Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Island, Action or the Season That Must Never Be Named. They belong to Teletoon and Cartoon Network. I also do not own the alphabet theme; that belongs to Frank15 and his awesome story total Drama Alphabet. I do however own all twenty eight OC's in this story and I would be quite grateful if you didn't steal them. Thank you.
The Warning: This chapter contains Cosplay, blackmail, crying, possible accidental nightmare fuel, a bad Australian accent and a bully in a pink dress. You have been warned though it is nothing M rated nor will it ever be.
Pairings: SpiderxQuana BarneyxLavender JimmyxEleanor AndyxMable GaryxRaven VinniexUzuri OscarxXaria
Note: I'm back; sorry for the wait everyone but I do have valid reasons. Firstly I have become a big fan of the Survivor fan Characters series on deviantart by SWSU Master and it took time to read the comics. Secondly I have been working on a level in LittleBigPlanet 2 for a contest in hopes of winning a prize crown. Lastly I have downloaded the Legend of Zelda the Ocarina of Time for the Wii and it is absolutely AMAZING! I would whole heartedly recommend it to anyone.
Those are my reason; you may commence throwing bricks at me as long as you give me a chance to defend myself with a riot shield. So … with all that out the way it is time for another exciting drop dead cool chapter of Total Drama Letterz!
Press any key … where's the 'any key'.
"Welcome back to episode eighteen of Total Drama Letterz." Waved Chris to the camera while flashing a less than charming smile. "If you are just joining us the final twelve campers are going to be Cosplaying as famous video game characters that we got permission to use thanks to sucking up and a little bit of product placement."
"Some campers were happy with who they were cosplaying; such as Barney as Admiral Razorbeard … other were, quite frankly, poised off … namely Kasimar as he has to cosplay as Princess Peach. It's quite obvious that this challenge is going be full of cheap laughs and drama at the camper's expense … so let's get ready to laugh at their misfortunes! Haha!"
"This challenge seems unusually tame considering your sadistic attitude." Said Chef while standing with the intern behind the camera.
"Shut up! It's easy because I'm getting a lot of money from it!" Snapped Chris.
"Will I finally get a raise?" Asked Chef hopefully.
"Nope! Haha!" laughed Chris snidely.
A rock was thrown at Chris's head and he wailed in pain.
Confessional: Rock and roll! This challenge is gonna rock more than a boulder! I'm so funny; I tell the best jokes in the whole world! LOL!
Chris: (He is crying like a baby). Waaaaaaah! Chef is such a meanie to me! Boo hoo!
Chef: (He looks amused). I hate to see Chris cry … but not as much as I hate to see him happy! Harharhaaar!
The seven girls were in their changing room preparing to change into their outfits. Nakia was less than pleased that she was expected to dress up as Waluigi of all characters … but if she wanted to stay in the contest then she had no choice whatsoever.
"This is, like, so unfair!" Whined Nakia. "Why couldn't I be Princess Peach?"
"Because Kasimar picked her … unintentionally of course." Said Eleanor with a chuckle as she put on a yellow and brown striped T-shit that was colored like Pikachu.
"It's still unfair." Pouted Nakia.
Tabitha hadn't started to get changed yet; for reasons she would never ever tell anyone she refused to get changed in front of other people no matter who they were. Quana noticed Tabitha standing around doing nothing.
"Hey Tabitha; why aren't you getting changed?" Asked Quana as she took her shirt off to put on the red shirt Mario wore. "Aren't you going to participate?"
"It's not that." Began Tabitha with actual unease. "But … I have a thing about getting changed in front of other people … it makes me feel uncomfortable."
"But we're all girls in here … and I don't think Kasimar is going to be trying to attempt a peep show when he'll be in a pink dress." Chuckled Quana.
"I know; but I just REALLY don't like changing with other people in the vicinity." Mumbled Tabitha quietly.
"That's no problem." Said Xaria in understanding as she slipped on some black trousers. "You can probably use one of the toilet stalls like Lavender is doing."
"Why is she?" Asked Tabitha curiously.
"Because of the type of panties she's wearing I think." Piped up Uzuri.
"Ok; I see." Said Tabitha as she turned to approach a toilet stall. "I'll be changed within a minute or two."
Tabitha walked to one of the toilet stalls but just before she got there she slipped over on a wet patch of water on the ground. She managed to stop her fall with her hands but her purple shirt has slightly gone up at the back … revealing a scar.
"Hey Tabitha; if you don't mind me asking." Began Xaria. "How did you get that scar on your back?"
Tabitha paled and quickly got up; she then turned around so nobody could see the scar.
"Oh, that … I got it a gardening accident at my families mansion." Lied Tabitha; this time for a very good reason.
"Did it hurt?" Asked Uzuri in concern.
"… Very much." Said Tabitha as she entered a toilet stall, closed the door and locked it.
Confessional: Simba versus Scar.
Tabitha: I had to lie about how I got it … but there is absolutely no way I'm telling the real reason. (Tabitha sighs in fear and thinks to herself).
Uzuri: Was Tabitha bullied when she was younger? That's so sad!
"Do you think her scar is why Tabitha doesn't like getting changed in front of others?" Asked Uzuri out loud after a moment of silence. "Or is she just generally uncomfortable about it?"
"Could be a bit of both." Said Lavender as she exited a different stall than the one Tabitha had entered.
Lavender was no longer in her cheerleader outfit and was instead wearing cloths in a Tanooki pattern as well at raccoon ears, a belt with a tanooki tail and a blue apron with the Tom Nook shop logo on it.
"I feel ridiculous." Grumbled Lavender.
"If you think you look bad take a look at Uzuri." Giggled Xaria.
Uzuri was wearing a crocodile mouth mask, a large pair of baggy sandy colored trousers and a belt with an obviously fake yet large crocodile tail attached. And added to this she was wearing a back mounted flamethrower that was hopefully fake.
"Struth Sheila's; I'm gonna roast up some toast in the billabong beyond the outback mates; all in the name of Cortex! Teehee!" Giggled Uzuri while putting on an exaggerated and very bad Australian accent.
"Well I'll give you an E for effort." Said Quana in amusement.
Confessional: What's a billabong? Is it a sort of drum?
Eleanor: (She just shakes her head and giggles).
Xaria: (She is wearing mostly black with a leather jacket and some dark sunglasses). I'm probably going to regret saying this … but I feel almost sexy. I guess it's all in the cloths huh?
Uzuri: See; what did I tell you? Flawless Australian accent! Teehee!
"I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do." Said Eleanor as she clipped on a belt with a Pikachu tail attached to it. "I can't say any funny stuff because Pikachu can't say anything besides his name … or her name; I can't remember what gender it is."
"I'm not sure how the games become so popular." Muttered Nakia. "Almost all the Pokémon are bald as a bomb and those that do have hair look freaky!"
"They just happened to be hits with the crowd." Shrugged Quana. "I loved watching the anime when I was younger."
"I never liked anime; it's so weird and the mouths don't match what the characters say!" Whined Nakia.
"It's called dubbing." Said Xaria in a deadpan voice. "Look it up."
"Anime is cool." Smiled Eleanor. "I absolutely loved watching Hamtaro when I was little; it was the highlight of television."
"Phfft; like, wrong!" Said Nakia. "Beauty and fashion shows are the best!"
"We all have different tastes." Said Lavender. "It's just life; everyone is different."
"Are we talking about TV?" Asked Tabitha as she exited the toilet stall dressed as Clank; the outfit was silvery chrome and very shiny; she also had a hat with an antennae. "I don't watch it that much; I'm too busy. Though I was quite fond of Blinky Bill when I was a kid."
Confessional: Don't even blink! I saw you Bill!
Tabitha: A slightly embarrassing secret yes … but if I actively get involved in the conversation then they will trust me more. Andy's already onto me but none of the girls are … none besides Nakia and not only is she on my side but truthfully, and I'm sure you'll agree, she's even dumber than Ralph Wiggum.
Nakia: (she is still brushing her hair). It is scientifically proven that one plus one equals eleven; that's why eleven is made up of two ones … duh! I'm so smart.
"Have any of you six been to a Cosplaying convention before?" Asked Tabitha casually as she put her normal cloths in a neat and folded pile on one of the changing room benches.
"Can't say that I have." Replied Lavender.
"Me neither." Said Xaria as she put her hands in her pockets.
"I've been to animal conventions before while dressed up." Said Eleanor. "But I've never exactly cosplayed as anything."
"Same here but replace animal with monster." Said Uzuri while sitting down and staring into space.
"Cosplaying is for nerds!" Gagged Nakia. "I hate nerds; they're so uncool, ugly, fat, and thin and they smell like old people! Gross!"
"Put a cork in it Nakia." Frowned Quana. "Everybody is different; and what's so bad about being a nerd? Spider's a little nerdy but he's anything but hateable, he's so wonderful."
Quana put her hands together and smiled dreamily at the last part which made most of the others 'aww' while Nakia just scowled.
"I'll let you know when I start to care." Said Nakia as she took out her hair brush.
Confessional: Probably never.
Quana: Nakia is annoying … but enough about her. I'm going to enjoy this challenge; acting like Mario shouldn't be too hard. After all; he's so famous that practically everyone in the world knows who he is. And I bet spider will look cute in a top hat. (Quana giggles girlishly).
Tabitha: Boy am I glad my outfit wasn't revealing … I don't feel comfortable showing off excessive amounts of skin with other people watching me. Still; I don't think it will matter if I win immunity or not; nobody dislikes me … but I'm going to put a lot of effort in just in case.
Lavender: I feel like a clown except without the comically oversized shoes … and what notable quirks does Tom nook really have? I've barely even played animal crossing!
Eleanor: I don't really think this is so bad … it's a lot better than being strapped in a torture chair or hunting a crocodile right? I'd rather forget those challenges…
Xaria: (She is smirking). I wonder what Kasimar looks like in a dress; this is gonna be just what he deserves.
The five remaining guys were changing into their costumes; some of them looked quite ridiculous indeed. No prizes for guessing who looked the most absurd.
Barney had changed into a white and blue striped vest with red and white striped pirate pants. He also sported a peg leg he had slipped his real leg into as immunity wasn't worth amputation. He wore a large violet pirate hat with the skull and crossbones on it. To finish his costume he wore a mouth mask shaped like a beard made of a steel razor.
Jimmy was wearing a white shirt and purple hot pants. He also had a purple cape that looked like what Dracula or indeed any other none twilight vampire would wear. He was wearing a horn on his head which was attached to a transparent headband. He also had a gold and red medallion around his neck and held a scepter in his right hand.
Andy was wearing a blue shirt and blue pants to match the blueness of sonic. Yet he also wore a wig with a lock of spines that went midway down his back. On his feet his usual shoes were replaced with red and white sneakers.
Spider looked stylish and as though he had come straight out of old age London. He wore a tidy orange shirt and black jacket. He also wore black pants and green shoes with beige under soles. Perhaps most noticeable was the large top hat he was wearing; it was tall and proud looking with a red stripe going around the base of the circumference.
Currently the four Team Puzzle males were laughing; and it was with good reason because standing a distance away. Clenching his fists and gnashing his teeth with an ugly snarl was Kasimar.
Kasimar looked as unmanly as it was possible to be. He was wearing (against his will) a long bright pink dress with a dark pink ruffled collar, a dark pink hem and short puffed sleeves. He also wore (once again against his will) long white opera gloves, a sapphire pendant, and an obviously fake golden crown with fake plastic jewels in it. He looked not only ridiculous but also very feminine and stupid.
"If any of you laugh I'll hacksaw off your fingers." Threatened Kasimar with a quiet and dark snarl.
"Well … pink really is your colour savvy?" Chuckled Barney. "You look like a princess aright … a princess with a split monobrow and the face of a whales butt! Yohohohohoho!"
"Shut up!" Screamed Kasimar in fury.
"Now, now." Said Jimmy while waggling his finger. "That's no way for a Barbie girl to act."
"Shut it!" Screamed Kasimar in even louder fury.
"I wonder if *cough* those are implants." Chuckled Spider.
"SHUT THE #BLEEP# HELL UP!" Roared Kasimar as he ran at Spider and uppercut him to the floor with a completely murderous expression on his face.
Spider rubbed the part of his chest Kasimar had punched and looked up at the bully; funnily enough he still looked intimidating even when in a pink frilly dress.
"Hey! Back off scum bag!" Said Barney as he got between Spider and Kasimar while glaring at the latter.
"What? He provoked me!" Argued Kasimar. "I was just defending myself!"
"After all you've done to Spider including giving him a peg leggedly bad weight complex that could have hurt him as well as sexually harassing his girlfriend I think a few insults are in order eh pinky yaaar?" Retorted Barney with a smirk.
"He's got a point there." Agreed Andy.
"Shut up!" Snarled Kasimar at Andy and Barney before looking at Andy. "Boy; it's a wonder you have a girlfriend, didn't the atomic bomb hurt you huh?"
Andy gasped and looked like anger was building up inside him. Everyone else was very shocked by Kasimar's seriously tactless comment.
Confessional: The tactless tit.
Kasimar: Meh; it's all good. He insulted me so I insulted him … oh, wait a second … I think that Andy was actually the only one who didn't insult me. Oh whatever; I couldn't let an insult opportunity like that pass me by. Death to the civilians!
Andy: (He is clenching his fists in anger). Does Kasimar even know the horrors of the atomic bomb? That is seriously NOT funny.
Jimmy: Andy looked really angry … and Kasimar looked scary. I wanted to get out of there but for some reason I just didn't feel like I could leave…
Spider: Dude; *cough* not funny
"Kasimar; that is *cough* not something to joke about. Thousands of *cough* completely innocent civilians died." Said Spider disapprovingly. "Even the atomic bomb's *cough* creator was said to have been thinking *cough* 'my God, what have I done'."
"Whatever; it's not like anybody important got hurt right? And it must have been funny to watch people get fried like an egg from within the planes! Yahahahaha!" Laughed Kasimar as he turned and headed for the door. "Next time don't piss me off!"
Andy charged at Kasimar but Kasimar slammed the door shut and Andy smacked into it. Andy groaned as he rubbed his head.
"I hate him so much." Said Andy darkly with a tone of loathing.
"Don't we all me heartie." Said Barney as he helped Andy to his feet.
"Well; at least he's going to get laughed at." Said Jimmy to cheer up his friends. "Though Kasimar in a dress does look a little bit scary.
"I'm wish I could throw things at him." Said Barney in determination. "Preferably tomatoes; as they make a good solid splat."
"Wouldn't that just anger him?" Said Jimmy nervously. "I don't really want Kasimar to go berserk; he might really hurt somebody like he's done before … we can't let it happen again."
Barney took off his pirate hat in respect to Gary, Raven and Mabel; all three of which had been eliminated and seriously injured due to Kasimar's twisted and nefarious actions.
"Evil … a four letter word that opposes life." Said Barney philosophically. "Well … you look really cool in those costumes guys!"
"Way to change the subject … but thanks; hopefully I can pull off a good impersonation of Sonic." Said Andy in hope. "But I doubt Nakia will win immunity; so if Kasimar does win immunity yet again none of us will be in danger of losing."
"She's really frivolous." Added Jimmy. "She was pretty mean to me back in the snooker challenge; all because of my hair."
Confessional: I'm bald.
Jimmy: I like my hair the way it is thank you very much.
"Welcome to my world *cough* little buddy." Said Spider glumly. "A world where torment happens *cough* daily and the bathroom breaks are *cough* nonexistent."
"Your tragic sense of humour is another reason Quana likes you I bet." Smiled Andy. "So … when the show ends and she inevitably comes to visit you … where would you take her for a first date?"
"Hmm … I haven't actually *cough* thought about that." Admitted Spider. "Maybe a Chinese restaurant?"
"Or the carnival; that way you can win her a comically oversized teddy." Said Jimmy helpfully.
"Or you could just watch a movie yaaar." Suggested Barney. "My favorite is pirates of the Caribbean."
"That doesn't surprise me in the least." Chuckled Andy. "I'd say take her to the moon … well; if it were possible I'd do that with Mable … but as usual reality holds me back like a seatbelt."
"Don't diss the seat belt me heartie." Said Barney wisely. "It could save you if a drunken guy hits you on the road."
"It was a metaphor." Explained Andy. "Well; we may as well go and get laughed at … though something tells me that I'll enjoy this challenge."
"I think we'll all enjoy Kasimar in a bright pink dress! Yohohohohoho!" Laughed Barney with a slap of his knee. "I bet he'll lose a lot of his credibility as a bad guy."
"You mean like how Wallace *cough* did when he helped the old lady *cough* across the street in the fear challenge?" Asked Spider with a chuckle.
"Exactly." Said Barney as he rubbed his hands together and cackled. "This is gonna be awesome!"
Confessional: There is no price for awesomeness … or attractiveness.
Spider: It's wrong to laugh at *cough* other people's misfortunes … but Kasimar isn't exactly what I *cough* deem a normal person to be. I'd say he's bought *cough* this upon himself.
Jimmy: I. Hate. Dragons! Gaaaah! So … was that anything like Ripto? I want to stay in character!
Kasimar: A good drag before the humiliation was good … but I don't wear dresses! Fags and girls wear dresses, not me! Well; maybe Chris can give me a free pass again? I stir up the drama which gets him a big paycheck. Due to his greed I think he'll want to keep me around for at least a while longer.
Barney: (He is holding a juicy bright red tomato). What? I wasn't lying when I said I was going to throw a tomato at Kasimar yaaaar.
The twelve campers had gotten dressed into their Cosplay costumes and were seated around the amphitheatre. Some of the campers didn't look so bad in their costumes such as Xaria … but others, like Kasimar, looked completely ridiculous. But when you're a scowling bully in drag this is to be expected.
Chris walked onto the stage and looked over the campers and burst out laughing at them.
"Haha! Oh man! You guys look ridiculous!" Laughed Chris as he wiped away a tear of laughter. "Kasimar in a dress, Nakia with a big fake nose and Lavender with a tanooki tail! Haha!"
"Look who's talking; you're wearing your Halloween costume already." Smirked Lavender which made a few of the other campers laughed at Chris.
"Shut up!" Whined Chris. "I don't like your attitude!"
"I don't like your face." Replied Lavender coolly.
Chris's eye twitched in anger as steam almost literally came out of his ears.
Confessional: Steam punk and cake.
Chris: (He is flailing his arms about and having a temper tantrum). I hate her I hate her I hate her! Waaaaah!
Barney: I don't know why but I have a sudden urge to kick Chris in the kiwis for some reason.
"Whatever! Shut up!" Snapped Chris. "If you're done being a bully its time for the challenge to begin. As I said before; you will be Cosplaying as your assigned video game character. The top four acts will be immune and the other seven have a chance at being voted off. I am going to be judging your acts … but I won't tell you how well you did until everyone has finished performing."
Chris got off the stage and sat down at a judges table in front of the stage and took out a hat in front of him.
"I am going to decide the order you perform by picking coins out of the hat; as before they have your face on them." Said Chris. "Your hideously ugly faces … but faces all the same. Haha!"
The campers scowled at Chris as he reached into the hat and took out the first coin. It had Xaria's face on it.
"Looks like Xaria's going to be going first." Said Chris as he held the coin up for the campers to see.
"No complaints there." Shrugged Xaria.
"But you're a complainer!" Said Chris in surprise. "You're a little bitch who is supposed to whine like an asshole!"
"The only asshole I see is you." Replied Xaria coldly. "And it just so happens there is a resident evil character called Chris … and as I hate you … this might not be too hard."
Confessional: The names Redfield … Chris Redfield.
Chris: Why did nobody tell me there was a character called Chris in the resident evil series? I don't want Xaria to win! No fair! Grrrr!
Chef: Has Chris ever even read the instruction booklet for Resident Evil?
Xaria: As Wesker hates Chris … I think I can stay in character quite well. (Xaria smirks).
Xaria stepped on the stage and adjusted her sunglasses; she looked at the audience and began to pace while speaking in a cold, cruel and almost controlling type of voice.
"The human race requires judgment. Every day humans are bringing themselves one step closer to self destruction. I'm not destroying the world … I'm saving it." Said Xaria as an impersonation of Albert Wesker.
"Natural selection leaves the survivors stronger and better; the human race has escaped this winnowing for far too long."
"I should have killed you years ago Chris." Said Xaria in a voice with a slight hint of insanity. "This volcano will be your cremation spot! Time … to die Chris."
Chris looked a little scared at how much Xaria was getting into her role whilst the other campers looked at Xaria seeming impressed. Kasimar looked indifferent as he gazed as the clouds whilst Nakia brushed her hair. Uzuri had taken out a bag of popcorn and was eating it as though this was an expensive top live rated show at a theatre.
"Over you say? I'm just getting started! Uroborus will cleanse the world!" Said Xaria as she finished her cosplay impersonation and lowered her sunglasses a little.
Most of the audience applauded and Xaria took a bow.
"Well Chris; that good enough for you?" Asked Xaria as she crossed her arms in satisfaction.
"Well … you certainly got into character … but you said you wanted to kill me! That's insane!" Complained Chris.
"It's exactly what Wesker says in the games." Replied Xaria as she got off the stage and sat back down in the bleachers.
"Good job Xaria." Congratulated Lavender. "You were really in character up there."
"Thanks; and I have to say that this outfit makes me look kinda masculine." Chuckled Xaria.
Confessional: Masculine, muscular and metropolis; three M words!
Xaria: I don't think Chris knew that there is a character called Chris in Resident Evil. He really didn't do the research huh? I am not sure how well this challenge was thought through.
Chris: I hate that bumble bee! I oughta pull off her wings like I did to butterflies when I was a kid! Grrrrrrrr!
Eleanor: I sense a disturbance relating to butterfly treatment.
"Ok; the nest person to go on the stage and humiliate themselves is going to be … haha! Kasimar!" Laughed Chris as he took out a coin with Kasimar's face on it.
Kasimar snarled as all eyes turned to him and laughter began. He just crossed his arms and growled at the others.
"What's it going to be Kasimar? Humiliate yourself for a million? Or walk the dock of shame?" Asked Chris craftily to aggravate Kasimar.
"I thought I was your favorite." Said Kasimar in a deadly whisper as he arose.
"I can't play favorites." Shrugged Chris.
"You've been doing that for Kasimar all competition!" Frowned Lavender.
"Oh shut up ditz!" Snapped Chris.
Confessional: Ditz and oven mitz.
Lavender: You know; it's as if Chris is trying to make us nothing more than the stereotypes we are labeled as for the competition; and I'm the strategic cheerleader! That means I'm no ditz!
"Ok; time to throw the tomato yaaar." Smirked Barney as he took out the ref fruit.
"Hang on; after that crack that dickhead made about the atomic bomb I want to throw it." Objected Andy.
"But I'm the one who stole it from the kitchen." Reasoned Barney.
"But he made an offensive insult to my culture; about something that jokes shouldn't be made about." Negotiated Andy.
"This is getting us nowhere; let's decide by rock paper scissors." Suggested Barney.
"Ooooo no my friend. According to various YouTube comments, people who know each other and are friends will likely tie every nine times out of ten in a game of rock paper scissors due to the limited number of outcomes." Explained Andy somewhat troll logically. "I propose a game of rock paper scissors lizard Spock."
"… *cough* what?" Said Spider in confusion from his seat behind them. Barney looked puzzled as well.
"Don't worry; it's very simple." Assured Andy. "Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock … and as it always had been and always will be … rock crushes scissors."
Spider looked a little confused by this and silently shook his head while Barney nodded.
"Ok; I think I understand that." Said Barney. "Let's do this."
"Rock paper scissors lizard Spock!" Said Barney and Andy; Andy did lizard and Barney did paper.
"Fine; I give you the honor of tossing the tomato my friend." Said Barney as he passed Andy the tomato.
Confessional: So … does Lizard beat Spock or not? I can't remember.
Andy: I'm surprised that worked … but it's completely fair. I learned about that from the internet; it's amazing what you can find on the World Wide Web.
Kasimar got onto the stage and everyone began laughing at him; Chris was laughing too. Kasimar snarled in rage as he swallowed his pride; surely a little bit of humiliation was worth a million dollars right?
"Mario! Help me Mario! Mario help me!" Said Kasimar begrudgingly in a forced high pitched voice. "Rescue me from Bowser! He's … scaring me."
Everyone burst into even bigger amounts of laughter at Kasimar while the blue mohawked bully snarled in loathing of everyone laughing at him.
"Keep going Kasimar!" Called Chris. "You're not done yet."
"… I went for a swim … and I splashed my tights." Said Kasimar through gritted teeth. "Toadsworth; get me my make up! I want to feel … pretty."
Chris gave Kasimar the thumbs up which signified that he was done. A tomato then splattered onto his face; Kasimar walked off the stage in complete humiliation while clenching his fists.
"I've got to say; you look good in a dress Kasimar!" Giggled Uzuri in mirth.
"He's really tickled pink!" Added Lavender with equal laughter.
Kasimar took his seat and scowled at the others; if he didn't win immunity he'd yank Chris's eyeballs out with a hook, no doubt about it.
Confessional: Kasimar in drag! It's like a drag race!
Kasimar: (He looks furious and murderous). I've never wanted to murder a group of people as much as I do right now.
Uzuri: Teeheeheeheehee! Kasimar looked so funny! He also looked more ridiculous than people who dress as food for a living. Teehee! That was really funny!
Nakia: No fair! I wanted to be Princess Peach! I could pull her off way better than Kasimar ever could! Kasimar didn't look like a princess; he looked like a boy in a dress!
Quana: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Pink just isn't Kasimar's color! Hahahahaha!
Spider: On one hand I want to *cough* laugh at Kasimar's humiliation … but *sneeze* on the other hand I'm worried that he'll hear me *cough* and thus will hurt me.
Tabitha: I've got to admit; that was pretty funny. I hope its good enough for Kasimar to win immunity because I need his vote to get rid of who I want gone … but he certainly did deserve that. And yet, I probably deserve even worse...
"Ok then; time for another person to get on that stage and get laughed at." Said Chris as he reached into the hat and took out a coin with Jimmy's face on it. "Ok Jimmy' you're up. Indulge me in your talent … I'm not expecting much."
"I bet he can do much better than you ever could fifteen fold." Said Eleanor from her seat.
"Shut up!" Whined Chris.
Confessional: But don't you pull something down to make it hut?
Jimmy: Chris surprised me with his negativity and cold heart … so it's fair turnaround that I surprise him with my acting skills.
Eleanor: I don't like Chris … but I think it's quite justifiable considering how sadistic he is.
Jimmy stood on the stage dressed exactly as Ripto, horn and all. The audience waited for him to start as Chris gave him the signal to begin his act.
"Aaaaaaarrrrgh! Gulp you imbecile! You ate my scepter!" Said Jimmy in a completely different voice that sounded like a vocalized snarl and an irritable temper mixed with words. "Now how am I going to kill Spyro? I want to kill that dragon because I … hate … dragons! Gaaaaargh!
"Meh." Said Kasimar from the bleachers. "Mediocre performance."
"What? You again? Pinky … you are really starting to get on my nerves!" Bellowed Jimmy in the same irritable voice. "Gulp … lunchtime! Finish him off and you can have all the fairies you can eat … I'm going to enjoy this. And after I destroy you all with my new scepter I'm renaming this place Riptonia! Gwuhahahahahaha!"
Jimmy held up the prop scepter which glinted in the sunlight and struck a pose. The audience cheered fore him besides Nakia and Kasimar, the gruesome twosome. Chris clapped just a single time.
"Well … it wasn't bad … or at least not as bad as I was expecting." Shrugged Chris. "But … good job I suppose. I doubt you'll get dead last."
"Thanks Chris … I think." Said Jimmy uncertainly as he got off the stage due to not being sure if Chris was insulting him or not.
Confessional: If I had a country I would call it Confessional Land. The sky would be purple! You gotta have purple sky.
Jimmy: I think that went well … better than it did for Kasimar anyway! Heheehee!
Eleanor: Wow; Jimmy's a really good actor, he really sounded like Ripto up there.
Tabitha: Would it kill Chris to be even a little positive? I'm guessing his doctor says it would. Even I admit Jimmy did pretty well.
"Ok; the fourth person to go on stage and degrade themselves is … Barney." Said Chris as he held up a coin with Barney's genki face on it. "Since he is Cosplaying a pirate and he's already a pirate … this might not suck as much as it otherwise would.
Barney got to his feet and ran up to the stage; it was hard to tell if he was grinning or not as the razor beard he was wearing obscured his mouth from anybody's vision. Barney straightened out his hat as Chris cued him to start.
"Who dares disturb me?" Said Barney in an irritable and almost screamy voice. "What? He has two of the four masks? You incompetent imbecile! Gah! Send out the warships and destroy him! Bring that limbless freak back to me dead … or alive! And while I'm at it I'm going to eat a yellow lum so that rayman cannot repair the heart of the world and this he must find a spare lum in the tomb of the ancients! What are you looking at you idiotic fool? You've failed me again … I warned you didn't I? Let's see how well you swim in MOLTEN lava!"
Barney had narrowed his eyes so that combined with his beard mask it looked like he was snarling while in fact he was actually smiling.
"Meanwhile I'll just handle this little problem myself even though I'll inevitably get my robotic rear kicked like every bad guy … yaaaar!" Finished Barney as he held up a not so intimidating fist.
"Go Barney!" Cheered Spider as he clapped. "I really *cough* recognized Razorbeard there. I've seen *cough* the cut scenes in non gibberish on *cough* YouTube."
Most of the crowd clapped and as it died down Chris spoke a few words.
"Not bad; I just hope it wasn't me you were planning on throwing into lava." Frowned Chris.
"If I like you I'm not." Replied Barney with a smirk.
"That's alright then." Said Chris obliviously thinking Barney liked him. "Good job, you may rejoin the audience."
Confessional: Ask the audience; that's one of your life lines.
Lavender: I think it's a safe bet that Barney is safe for at least one more day, and I'm obviously fine with that.
Tabitha: Sometimes I wonder what Barney is thinking … maybe he's onto me … or maybe he's planning something sinister.
Barney: Did you ever wonder if it's possible to make a glass that can't be either half empty or half full? … Didn't think so.
"Ok; the fifth camper who we are going to laugh at is …
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Tabitha. Let's see her unleash her inner nerd because we all know Clank is a nerd without the glasses! Haha!" Laughed Chris.
"At least nerds are smart which is far more than I can say for you." Replied Tabitha icily as she got up onto the stage.
Chris blinked and snarled at the rich girl on the stage.
Confessional: It's evil vs. wicked; Tabitha's bad and Chris is SICK.
Chris: That girl is such a bitch! But … she really brings in ratings so I'll tolerate her mouthyness for now.
Lavender: Chris really can't take criticism can he?
Tabitha: I guess if I want to Cosplay Clank decently I'll just have to talk like Hector does. And maybe make up some scientific mumbo jumbo as well.
"Hmm; Ratchet, it looks like the hyper space work drive on the ship is broken. I suggest that we discombobulate the bibulants and sifaluxitate the quantum warpism chain powered bobble matical lasinator. And while we're at it we should stop at galaxy burger and order a Cragmite Blasterinator type of weapon."
"Do you understand anything she's saying?" Whispered Jimmy to Quana.
"Not one tiny bit of it." Replied Quana.
"Hey Ratchet; remember that time we were on Planet Tabora and we found the logic puzzle? Break glass to get rock to break glass to get wrench? But then the other container said break glass to get wrench to break glass to get rock to break glass to get wrench. But before I could solve the puzzle you cheated and used your current wrench to get the new wrench. Such is the life of the pint sized sidekick."
Tabitha took a bow and the audience applauded her; Kasimar and Nakia refrained from doing so as it would have aroused a lot of suspicion. Tabitha got off the stage and Chris had a facial expression that simply said 'meh'.
"Not bad … but I could hardly understand anything you said. Nerd! Haha!" Laughed Chris. Tabitha just rolled her eyes and sat back down.
"You know." Said Jimmy suddenly. "I don't know why … but the phrase 'Cragmite Blaster' means something to me … but I just can't put my finger on what it is."
"I have that exact *cough* same feeling." Agreed Spider.
Confessional: I think that breaks the fourth wall into a fair few pieces.
Tabitha: That wasn't such a bad cosplay on my part … immunity isn't important to me this time since I have a total of four votes on my side … but if Kasimar and Nakia don't get immunity its pretty given that one of them is outta here; no way will Uzuri vote for anyone else.
Xaria: Ok … I don't think even Stephen Hawking could have understood even half of those words Tabitha was saying.
"Not bad; but there is a fully possible chance that none of those five acts will get immunity." Said Chris as he took a coin out of the hat with Spider's face on it. "And now it's time for some another complete loser to make a complete fool of themselves … and Spider dweeb that's you! Haha!"
Spider shrugged off Chris's insult as he adjusted his top hat so it was straight; he made his way onto the stage to begin his performance.
"Boo! Boo!" Jeered Nakia.
Confessional: I'm not scared at all.
Nakia: My goal is that if I can't win I'll make sure Spider can't win either; that little worm is an embarrassment to be around; a filthy smear no our successful society in fact.
Xaria: Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea whatsoever why Nakia hates Spider so much?
Spider stood on the stage looking very neat and tidy in his Layton get up. He cleared his throat and began his act.
"What's that Luke? Flora has *cough* brain cancer? …That reminds me of a *cough* puzzle! One wolf says he can run twice *sneeze* as fast as the second wolf, the second wolf *cough* says he can twice as fast as the *cough* first. Which wolf runs faster? And while you *gag* ponder on the answer for a handful of *cough* picarats I shall drink some refined tea as *sneeze* it is the only way to be a true *cough* gentleman."
"It has occurred to me that *cough* I have the best theme song of any *cough* Nintendo DS character. It's especially good in the *cough* orchestral version. So … have you figured out the *cough* puzzle? The answer is infinity for you would *cough* have to keep doubling each wolf's speed to match *cough* what they claim their speed is. And while we're at it a *cough* true gentleman never leaves another gentleman *cough* behind. Even if *cough* the gentleman in peril is surrounded *cough* by obsessive Twilight fan girls."
"I shall see you all *cough* in archeology class; it's time for my next *cough* cup of tea." Said Spider as he struck the same pose Professor Layton does when he completes a puzzle.
The crowd cheered for Spider; well, most of the crowd did but Nakia typically booed and Kasimar just scowled.
"You go Spider!" Cheered Quana from her seat.
"A true gentleman like Layton himself!" Added Eleanor.
"Bah humbug! What's so good about that vermin?" Scoffed Nakia. "He's just so stupid!"
"You know what else is stupid?" Asked Uzuri.
"No; what?" Asked Nakia rudely.
"You are! Teehee!" Laughed Uzuri as she clapped for Spider.
Nakia blinked and scowled in anger at the blond haired sweetie next to her.
"Well Spider; I don't know if you've done enough for immunity … but you accurately portrayed Layton." Said Chris reluctulently as being nice wasn't his cup of tea. "Either way; I guess you did sorta alright."
Spider rejoined the crowd and as he sat next to Quana he couldn't help but notice Nakia glaring at him with pure loathing and hatred. Spider gulped silently as he relaxed while Quana put her arm around him. Spider smiled and tried not to look at Nakia's glare of hatred.
Confessional: A matter of 'loath' and death! LOL!
Nakia: While I seriously want Spider out of the competition, in a body bag if at all possible, it might be hard to get rid of him … but there's another person who might be a little easier to get rid of that I also greatly dislike…
Quana: Spider did really well; I should probably play the Professor Layton games sometimes. I wonder if I can pull off Mario as good as Spider did Layton?
Spider: I enjoyed that; maybe I *cough* could go to a Cosplay convention sometime. I'd *cough* be professor Layton … and maybe Quana could be a cat girl. (Spider chuckles to himself).
Kasimar: I'd love to beat the life out of Bug … but after the whole 'Mable incident' I might have to lie low in terms of fighting for at least a little while. It'll be worth winning though. On a related note … I'm pissed off!
"Next up to board the Humiliation Express is … Lavender." Said Chris with a sudden sadistic smirk. "This ought to be good; nobody likes Tom Nook … and the same can be said about Lavender! Haha!"
A rock was thrown at Chris's head and he wailed in pain; he turned around but couldn't figure out who threw it.
Confessional: Rock and roll like a boulder!
Barney: You mess with Lavender and you mess with me. Chris should know that by now.
Chris: (He is crying like a baby who has only just been born).
Lavender stood on stage in her Tanooki shop keeper get up; she felt as ridiculous as an emo clown. Lavender sighed and began her act.
"Welcome to Nook's Cranny Mr. or Mrs. Player character. Feel free to browse but try not to carouse. Hoho. And remember; once you've finished working for me I'll force you into the Happy Room Academy or HRA so that I can play off you insecurities of criticism and thus you will buy more stuff and Ill become rich. If you don't I'll send the raccoon goons after you. Do you understand me Mr. or Mrs. Player character?"
"Keep hold of those raffle tickets so that at the end of the month you can have a very low chance of getting up to three rare items! But I need not worry; your determination and greed will make you come crawling back to me each and every time. Hoho!
"And when you make me filthy rich I will close my store for the day and remodeled it while laughing at the inconvenience I have caused you! But you won't mind because you'll have a better chance at getting that cabin dresser you've been wanting. It's still a low chance but it's all good! Hoho."
"So stop by Nook's Cranny and let me rip you off; Tom Nook is a crook; if you buy from me then you'll get took. Hoho." Finished Lavender while inwardly feeling extremely embarrassed; this would give Kasimar more reason to hassle her … but then again he was the one in a pink dress.
The audience began clapping, cheering and laughing good naturedly at Lavender's somewhat deadpan and snarky portrayal of Tom Nook. It also seemed to have a little bit of accidental nightmare fuel but that didn't really bother anyone.
"Ok; that was amusing." Said Chris in a critical voice with all the grace of a fish. "But Tom Nook isn't really like that in the games."
"Look online Chris; everyone thinks he's like that." Replied Lavender as she sat back down in the audience.
"Ok; I think I will!" Retorted Chris whilst hoping to be able to prove Lavender wrong.
Confessional: Tom Nook the mob boss of the Tanooki Mafia. Straight from Chicago!
Chris: (He is looking at something on a laptop and blinks in surprise). Whoa; she was right after all. Hmm; Tom Nook really isn't well liked by the fandom it seems. Who would have thought?
Lavender: I have a feeling I've one upped Chris.
Spider: I don't know why but *cough* thinking about what Lavender said too *sneeze* hard gives me the heebie jeebies.
"So; not only did Lavender humiliate herself on international television but also made me aware that Tom Nook is thought to run a mafia." Said Chris while somehow keeping a relatively calm tone. "But quickly moving no from that … I think its time for another person to do some Cosplay. And that person will be … Eleanor!"
Chris held up a coin with Eleanor's smiling face on it and Eleanor groaned as she knew acting like Pikachu would be very embarrassing indeed. Eleanor got up from her place on the bleachers and walked over to the stage, her electric volt shaped belt tail swishing a little as she walked.
Confessional: I'm out of ideas and so is Eleanor.
Eleanor: Ok; does anybody have a suggestion how I put on a Decent Cosplay as Pikachu when all he or she can say is his or her name? Why am I asking a camera? It's not like anyone can respond to me as I speak. Oh well; I guess I'll just try my best because really that's all anyone can ask from anyone.
Eleanor got on the stage and thought what she should do as she walked to center stage; she quickly decided to just wing it. Chris cued her to start and Eleanor began to act like Pikachu.
"Pika piiika! Pika … Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Said Eleanor in an attempt to act like Pikachu when it did the thunderbolt attack that always sent Team Rocket 'blasting off again'. "Piiiikaaaa!"
Eleanor dropped to all fours and attempted to scratch behind her ears with her foot; she felt very embarrassed just like Lavender had been and maybe even more so.
"Pika piiika!" Chirped Eleanor in a way that resembled her ferrets to some degree."
"Yahahahaha! Man that girl is such a retard!" Laughed Kasimar from the audience. "She must have brain damage to put on an act like this! Yahahaha!"
A pebble hit Kasimar full force on the head.
"OW! Who did that?" Barked Kasimar angrily.
Nobody noticed Jimmy adjusting his hat.
Confessional: Rock paper rock!
Jimmy: You'd be surprised just how much stuff I can fit under my hat; it's that roomy.
"Ok; I think we can stop the act right there." Said Chris with an amused look on his face. "Eleanor … what the hell was that?"
"It was my cosplay act." Replied Eleanor while trying not to look at Kasimar who was sneering at her.
"You call it an act … I call it crap; definitely the worst so far! Haha!" Laughed Chris snidely.
"Well it's kind of hard to Cosplay a character who can't say anything besides their own name you know!" Said Eleanor in an attempt to be brave.
"Whatever; you girl are talentless and an all round retarded sk- OW!" Wailed Chris as another pebble was thrown at his head with a fair bit of force. "Stop doing that you meanies! Boohoo!"
Confessional: Kick the dog … or ferret lover as the case may be.
Chris: (He is crying both pitifully and pathetically).
Jimmy: Never underestimate the power of rock … the rock I threw, not the music genre.
Eleanor: I saw Jimmy throw that rock; that was really nice of him to stand up for me like that. This Island has more bullies than just Kasimar.
Spider: I think I know what Chris was *cough* going to call Eleanor. That was *cough* completely unprovoked. Just how much does *cough* his contract allow him to get away *sneeze* with?
Uzuri: Chris is such a (thing that is too scary for us to put in this show legally). And that goes double the power of triple for his hair!
Andy: It's official; Chris is a self absorbed bully of an asshole.
Kasimar: Chris is funny; I'd let him in my gang if he were my age and also if he wasn't such a wimp.
Chris soon stopped crying and after demanding that particular footage be cut from the episode he quickly resumed the challenge.
"Ok then; eight of you have done the challenge and have given us some good laughs … but we still have four more of you to degrade and humiliate. So let's get right to it! Haha!" Laughed Chris as he reached into the hat and took out a coin with Uzuri's face on it. "Looks like Uzuri is the ninth person to perform their Cosplay. Let's see how good she can imitate Dingodile; she has a little bit in common with him already being that she's a complete freak of nature! Haha!"
"Go choke on your own blood Chris." Frowned Uzuri as he got up and approached the stage.
"You tell him Uzuri." Agreed Andy.
Confessional: Hack! I'm choking on a pencil!
Uzuri: I don't like Chris; he's quite, for lack of a better term, a prejudiced meanie! He's got such a big head it might inflate so much that it'll explode one of these days.
Tabitha: I could have gone without that mental image. (Tabitha shudders).
Andy: I wish I could convince Uzuri that Tabitha is using her … but I know she won't believe me … what can I do? Before long it's going to be too late. Think Andy THINK!
Uzuri was on stage and was eager to do well with her act. She saw Chris dully cue her to begin and she started her cosplay imitation.
"G'day mates; Dingodile's the name. Struth; it's a hot day out and it's about to get even hotter in the billabong outback because I'm gonna make some toast with my flamethrower! Bring out the butter mates!" Said Uzuri in a really bad Australian accent.
"You little ripper Crash; I'm gonna roast you and bury you down under in the down under! Gwuhaha! What's that you say? Why do I hate you? Mind your own bizzo mate! I oughta take your ashes beyond the black stump and leave them be eaten by the blowies! Bonzer"
"I oughta roast you and then go for a drink in a billabong boozer! Enough talk mate; we're down under for a reason and that reason is to make some bandicoot toast! G'day and g'night! Struth!"
The audience was silent for a moment before cheering. Uzuri took a bow and smiled modestly.
"Boo! Boooooo!" Jeered and sneered Kasimar and Nakia for they both greatly disliked the short blond oddball.
"Ok … that was flat out #bleep# crap." Said Chris with quite a lot of rudeness. "I don't know how much you know about Australia but the locals do not speak like that! Seriously; billabong, what the hell is that?"
"If you must know it's an oxbow lake cutoff by a change in the watercourse." Replied Uzuri promptly. "And Chris … you're pathetic in that you have nothing better to do than upset people; you don't bother me anymore you sad strange little man … and you have my pity."
Uzuri got off the stage and sat down next to Tabitha while a few of the audience applauded her while Chris looked stunned.
"I hate you." Growled Chris.
Confessional: You've got to stand up to bullies and show them you aren't scared of them. Wise words indeed.
Chris: Darn it! There goes my amusement; well, picking on Uzuri was fun while it lasted.
Uzuri: It feels very satisfying to stand up to Chris; he's such a horrid wicked man. I bet he doesn't even feel guilty about what he said to me when everyone but me got a present from home.
Nakia: Uzuri's tears would have amused me … but you can't have everything I suppose.
Andy: To be honest; I thought that Uzuri's cosplay act was really good. Chris probably just said that to spite her due to his dislike of her. That man should get serious help.
"Well; moving no from that abysmal performance its time for the tenth cosplay act." Said Chris as he reached into the hat and took out a coin with Andy's face on it. "Andy; you're up. Try not to flat out suck ok? I want some acts to actually be at least semi decent."
"I guess I'll try." Shrugged Andy as he approached the stage in his Sonic the hedgehog outfit. "Though seriously; a blue hedgehog? Hedgehogs are brown! But then again Manic is green so it's not the worst case."
"Who?" Said Chris blankly.
Confessional: Sonic Underground stupid.
Andy: The sonic series is ok … but it's been going downhill lately; I prefer Pikmin and Star fox. Still; I liked Bean .. .you know; the green duck with the bombs … from sonic the fighters, remember?
Quana: Andy has a point; why is sonic blue? Was orange not good enough? But then they'd have had to make Tails a different color as well … I guess it equals out in the end.
"Faster than the speed of sound! That's me!" Said Andy in his best sonic sounding voice he could muster. "Dude! I'm gonna go so fast that you'll be a snail in compassion! Woo! Time to beat Dr. Robotnik and his latest stupid invention. The Pathetic Mobile, the Flame Crapper, the Egg Viper or the Filthy Hairy Egg Scissors. Whatever it is I'm fast enough to win … and for some reason it almost always takes eight hits to make it go kaboom!"
"I don't know why but my quills never damage chairs or beds … but they can shred through Robotnik's badnik's like a hot knife through melted butter! On a completely unrelated but speedy note my 2006 video game was abysmal; everyone knows Sonic Adventure was my best adventure. Let's kick that big talking egg's butt!"
"Catch you later keeds because I'm going the speeds! I also happen to be so fast that I can play the minute waltz in seven seconds! Faster than the speed of sound I am! Yes!"
Andy did a spin with a thumbs up and at that moment it was clear his act had finished. The audience applauded besides … guess who. Chris shrugged indifferently at the cosplay act Andy had performed and gave a brief critic.
"While you kept Sonic in character with retardation which may or may not have been on purpose … you got eggman's name wrong! It's Eggman stupid!" Scoffed Chris.
"Chris; his name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik; look it up!" Said Andy coolly.
"It's Eggman because I say so!" Retorted Chris.
"Actually Chris; his name really is Dr. Robotnik yaaar." Said Barney with patience. "I go by the classics and Robotnik was his name in all of them. In fact; he was even called Robotnik in the cartoon series ya plunder blunder."
"Which one?" Asked Lavender. "Sonic X?"
"Actually the AoStH series m'lady." Replied Barney.
"Can we get the attention back to me please?" Whined Chris like a puppy not being treated nicely.
Confessional: Sonic is as fast as a sonic boom … that or he's running to the bathroom.
Andy: That wasn't so bad; and for everyone watching this … it's 'Robotnik', Eggman is what children call him. But then again its kinda a kids series so who knows.
Uzuri: Teehee! He's called Robotnik and he makes robots; that's funny!
Chris: (He is looking at something on his laptop). Once again I stand thoroughly corrected … I hate these little smart asses!
"Only two people left to go; Quana and Nakia." Said Chris as he reached into the hat. "You two should have good acts since you've had the longest to plan what you will be doing. Now … who's it going to be?"
Chris took a coin with Nakia's face on it out of the hat.
"Ok Nakia; time for you to throw away your dignity and act like Waluigi. Everyone else; time for a cheap laugh! Haha!" Laughed Chris.
Nakia flipped Chris the bird as she clenched her fists in anger as she got onto the stage feeling humiliated.
Confessional: Weeeeeeh! That's Waluigi's catchphrase don'cha know?
Spider: I shouldn't laugh, Nakia will kill *cough* me in my sleep … but she looked so *cough* silly. (Spider laughs).
Quana: Maybe a little dose of pure humiliation will teach that girl some manners. I haven't forgotten that insult abut my Hispanic heritage! I just hope she doesn't win immunity … one more night with her and I may consider sleeping outside if myself and Eleanor can't throw her out.
Nakia: I hate Chris! Even if his hair is really top notch.
Chris: I'll take that as a compliment because my perfect hair really is awesome!
Nakia felt both humiliated and furious that she had it dress in overalls and Cosplay as such a disliked character; Nakia felt she deserved better. Everyone else on the other hand would agree this was exactly what she deserved. (Insert Snarky Laughter Here).
"Weeeeeeh! I'm Waluigi, Look! I'm-a dance! I'm-a sing! I'm-a so happy. Wahahahaha." Said Nakia with extreme humiliation. It was clear she wasn't enjoying this at all. "I'm such a great character despite being so pug ugly … and my brother is Wario so I'm the semi handsome one by default. Weeeeeeeh! I've never appeared in a Mario game besides spin offs but it's only a matter of time before I'm-a the star! Wahahahaha! I'm-a the best and I are am an evil version of Luigi! And … urgh!"
Everyone in the audience was laughing; Kasimar was happy somebody besides himself was getting some humiliation and even Tabitha felt that this was quite humorous.
"Walugi the best! I am an expert with the bob-ombs! Boom! Weeeeeeh!" said Nakia as she starting getting more and more angry with the amount of laughter she was receiving.
"Ok; haha! I think that we can, snrrrk, end Nakia's performance, haha, there!" Laughed Chris in extreme amusement.
It took a moment for Chris to stop laughing his ass off before he resumed his normal sadistic expression.
"So Nakia; enjoying the humiliation?" Asked Chris.
"Shut the #bleep# up Maclean!" Snapped Nakia angrily; though in her Waluigi outfit she just didn't look very intimidating, she just looked like a purple big nosed clown more than anything else.
"Well I don't know if you'll get immunity or not ... but still; that was really funny! Haha!" Laughed Chris. "You may take your seat in the audience."
Nakia fumed as she got off the stage and sat back in the audience; she snarled to herself as someday she would have her revenge on these bad haired peasants. And when she did they would be practically begging her for forgiveness.
Confessional: Weeeeeeh! I'm-a Waluigi!
Lavender: (She is laughing in mirth). That was pure comedy gold! And seriously; that big nose makes Nakia almost as ugly as her personality.
Spider: Dressing up a Waluigi on *cough* international television … what could be more *cough* embarrassing.
Kasimar: Yahahahaha! Sucks to be Nakia!
Nakia: (She has a murderous look on her face). Those flippin bastards … they're gonna pay … they're gonna pay.
Xaria: (She is trying not to laugh but quickly fails and starts laughing mirthfully).
Quana: (She is laughing her ass off). Hahahahaha!
"Ok then; with eleven of you done that just leaves Quana to finish off the challenge." Announced Chris. "Will she be as super as Mario? … I seriously doubt it! Haha!"
"We'll see Chris; we'll see." Said Quana as she got onto the stage to start her act.
"It's-a me, Mario! I'm-a the hero of the mushroom kingdom. From humble beginnings such as defeating a renegade ape to saving the whole galaxy I'm-a the best hero in overalls! I love-a pasta and when I was saving Isle Delino whenever I fell asleep I would-a always mumble the names of various pasta's! I'm Sonic's arch enemy but I always-a come out on top except in Death Battles on the internet! It's-a Mario time! Time to kick Bowser right in the shell!"
"Whether it's-a kart racing, mini games, stopping a thousand year old demon, sports of any description or maybe even fighting I'm-a there buddies! Anything is possible with-a the right attitude and a hammer! Never forget that-a advice friends-a! Before I go I have one critically important thing to say … its-a me, Mario! Woohoo!"
Quana made a signature Mario jump and struck a pose; the audience began to cheer. Nakia was the only one who didn't; even Kasimar cheered a little due to being physically attracted to Quana.
"Hmm … it was Mario … but it wasn't really super." Said Chris in a rather bored sounding voice. "But it'll do I suppose … as in it'll do for a final act, not sure about immunity. Well anyway; everyone get changed back into your normal attire and report back here. Once you're all present I'll reveal who has won immunity this time."
Confessional: I'm immune to cold because I'm made of wood! LOL!
Quana: Everybody's a critic; Chris sure is hard to please in any way whatsoever. I tried my best to do a decent Cosplay. Well; I liked this challenge; Kasimar and Nakia both got some comeuppance for their actions and the challenge itself was pretty fun as well.
Uzuri: This challenge was fun! I liked bringing out my inner Australian … though I don't have any Australian blood in me. Oh well! Teehee!
Barney: Yaaaaar! What a challenge right me hearties? I lucked out choosing a pirate to cosplay. I'm feeling mighty good about my chances of receiving immunity today! Yo ho!
The twelve campers were soon changed back into their normal cloths and stood in a space out group in front of Chris. Chris was currently silent and his silence was starting to get on the nerves of the campers as they wanted to know who had received immunity.
"…Can you hurry this up?" Whined Nakia.
"I'll speak when the time is right." Said Chris briefly.
"If you don't want me to kick you in the balls I suggest saying that right now is the right time." Said Xaria in a very deadpan voice.
Chris 'eeped' in fright and took a step away from Xaria.
"Ok, fine, I'll reveal the results." Whimpered Chris in fear. "You all tried your best … but for some of you your best just wasn't good enough. As IU said earlier four of you are getting immunity and the rest of you are vulnerable at tonight's vote. Some acts were just plain terrible but some were rather good."
"So who has immunity?" Asked Andy.
"I'm getting to that!" Snapped Chris. "Ok; the camper in first place today and also receiving a special prize is…
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Jimmy because he accurately Cosplayed Ripto and I was always a fan of the classic Spyro games."
"Alright!" Cheered Jimmy as most of the other campers clapped.
"Jimmy; not only are you immune at tonight's Bonfire Ceremony but you get a special prize. Today's special prize is…
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A cat costume! Perfect for Cosplay conventions."
"Hmm; that doesn't really seem 'me'. Can I just have some Candy instead?"
"Sorry, too bad too sad." Laughed Chris. "You'll have it and like it."
Jimmy shrugged as he was happy that he had won the challenge. Chris quickly continued to reveal who else had immunity.
"The second person with immunity today is…
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Nakia because let's face it; she was just so funny!"
Nakia looked smugly at the people with looks of disbelief on their faces.
"This slightly makes up for the humiliation I wrongfully endured today." Said Nakia condescendingly.
"You've got to be kidding me." Muttered Quana.
"The third person with immunity is…
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Barney; his portrayal of Razorbeard was just so … accurate and believable."
Barney tipped his hat in a bow and smiled.
"What can I say me hearties; I guess I just lucked out." Said Barney with a polite shrug.
"Good job Barney." Congratulated Lavender.
"Ok then; nine people without immunity and one place for immunity left … the final immunity spot goes to…
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Kasimar because he made me laugh!"
"Yeah! Yahahaha! In your #bleep# faces you stupid retards! Kiss my ass!" Laughed Kasimar.
The sounds of complaints and protests arose from most of the campers but Chris ignored them until they quieted down. Tabitha didn't show it but she was relieved that two of her alliance members had gotten immunity.
"Your complaints cannot make me change my mind." Said Chris with a smug sadistic smile. "The best cosplayers won. As it stands Jimmy, Nakia, Barney and Kasimar have won immunity. The rest of you … one of you is getting voted off tonight."
"You are such a biased bigot." Frowned Xaria.
"Oh whatever bumble bee; go and make some honey!" Replied Chris with a satisfied grin. "Now if you losers will excuse me its time for my massage and free latté so I'll see you all at the Bonfire Ceremony tonight. Ciao!"
Chris left for his massage after flipping the bird to all twelve campers; most the campers grumbled at the fact Nakia and Kasimar were both immune as they dispersed to kill time until the Bonfire Ceremony.
Confessional: Killing time? I can do that easily by stabbing an alarm clock! LOL!
Tabitha: I decided to talk strategy with Nakia and Kasimar; at this point it would be a good idea to pick off the threats so by the time only a few camper remain we'll only be left with the weakest opposition. But things are rarely as simple as we would like them to be…
Jimmy: Alright! I won the challenge! Looks like I'm here for another day. When I win that money I'm going to buy the local sweet shop; I might even get a discount since I'm on the list of their top ten most valued customers … so maybe…
Tabitha was meeting up with Kasimar and Nakia in the woods outside the camp; she was going to talk about who they should eliminate next. In Tabitha's opinion the prime candidates were Lavender and Xaria as they were very adept at the challenges most of the time. When Tabitha arrived at the clearing they usually met up at Nakia and Kasimar were already there and looked like they were agreeing on something.
"Hey guys; good job on winning immunity, I knew I could rely on you." Said Tabitha to flatter her allies and keep them loyal to her though she was thinking something like... "Though I hardly trust you if at all."
"Thanks; so … now we've got to choose somebody to vote out right?" Said Nakia.
"Exactly; I'm thinking either Lavender or Xaria as they're probably the biggest threats at the moment."
"I could think of better options." Grunted Kasimar.
"It's not about who you want to see gone." Sighed Tabitha. "It's strategy; if we pick of the strongest of our opposition now then we'll have an easier time when the challenges get harder."
"Well I have a better idea who to vote off; somebody who should go immediately, before Lavender and Xaria even." Said Nakia.
"Spider right? He's not a threat!" Said Tabitha sounding frustrated. "We'll get him at our earliest possible convenience but that time hasn't arrived yet."
"I wasn't talking about Spider." Said Nakia airily.
"Then who?" Asked Tabitha curiously.
After a moment of silence Kasimar lost patience and grunted obnoxiously.
"She means Uzuri." Explained Kasimar. "And I'm in agreement with her."
"But Uzuri is in this alliance!" Said Tabitha in exasperation. "It's in our best interests to keep her around."
"Not #bleep# likely; she revealed to everyone I was dressing as Princess Peach and got me more humiliation than I would have otherwise had. And I kinda hate her as well." Explained Kasimar.
"And she's just so annoying! She also gives me a lot of lip! That mouthy asswipe has to go!" Chimed in Nakia. "I refuse to work with her."
"But if Uzuri goes we'll only have three votes in our favor." Reasoned Tabitha. "It'll therefore be harder to vote out the people we want."
"Well think of it this way." Said Nakia smugly. "If you keep Uzuri me and Kasimar will not only ditch you but we'll blow your cover as well. What's it gonna be? Vote off the freak and have three votes in your favor … or keep her and end up with two votes in your favor … or likely even less."
Tabitha blinked and snarled.
"Are you blackmailing me?" Asked Tabitha angrily.
"Blackmail is such an ugly word." Said Nakia with a rather nasty grin. "I prefer to call it righting the wrongs."
"Make your choice Tabitha." Added Kasimar. "I don't care who I'm with as long as I can stay in the game … but I want Uzuri gone. Break up your alliance with her … got it?"
Tabitha growled but sighed as she had no way out of this.
"Ok fine! I'll do it." Said Tabitha irritably. "But you two seriously owe me one; another stunt like this and I might sabotage both of you in challenges."
"Reverse blackmail? Impressive." Said Kasimar in acknowledgement. "So … are we in agreement?"
"Heck yeah." Nodded Nakia.
"Fine; but next time I'm deciding who leaves." Said Tabitha as she walked away muttering to herself. "You stupid traitorous jackasses"
"I think I'm going to enjoy this." Chuckled Kasimar to himself.
"Same here; that ugly girl simply has to go." Agreed Nakia.
"Oh; and if you try anything like this on me I'll slit your throat, got it?" Said Kasimar to assert the fact he was higher ranked than Nakia so to speak.
"Yes sir." Whimpered Nakia.
Confessional: Stab in the back and twist … brutal traitorism.
Tabitha: (She has her head in her hand and looks annoyed). Great, just GREAT! I'm in a situation where I'm losing part of my alliance no matter what … well; I knew I was going to have to backstab Uzuri eventually … but I was gonna do it around the final four. Well; change of plan I guess. Well; I can still pull off a win with an alliance of three. It'll be myself, Kasimar and Nakia in the finals … with me on top. Here I go then … and I know how to make Uzuri stay silent as well. ...Oh I wish this day had never come...
Andy: I don't know why … but I can feel the winds of change blowing in the air.
Nakia: Time to take out the trash; well, the recyclable trash I suppose because nobody is more trashy than Spider is.
Uzuri was in a different part of the forest and was blissfully unaware of the plan that had been set in motion. Currently she was sitting on a stump a distance outside camp with her Little Miss Emo doll; she was thinking to herself … though rather than strategy is was about which movie she should buy a backstage pass to with the prize money if she won.
"It's been a fun eighteen days so far; and I've still got ten more to go. Maybe I could win the whole competition; that would really stick it to Chris." Said Uzuri to herself. "What do you think little Miss Emo?"
Uzuri pulled the strong on her doll and it began to say another one of it's over nine thousand catchphrases.
"An empty stadium is like life; empty, pointless and full of the urge to end it all. Heheheheheh!" Laughed the emo doll it it's usual scary laugh.
"I wonder who I should vote for tonight … I guess Tabitha will tell me." Pondered Uzuri.
At that moment Tabitha walked into the vicinity and spotted Uzuri. Uzuri looked up and saw Tabitha walking over to her and gave a cheery wave.
"Hi Tabitha; you did really good at the challenge today. It's too bad that Kasimar and Nakia won immunity; they're as horrible as clotted blood." Said Uzuri spookily.
"Err; yeah." Said Tabitha in mild disgust at the mental image. "Could you please tone down the sadistic insults a little? I don't want the mental images and I need to tell you something important so I need your attention."
"Okey dokie Tabitha; what is it?" Asked Uzuri as she focused her attention on Tabitha. "Is it about who we're voting off?"
"In a manner of speaking … yes." Stated Tabitha. "Ok; how do I put this…?"
"Put what? Is something the matter?" Asked Uzuri in concern.
"Ok; you know we're in an alliance right?" Said Tabitha with a sudden look of deviousness in her eye's that Uzuri didn't notice.
"Uh huh; why, are we getting anew member?" Asked Uzuri with a smile.
"Actually … its over." Said Tabitha calmly.
"What? Why?" Asked Uzuri in surprise. "I thought the alliance was working out well."
"Well let's just say … I've got a better deal." Smirked Tabitha which Uzuri noticed and was confused by.
"But … I'm your friend. Shouldn't friends come before monetary gain?" Asked Uzuri softly.
"… You really don't know do you?" Asked Tabitha with a chuckle.
"Know what?" Said Uzuri sounding a little upset now.
"I was never your friend and furthermore I most certainly never EVER will be." Said Tabitha in a very mean tone of voice. "To me you're just a freak; somebody who normal people shouldn't have the misfortune of being exposed to."
Uzuri looked stunned as a tear exited her eye.
"From the start you were pathetically easy to manipulate; your desperation for friends and acceptance made it all the more convenient for me." Smirked Tabitha. "I mean; who do you think was responsible for the elimination of Yessica, Gary and also Spider's allergy attack? I thank you for being a decent pawn in my game plan … but in all seriousness, given the choice, I would have not wanted anything to do with you, you little freak."
Uzuri looked like she was about to burst into tears as this was an extreme emotional blow. Tabitha looked completely passive and indifferent to all this.
"But … why?" said Uzuri as she started sobbing.
"I have my reasons." Said Tabitha simply. "And just so you know … you'd better not tell anyone of what has just occurred."
"…Why shouldn't I you horrible BITCH!" Yelled Uzuri in extreme sadness and fury.
"Because if you do open your freaky little mouth I will have the powerful lawyers in my family have your house taken from you; you'll live on the streets … and unless I'm mistaken I seriously doubt anyone would want to help you … you little freak." Finished Tabitha nastily. "Ciao; see you at the ceremony … and don't think I won't carry out my threats because I would. Thanks for making the game so much easier."
As Tabitha left Uzuri's heart beat painfully fast; in a few moments she burst into tears. Her so called best friend had used her the entire time. And she felt no remorse. How could she?
"Why?" Whispered Uzuri between miserable sobs.
Confessional: The twenty fifth letter of the alphabet.
Uzuri: (She just sobs and as she looks up at the camera she just whimpers in misery).
Tabitha: Brutal but necessary ... but I didn't want to do that; that was wrong even by my standards. But, what choice do I have? If I don't win...
Andy: As long as Tabitha is in this game and isn't immune I'm voting for her every single time from now on. And thus … I vote Tabitha.
Quana: I vote Xaria; it's not that I don't like her or anything … I just don't know her as well as almost everyone else.
Spider: I'm voting for either *cough* Lavender as she's a threat or *cough* Tabitha as I don't know her very well… who to *cough* choose. Hmm … got it. (Spider takes a coin out of his pocket). Heads I vote for *cough* Lavender, tails I vote for Tabitha. (Spider flips the coin). Heads … I vote Lavender … sorry.
Nakia: looks like everything is working out as planned; I vote Uzuri and I hope the boat explodes with her on it! That'll teach her for being so rude to me.
Jimmy: (He is holding a coin). Heads I vote for Uzuri; tails I vote for Tabitha. (Jimmy flips the coin). Heads; sorry Uzuri. I hope you have fun at the Playa.
The sun had set on the horizon and the moon was out over Wawanakwa Island. The twelve campers were seated around the Bonfire Pit on stumps and logs. Some looked confident they would stay; other looked irritated that Nakia and Kasimar had immunity, some were a little worried and one was sad. Uzuri had a horrible and sad feeling in her gut but was managing to keep her face neutral. Maybe she was going tonight … but maybe fortune would smile upon her and she would stay.
"Why didn't I listen to Andy." Thought Uzuri.
Andy meanwhile was seated on the stump next to Uzuri; he felt quite calm and didn't think he was in any danger of being voted off. He had noticed Uzuri's slightly blank expression, he had also noticed Tabitha's casual smirk. He noticed that Uzuri wasn't sitting next to Tabitha like usual and he wondered if Tabitha had done what he had been dreading.
Chris arrived with a tray of eleven marshmallows and put them on the oil drum that he stood behind every ceremony. He was silent for a few seconds before he spoke up to the twelve campers in front of him.
"Campers; we have reached the final twelve. After tonight only eleven will remain and we'll be in the home stretch. Tomorrow will begin the countdown as only ten days will remain until one of you wins a million dollars; quite a handsome sum of money though not as handsome as me! Haha!"
"Get on with it Maclean." Said Xaria as she sat on her stump with her arms crossed as she looked up at the starry sky.
"I'm about to!" Whined Chris.
"I agree with Xaria; it's cold tonight and I'd like to check on Frost and Dandelion." Added Eleanor as she sat on another stump and began to hum a tune to herself.
"Ok; fine, whatever!" Snapped Chris as he picked up one of the marshmallows. "When I call your name, come and get a marshmallow. That means that you are safe and will still be here for tomorrow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately walk the dock of shame and board the boat of losers … that means you are out … and you can't come back … ever."
Chris held up the marshmallow for all to see and resumed speaking.
"The first four marshmallows go to our challenge winners who are immune." Said Chris.
"Jimmy"
"Nakia"
"Barney"
"Kasimar"
Those four got up and claimed there marshmallows while the remaining eight campers stayed seated and waited for the ceremony to continue."
"Ok then; the first marshmallow to go to a votable person goes to … Quana."
"Spider"
"Andy"
"Eleanor"
"Xaria"
"Tabitha"
Only Lavender and Uzuri remained without a marshmallow; Uzuri simply hung her head and looked at her shows while Lavender looked a little worried and gripped the sides of her stump.
"Lavender … Uzuri … this is the final marshmallow of the night; one of you is about to lose their chance at the million and must walk the dock of shame and board the boat of losers … and you can't come back … ever. The final marshmallow of the night goes to…
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Lavender gave a sigh of relief and smiled as she got up and took her marshmallow. She was still in the game for now.
Uzuri sighed sadly as she had been eliminated. Not only that but she had been betrayed by her so called best friend on the same day.
"Well Uzuri; you're out … can't say I'm unhappy; in fact, it just goes to show that freaks never get anywhere in the world! Haha!" Laughed Chris sadistically. "To the dock of shame with you and good riddance! Haha!"
"…Screw you Chris." Said Uzuri sadly. "See you around guys; good job on getting to the final eleven … good job to most of you anyway."
With a last wave Uzuri started to walk to the dock of shame. The remaining eleven waved goodbye; even Tabitha did so as not to make anybody suspicious.
"Well everyone; you're all safe … this time. You can all go back to your cabins." Said Chris. "As for me I'm going to drink a latté."
Chris left as did ten of the campers. One camper stayed behind; after looking back and seeing nobody was still there he quickly ran to the dock of shame after Uzuri since she hadn't left yet.
"Hey Uzuri!" Called Andy.
Uzuri turned around on the dock looking very depressed and managed to make a small smile.
"Oh hi Andy; need something." Said Uzuri with a small sniffle.
"Let me guess; Tabitha betrayed you didn't she?" Said Andy sympathetically.
"…I should have listened to you." Said Uzuri while fighting back the urge to cry. "Tabitha was so brutal … she didn't even care how upset she was making me. You were right all along. I'm such a stupid idiotic fool."
"Don't put yourself down." Said Andy nicely. "Sometimes … the more we like someone the more blind we are to their faults. I just wish I could have said something."
"Why didn't you?" Asked Uzuri.
"Tabitha was blackmailing me; she said … if I told anyone she'd make Mable homeless." Explained Andy bitterly.
"She said she'd make me homeless too." Said Uzuri. "…You're a good person Andy; I can see why Mable likes you. I'm sorry I yelled at you yesterday."
"No need to apologize." Smiled Andy.
"Give her heck Andy." Said Uzuri with a small smile as she boarded the boat of losers which took off into the night.
"…I will Uzuri." Promised Andy. "It's war now."
As the boat of losers sailed away towards the Playa Des Losers Uzuri sat on a box that was on board and sighed to herself.
"I'm such a gullible lemming; I bet Chris is laughing so much now that I'm gone. Am I a freak?" Sniffled Uzuri.
"Don't put yourself down." Said a familiar voice from behind her. "You're not a freak; in fact, quite the opposite. You're one of the best people I've ever met."
Uzuri turned around with a sudden smile and standing there was Vinnie with a warm comforting smile on his face.
"Vinnie!" Squeed Uzuri as she hugged her boyfriend. "I've missed you!"
"I've missed you too Uzuri." Said Vinnie. "I saw everything from the Playa. I'm so sorry I couldn't do anything about it."
"It's alright … all good things must come to an end I guess." Said Uzuri with a sad sniffle.
"I think I know how to turn that frown upside down." Said Vinnie as he reached for something in the corner of the boat.
"What is it?" Asked Uzuri.
"A present from your parents; yours got delayed in the mail and arrived at the Playa earlier today. Want to read it?" Asked Vinnie as he gave Uzuri a box and an envelope.
"Do I ever." Said Uzuri excitedly as she opened the letter and began to read it.
Dear Uzuri
We hope you are having a great time on Total Drama letterz. We have watched every episode and we are so proud of how well you are doing. We can see that you've made some good friends … but that Tabitha girl is not nice. She's using you. Don't let her get away with her schemes.
It looks like you've been hit with cupid's arrow judging by the way you look that that Vinnie boy as well as your 'unique' way of flirting. We completely support you liking him and if you two hook up we would love to meet him. It's about time you had some true friends.
Do not pay any attention to what Chris says to you; he is a nasty bully and mark our words he will get what he deserves in the end as bad people usually do. He is wrong about you; you are not a freak at all; you are a special and wonderful young lady and don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
We miss you and win or lose we're very proud of you all the same. Now enjoy your summer on wawanakwa; and remember, when flirting with Vinnie, eye contact!
Love from your mummy and daddy
Uzuri was smiling happily with a few happy tears in her eyes when she finished the letter. Vinnie was smiling as well; he hadn't read the letter but seeing his girlfriend happy made him happy as well.
"Also; the box contains some doughnuts judging by the smell; shall we share them together?" Asked Vinnie.
Uzuri looked at Vinnie for a moment before glomping him as they shared a sweet tender kiss while the moonlight shone down from the starry ski above them.
Chris stood on the dock of shame looking very pleased indeed. He gave a wave to the camera and flashed his pearly whites.
"Day eighteen, like the cosplaying, has ended. Uzuri had been betrayed and voted off which she deserves! Haha! Good riddance! Only eleven campers remain and ten challenges are still to be done. Who will be the next camper to walk the dock of shame? Will Tabitha feel guilt … not likely! Will the next challenge be very big or simply trivial? And will anything exciting happen? Find out next time on Total Drama Letterz!"
Votes
Andy: Tabitha
Barney: Tabitha
Eleanor: Lavender
Jimmy: Uzuri
Kasimar: Uzuri
Lavender: Uzuri
Nakia: Uzuri
Quana: Xaria
Spider: Lavender
Tabitha: Uzuri
Uzuri: (Didn't vote due to crying).
Xaria: Eleanor
Uzuri: 5
Lavender: 2
Tabitha: 2
Xaria: 1
Eleanor: 1
Discounted votes: 1
Voted off: Daisy, Patch, Fifi, Nakia, Carlton, Yessica, Hector, Zita, Andy, Irene, Wallace, Gary, Raven, Vinnie, Daisy again, Oscar, Mable, Uzuri.
I really didn't want to do that. Uzuri was one of my very favorite characters and personally I really wish she could have stayed for longer … but for plot reasons this is where she was scheduled to go. Tabitha will get her comeuppance, don't you worry.
Uzuri was quite oddball and strange. Her main purpose in the story was to show that people can be different and strange yet still be wonderful and nice individuals. In a way her point was to challenge prejudice and people who hate differences. Plus she was funny as well. But we'll be seeing her again from time to time, I promise.
I should probably head for the hills since I'm positive some people will be angry about this … but at least the chapter ended nicely for Uzuri right?
Next Time: It's time for another episode of Total Ousted Alphabet; look forward to interviews with Vinnie, Daisy, Oscar, Mable and Uzuri.