were not on me anymore but on the ball. "What is that smell?"

"Your demise." I said, tucking the ball away in my pants. "You get the ball, on one condition. Take me back to my room."

"And if I don't want to?" He growled. However I pounced him and stuck my catnip covered hand over his nose. "Grr-off-mee?"

"Good Grimm-kitty." I smirked, while on the inside my jaw dropped. I can't believe this worked! Well if that is the case, I know one other kitty that is going to feel the 'catnip love' tonight. "Now, off to my room before you are too stoned to move."

Within seconds I was at my room. Orihime was still inside, and by the looks of it, Loly and Melony had yet to arrive and torment her. When I entered on the back of Grimmjow, she looked very confused. I just laughed.

"Trust me hun, you don't wanna know. Has Ulquiorra sent any lunch? I am starving!" I said as my belly rumbled. I dismounted from Grimmjow and took the catnip ball out of my pocket and tossed it away, watching comically as poor Grimmjow chased it helplessly. "If they only knew."

"Damn you woman." Grimmjow purred. "This is evil. I will pay you back for this."

"Sure. Before or after you

"are higher than a kite?" I giggled. I was about to continue teasing Grimmjow more, but the smell of food hit my nose. While Grimmjow was enjoying the catnip, I was devouring the food like it was the last meal on earth. When I finished, I noticed Orihime had not touched hers. Before taking the matter up with her, I knew Ulquiorra was going to be here any moment and I dove in the way of Grimmjow and his new toy and wrestled it way from him."Easy kitty."

When Ulquiorra came to our room, he saw what looked to be Grimmjow 'assaulting' me. In a flash what body wiegth and heat I was enjoying from Grimmjow, left me. I rose up and pounced on Ulquiorra who looked as though he was about to murder Grimmjow. I thought to myself if Grimmjow experienced tendencies of a panther, or a big cat, Ulquiorra would show some of a bat. So inhaling sharply, I placed my mouth close to his ear and shrieked. While not the best idea, it worked. Ulquiorra wobbled slightly and it allowed me to throw the catnip ball into his hollow hole. Suddenly I was tossed off and Ulquiorra was about to come after me but Grimmjow was following the catnip. I watched Ulquiorra be tackled to the floor, and I instantly got up from my position and began to take pictures. "Ladies and Gents' this is how Yaoi is made."

"Trash you will-" Ulquiorra said before I took pity on the situation and was fearful that one of them may die. So I created a barrier of my Aura between them and separated them.

"Sorry Ulqui-kun. Grimmjow can't help it. I gave him catnip, weed for kitties. He inhales it and it makes his body release endorphins. Which I am going to be all scientist on him, asking how he feels about it later. Er, I kinda have to fish out the catnip out of your hole. When you attacked him, he wasn't attacking me, he was playing, and well I tossed it in you and...well you smell like it. When I er, remove the barrier, which I don't see how it is holding you down, but anyway, fish out the catnip ball. Where ever the hole goes." I apologized and removed the one I placed around his.

In a flash Ulquiorra had the ball in hand and was starring at me. "I have no idea how, or what possessed you to do something like that. While I understand that woman's reasons for being here, I can not think of any reason you may be here. Your first answer was to protect her, but in the expanse that you have been here, you have yet to stay close by her and wander the halls of Los Noches, causing an extreme amount of trouble. Release Espada Sexta since he is not able to break out of the flimsy barrier himself. Do not think yourself capable, if it was not for your shriek taking me by surprise, you would not have had the chance to cover me in that pathetic barrier you seem to create."

"Give me the ball back first." I told him as I dug through my bag for the final items. "Then I let go of stoner over there. Besides, it is a good giggle in my book if I can pacify the Espada of Destruction, oh mister Espada of Emptiness. One more thing..I have something for you."

Since he did express sensitivity to sound, I brought out an air horn and fired it off in his face. I smiled happily when he fell to the ground and pounced on him and went to work on adding an addition to his skin. Orihime was protesting to me but a good glare and constant reminders of 'let me finish' eventually made her shut up. I was only halfway finished, when he twitched under me and I blasted him again with the air horn. I vowed not to make use of these cheesy Achilles Heels of the Espada that I found. After I was finished I looked at my work and smiled. Hoping off him, I let Grimmjow go and shoved him out of the room just in time for Ulquiorra to wake up. No doubt he was in a rage, because the next thing I knew, my head was being slammed into the wall. I could feel blood trickle down and began to remove myself from being a permanent fixture.

However Ulquiorra was not going to stop and it took a barrier of Orihime's making and my own to get the Espada to stop. I drew in a shaky breath. "Okay, first, ow. Secondly you should thank me you Ulquiorra, you have a heart. You said if you couldn't see it, then it doesn't exist, right? Well there is your proof. Under your jacket."

Ulquiorra moved his jacket out of the way and brushed his hand over the tattoo I gave him. While very 'old school', I managed to slice into his skin and apply the ink under it before his regeneration ability took over. It was faded, and some of the edges were not straight, but there on his chest was a heart. His eyes widened, which was the most facial expression I had ever seen from him, and then he looked at me. "You dare attempt to prove such a silly notion of a human heart, and emotions to me by defiling my body?"

"Oh no, defiling your body would require me to...er, never mind. No, you got what you wish for. Trust me when I say, be careful what you wish for. One day you may get it and you may realize too late of something important." I huffed and checked my head. My own regeneration had took over and healed up the broken skin. I was very fortunate that the impact didn't crush my skull, but here, physics was overrated. "I am just lucky I don't die easy."

River:
Cookies to the peep who can guess, Raven's Hueco Mundo Crushes. Anyway...I am Never going to look at Nnoitra the same...ever. So what are the after effects of Raven's tampering? We shall see.