Ty: There's no way you can win this Darth!
Darth Rabbid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Ty jumped over Darth Rabbid and crossed two lightsabers across his neck) If you know what's good for you, you'll leave.
Darth Rabbid: DAH…(Darth Rabbid shot lighting out of his hands and hit Ty in the back. Super Rabbid punched DM in the chest and sent him back a bit)
DM: Oh no you didn't! (DM charged at Super Rabbid and sent him flying back. Then he teleported and kicked Super Rabbid into the air.) Spinning Darkness! (DM grabbed Super Rabbid by the arms, started spinning, and slammed him into the ground) Never try to hit me, or you're just going to get you're butt kicked. (Then Super Rabbid flew out of the hole and kicked DM back.)
Naruto Rabbid: DAHSENGAN! (The Naruto Rabbid ran at Mewtwo and aimed the Dahsengan at him. Mewtwo grabbed Naruto Rabbid's arm, flipped him, and shot a Shadow Ball at him. The Naruto Rabbid quickly turned around and blocked with the Dahsengan)
Mewtwo: Gah, this is taking forever. (Mewtwo and the Naruto Rabbid charged at each other…)
"Where do you think Bowser is?"
"He's probably gotten himself in some kind of trouble like he usually does." The Smashers and the Straw Hats made their way into town.
"Guess Mewtwo was right. Look over there." Zolo pointed at the Navy ships in the harbor. "He probably got captured by the Navy. After all, anyone who helps us gets a bounty sooner or later. If we don't get him out of there, they're probably gonna kill him."
"How are we going to get inside?"
"I got an idea." Jake pulled out a Bumper, a Bomb, some cloaking devices, and a Cracker Launcher.
"What are the explosives for?"
"The bomb is for setting Bowser free, and the Cracker Launcher is for setting the ships on fire if things get hasty."
"And the Bumper?"
"I don't know. It's just fun to use!"
"I wouldn't know. They were banned during the Melee Tournament." Everyone except the Straw Hats put cloaking devices on. "Why aren't you guys wearing one?"
"We think it's more fun to fight then to hide. Except Usopp and Chopper, that is."
"Hey! I'm the fearless Captain Usopp!"
"Look, a rabid dog."
"AH!" Usopp hid behind a crate.
"Fearless, huh?"
"T-that was cruel, Zolo!"
"Whatever. Let's just get the turtle back so we can leave this tiny island!"
The Smashers turned the cloaking devices off. "A raid it is, then. With seven ships, we can split into four teams of two and two of three and search each ship. It shouldn't take very long." And so they split into six teams, consisting of Falco, Usopp, and Nami, Pikachu, Chopper, and Robin, Roy and Sanjii, Jake and Franky, Meta Knight and Zolo, and Mewtwo and Luffy.
"How many times before have been in enemy territory? This should make it the hundredth time."
"This place gives me the creeps!"
Nami sighed as she lit a lantern. They were in a room filled with Navy soldiers. Everyone stared at each other as Nami blew out the lantern. There were sounds of yelling, screaming, punching, and hitting. When Nami lit the lantern again, all of the Navy soldiers were unconscious and Falco had some feathers missing. "What just happened?!"
"I think when the lights turned off, I tripped on a broken board and collided with some barrels. The barrels then fell and knocked the soldiers out."
"Hmm. I need to learn this art!"
"Usopp, you use that art every day." The three walked into the next room. "Uh oh."
"Shush. Remain quiet and hide behind the crates. Let me handle this." And so they did. Driving the Navy ship was two Navy captains. One was large, tall, and muscular, and the other was a blonde woman.
"Have you both arrived at the Captains meeting?"
"Yes sir. All six of the Navy ships here will be sailing into the ocean to meet any minute now."
"Good. Make sure everything goes according to plan."
"Yes leader."
Falco was hiding while aiming a rifle at the two. "What are these people up to?"
"Mach Speed!" All of the Navy soldiers were taken down in the blink of an eye.
"And I didn't even have to raise a finger. Chopper, we need you to go ahead. I'll open the door as quietly as possible." A hand popped out of the wooden wall and silently opened the door. Chopper crawled toward the door and went inside. The two waited until Chopper gave them a signal. They waited for a few seconds until a faint tapping was heard. Robin and Pikachu stepped inside and hid to the side. Two Navy captains, one a man with blonde hair and the second a short man-woman, were talking to a snail. An evil, yet childish, voice was coming from it.
"It's good to know you to made it. Remember if you fail, you'll both be getting a nasty surprise when you get back. Neither of you should even be there."
"Yes sir. I'll make sure we don't fail."
"Good."
Roy and Sanjii were doing pretty good. They knocked out every guard quickly, and without making a sound. They ran into the room loud though. Two Navy captains, one with a blonde ponytail and the other with a swirly orange mask faced them.
"It looks like we've got intruders."
"Oh boy! What should we do?"
"Block them both. We don't need any ruckus until the Navy ships get together."
"That's it? Okay!" The masked figure took out a knife and sliced his thumb. He then rubbed the blood coming from it across the floor. A barrier appeared in front of Roy and Sanjii, blocking them.
"Dang it."
"Oh, we're sailing down the Mississippi!" Jake was spinning the wheel while Franky dug through some of the crates. The captains of their ship were just normal soldiers who had to take the captain's place.
Meta Knight and Zolo were sitting behind some crates, listening to the captain's conversation, just like the others. They were both men, one white with white hair, and the other with greenish-blue hair and a mask. They were both in Navy outfits. "So when will this pirate meeting start?"
"In exactly one minute. Until then, let's take a nap."
"A nap? You can't be serious."
"Of course not. Let's just wait for the signal and then we'll go."
Mewtwo teleported himself and Luffy into the room where they hid, just like everyone, except Roy and Sanjii, did. In the room was Chaser, Hina, some guy with a sleep mask, and Bowser, still gnawing on his cage. "General Aokiji, why did we need all of the captains here for one person?"
"Don't ask me. I don't make the rules. Anyways, it's time we set sail. Wake me when we get there." Aokiji fell asleep. Chaser, Hina and Bowser stared at him. Then they all yelled, "Wake up!"
"I'm up! I'm up! Are we there yet?"
"We haven't even set sail yet, you lazy bum!"
"Then why'd you wake me?"
"Because it'll only take us a minute to arrive!"
"Well why did the turtle wake me up?"
"I'm a tyrant. No one ignores me and gets away with it."
"Usually the enemy tries to get away while I asleep. Good job on being modest or whatever." A minute later, the seven ships the Smashers were hiding in were in a circle a mile away from the island. The fourteen captains, who included Jake and Franky, who were wearing Navy outfits, were at the bough of their ships. The captains that weren't the Smashers or Chaser, Hina, or Aokiji were looking at each other, frowning a bit. "Before we start this meeting thing, is there any new information we need to know?"
"Actually yes. Bring out the hostages." The person in the mask brought a cage, which contained Roy and Sanjii. "We found these two wandering our ship. One is a Straw Hat and the other…I'm not sure."
"Good work captain…Who are you anyway?"
"We're new, sir. In fact, everyone here is. This is are first assignment from the government, sir."
"Okay. Excuse me for a second while I talk with Chaser and Hina." The three Navy captains walked back a bit. "I don't remember any new recruits, especially any new captains. Do you two know anything about this?"
"No. If there were new captains, we would have been told long before this meeting happened."
"Hmm. Hina, I need you to call the old people. Ask them about this."
"Yes general." Hina walked into the room while Chaser and Aokiji walked back to the bough.
"We're sorry about the stall. Hina needed to make a call. Something about her make-up."
"Great cover up, idiot!"
"Sue me!"
"I will when I get out of this cage."
"Shut it, fugitive! You're the one on trial, not us!" Everyone else just stared and sweat-dropped. Hina returned a minute later. "What do you have on these guys?"
"There hasn't been any new captains in over half a year. They're not really captains. I've informed the soldiers and once I give the signal, they'll attack."
"Good." Aokiji, Chaser, and Hina faced the others. "It's okay folks! Hina's make up is arriving!"
Hina leaned toward Chaser, "Make-up?"
"Don't ask. Anyways, what's the signal?"
"Your smoke, of course."
"Why did I even bother asking?" Chaser let some smoke flow from his boots and through the door. Right now, Aokiji was still talking to them.
"And the weather! What about this weather, huh?"
"Yo Jake."
"Yeah, Franky."
"This dude is weird."
"You can say that again."
"You can stop now. It's time."
"Good." The door leading into the ship, but Navy soldier didn't come running out. "I thought we brought a lot more Navy soldiers then that. And why do they look like Straw Hat and a cat.
"That's because that's who they are!" Right after that, the other Smashers burst from the ships, while Jake and Franky ripped off their navy clothes. Roy and Sanjii were still in the cage.
"Who are these guys Chaser?"
"The Smashers. A bunch of weirdoes that work with Straw Hat."
"They don't look evil. In fact, it's the others that look evil. They even have their evil laugh down."
"What?!" Aokiji was right. All of the other "captains" were laughing. "Who exactly are you people?!"
The man with the blonde ponytail spoke up, "Let's just say…we're not from around here."
Then the white haired man talked. "We're from a very far away place."
Now the man-woman's turn. "In fact, the place we're from is so far away…"
And finally, the blonde haired woman. "It's on a whole other planet." The captains from Meta Knight and Pikachu's ship tore their Navy clothes off while the captains on Falco and Roy's put on some black coats.
"I'll turn all these ship's into my greatest masterpiece yet!"
"Oh shut up Deidara!"
"No, you shut up, Larxene!"
"What?! That's it! We're through!"
"No! I'm sorry!"
"You can make up with me later. We have the Navy and Smashers to deal with."
"You two are very annoying, wouldn't you agree Zofis?"
"For once, I agree with you Wiseman."
"I'm a good boy!"
"Shut up Tobi!"
"Wow. Lexaeus spoke."
"He annoys me, that's all. Now let's get down to business."
"Don't forget about us."
"How could we forget about Grinning Gin and Grim Jaw Grimmjow?"
"Let's just get this party started." Everyone on the ships took out their weapons/got into a battle position.
Meanwhile, Nightmare and Eneru were watching. "What are all of they doing here?!"
"I guess the Chaos Masters didn't think you were up to the job. Let's just watch the chaos unfold."
"Chaos, huh? I'll show you chaos! By unleashing…the maelstrom!" Nightmare raised Soul Edge and pointed it to the sky. A lighting bolt crashed through the ocean into the middle of the ships. A giant whirlpool started forming and it spun the ships around.
"What's happening?!"
"It looks like the bad guys are unleashing the big guns!"
"Hey Smashers guys! If we're going to beat these people, we're going to need to work together!"
"There's no way I'm working with pirates or fugitives!"
"Just remember this! If we don't, we're all going to die!"
"I don't care!"
Hina slapped Chaser across the face. "Get a hold of yourself, Chaser! If you don't help, I'll tell the old people how you disobeyed a direct order from your superior! Then you'll get fired!"
"…Fine!"
"But before we go…" Aokiji froze Bowser's cage with his Ice-Ice fruit powers. Bowser headbutted the frozen cage into pieces.
"Oh yeah! No more cages for me!" Bowser pounded his fist into his palm. "Let's show these punks what happens when they mess with us!" The Smashers, Straw Hat pirates, and Navy captains split into teams to fight the Dark Legendz members. Except for Roy and Sanjii, who were still stuck.
"Get us out of here!"
"Like that's going to happen. You're on my ship and now you're going to die." Deidara said while Tobi danced around in a cheerleader outfit. "Grr…" Deidara turned around and started choking Tobi. "Why are you so stupid?!"
"Hey guy!"
"What is it?"
Roy put his finger onto Deidara's cloak. "What's that?"
"What are you…" Deidara looked at what Roy was pointing at. "Why did you wipe your snot on me?!"
"It's not snot."
"Then what is it?"
Roy grinned, "It's a time-bomb!"
"What?" Then Roy's booger exploded sending Deidara flying back and into Tobi. The explosion caused the cage they were in to break as well.
"You guys are so dead!" Now the fight was about to begin. Falco, Nami, Usopp, and Franky versus Lexaeus and Larxene, Pikachu, Robin, Chopper, Jake, and Hina versus Wiseman and Zofis, Roy, Sanjii, Bowser, Luffy, and Chaser versus Deidara and Tobi, and Meta Knight, Zolo, Mewtwo, and Aokiji versus Gin and Grimmjow. A fight to the finish in a maelstrom. Who will win?
Ty: I don't need these trivial weapons to beat you. (Ty tossed the lightsabers aside and took out several plungers) Force Throw! (Ty threw the plungers at Darth Rabbid. The first two plungers stuck to his face and his chest, and then the third knocked him out of a window 50 stories high. Meanwhile DM and Super Rabbid were still fighting)
DM: I know your weakness little Rabbid! (DM took out a glowing carrot) Carrotitonite!
Super Rabbid: DAH! (DM threw the carrot at the Rabbid but he dodged it. DM flew at Super Rabbid with his leg raised)
DM: Dynamic Entry! (DM kicked Super Rabbid out the door. DM formed a black ball in his hand and threw it at Super Rabbid. The moment the ball touched Super Rabbid; it blew up, blowing Super Rabbid away for good)
Naruto Rabbid: DAH! (Naruto Rabbid ran at Mewtwo with some carrots that were shaped like kunai)
Mewtwo: You've gotten on my last nerves (Mewtwo used Confusion, flipped Naruto Rabbid around, and threw him into an inactive volcano…that became active right before Naruto Rabbid fell inside it. The three stood there)
Ty: Is it over?
???: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ty: What…
DM: In the…
Mewtwo: World… (A giant shadow was cast over the three fighters, along with two smaller ones)