A/N: Right, this is a pretty heavy M rated chapter! Do not proceed to read if you think you won't like it. This idea was suggested to me, so I thought, what the heck, I'll give it a go. If people start reviewing saying how 'disturbing' or 'weird' it is I shall be very pissed off, if you don't like it, please keep it to yourself.:) And it really will get quite graphic, I'm just warning y'all :P

This idea was suggested to me and other people saw it and sent me a load of messages telling me to do it :L So here it is :P

And Skulduggery is 'somehow' human.:O....
I don't know how but he is.:P

Anyways, remember the top.

And most important, enjoy x]

Valkyrie and Skulduggery's POV.

Valkyrie turned to peck Skulduggery goodbye but he grabbed her and pulled her against him, leaning against the Bentley. She didn't complain. She hoped it was dark enough that echo-Gordon would decide to look out the window and see them though.

Skulduggery's hands moved down her spine and cupped her butt. She shivered.

"We could move this... Into the Bentley?" Skulduggery suggested as his lips travelled up and down her neck. She started to breath heavier.

"Sure." Was all she could say.

Skulduggery smiled and opened the back door of the Bentley and gesturing for her to get in first. She crawled in and he followed.

"Always knew the Bentley would come in handy someday." He said, grinning as Valkyrie straddled him and they started to make-out passionately, their hands exploring each others bodies.

He pressed her firmly against him, making them both moan softly as their hips fit together. He pulled her t-shirt over her head and off, she bit her lip as her torso was exposed. He lifted Valkyrie off him and laid her on the car seat, he bent down and started to kiss her chest and her stomach, making her arch her back slightly and moan in pleasure. He unbuttoned her jeans and unzipped them, pulling them down as his kisses travelled lower.

Valkyrie could hardly breath as she reached down to him and popped the buttons of his shirt one by one, showing his perfectly muscled torso. He closed his eyes and bit down on his lower lip as her hands slipped down to his pants, her fingertips gliding over the hard lump in his pants. She undid his pants as he pulled off hers and dropped them onto the floor.

Valkyrie sat up and shifted a little so that their position changed, he was now lying on the seat and she was straddling his hips. In the process, she pulled off his slacks and shirt. Skulduggery reached up to unclasp her bra and he pulled it off. Too over excited to care, Valkyrie just groaned as his hands held her breasts in his hands. His hands then moved down to her hips and slid into her underwear and slowly pulled them down and removed them. Valkyrie shivered as his palms held the backs of her thighs and she removed his underwear too. Skulduggery positioned himself between her legs and started to thrust his hips into her as she did same. She gripped the door handle as their thrusts got harder. She started to moan in gasps as he pushed further into her every time, they started to sweat as they rocked harder and harder against each other every time. Skulduggery rolled so that he was on top of Valkyrie and he kissed her all over, his tongue gliding across her breasts, making her let out strangled moans and gasps of pleasure and he eyes rolled back into her head. Her hands dug into his back trying to make him hold her tighter and he did. His mouth found hers again and he slipped his tongue into her mouth.

Fletcher, Tanith and Fletcher's POV.

Fletcher wandered by the window and glanced out. He stopped dead in his tracks, staring at the black Bentley that was....

Before he saw anymore he yelled out and covered his eyes, going to run down the stairs but running head first into the door.

"Oww..." He mumbled, momentarily forgetting what he saw but realising a second later and he jumped up and ran down into the kitchen.

Tanith was sitting drinking a cup of tea and reading a newspaper. She looked up as he entered noisily.

"Fletcher you look like you've seen a ghost." She commented, eyeing him suspiciously.

"I... Well... It's a little more disturbing than a ghost to be honest." He shuffled his feet, feeling awkward.

"....So what is it then?"

"Valkyrie and Skulduggery.... Bentley...." He shivered.

"Valkyrie and Skulduggery? Bentley? What hell Fletcher?" Tanith laughed.

"Ugh. Go and look out the top window!" He said irritably.

Tanith frowned in confusion and slight impatience but she proceeded to walk to the stairs. Fletcher bit his thumb nail as he waited for her to come back down. She came through the door, shock on her face.

"Yeah. Lets just pretend we never witnessed that." She said, not knowing whether to be amused or faintly disgusted.

"... Agreed."

About half an hour later, Skulduggery and Valkyrie walked through the front door and Fletcher and Tanith had to hold in their laughter at their appearance. Skulduggery's tie was loose and his shirt was buttoned up wrong, his jet black hair was ruffled wildly. Valkyrie's hair was all over the place and her face was flushed.

"Where have you two been?" Tanith asked, enjoying watching them stutter and look around for an excuse.

"Em. We were... At the beach." Valkyrie said, marching up the stairs. Skulduggery followed her and Fletcher and Tanith grimaced.

"Ewww..." Fletcher said, his face twisted in disgust.

"I second that."

A/N: Yeah. Told you it would get very graphic :P You were warned! :P

But I hope SOMEBODY liked it at least....

I tried to tie in some humour too, dunno whether it worked though :L

Anyway, pleaaaase review!:)

And again, if you have any suggestions, leave them in your review:)

Thanks for reading!! :D